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guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol
guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT
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I know Lwaxana was originally written as a horny cougar joke but I kinda love the idea that betazoids have a different reproductive curve than humans and reach peak fertility in their forties or fifties. There would be a whole cultural idea around having to have at least a few decades of life experience and a well established career before you're even considered ready to raise a child.
All this to say that Lwaxana having Deanna in her twenties was probably a huge scandal. Like, this girl from this incredibly prestigious family having the equivalent of a teenage pregnancy and then, because the father is a human the child is basically disabled as well. Prime gossip material.
I believe that is why Lwaxana is like that. She had to learn to not give a shit about other people's opinion very young and she became the legend of a federation ambassador and the woman who will live her best life no matter what just to show them.
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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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nothing has really felt appropriate for my first post after nov 5th, but here’s kirk blowing bubbles
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Ok I’ll just start the x-men posting off with this one. Pretty much the first thing I drew upon realizing that they were spinning in my head and I was screwed
(Btw, I finally caved and made a bluesky account; my handle is m0rbs.bsky.social)
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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”
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