alicia // german // 26 // she/her // just stuff i like (and F1)
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#this#a german satirist just lost his job bc he made a joke about trump being just missed#and like#honest to god he just said what everybody was thinking anyway#let the man live#el hotzo youll be missed my friend i hope youre not loosing sleep over this#trump
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
#the fact that this was pre pandemic and even now pandemic isnt even the most insane thing thats happened in a while#makes you scared for the future
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Infour Nice wheeeeeeeeeeels 🪩
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Mutuals ca.n message me for my discord or my phone number if you want to be accidentally ignored harder
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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the color pink has always been there 4 me
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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
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listen i love community and connection but if anyone came up to me on the street to ask me anything while they filmed me i would unleash a primal wrath so intense it would strike them down immediately
#yesss#i was thinking about this recently bc i saw a video of people filming a “crime” to see what people would do#and i honestly think that this is what actually harms moral courage#like people will think theyre being filmed theyll think it is a prank bc they see it every day on the internet#its a normal silly thing to see children be abducted in the middle of the street#and tbh theyre valid to not be part of that little social media clip and just keep walking i#its obvious what it is and were getting so used to seeing this all the time that we dont question stuff when it actually happens#like just put someone filming next to the guy beating his gf and people will be walking past#and theyre not wrong to do that they dont owe people interaction or clout or being theyre content#but like this makes actual crime so much easier and so much more dangerous#big sigh#idk if i worded that the way i wanted it to be dont come at me please#im tired of the internet fr fr
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been, uh… it’s been too long since my last confession. My dad, he used to come to this church back when I was a kid. He was a fighter, old school, boxer. Lost more than he won. Had a 24-31 record before he, uh… But he could take a punch. Jesus, he could take a punch.
DAREDEVIL (1.01) | INTO THE RING
#aaaaaaaah i miss daredevil?? maybe ill rewatxh????#daredevil#also prev#bryce same#i might rewatch but i wont finish lol
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call me a millennial but they'll have to pry my slim fit jeans and ankle socks from my cold, dead hands
#this is not about the slim fit#i tried mom jeans and i can never look back#wont catch me in those super baggy jeans tho thats just ridiculous#based about the ancle socks though who the fuck wears high socks with short trousers that is RIDICULOUS#anyways
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Source: https://twitter.com/notedbreadthief/status/1060547599348961281
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aliciiaspinnet > litschilicia
#it has been 292948 years#but i finally changed my url can you believe#felt like it was time to finally let that one go#so yeah#uuuh#it stopped being about hp a while ago but yeah i dont want people to feel like this is a hp blog#this is better and about time an#anyways
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I'm not catholic—of course I don't feel guilty for experiencing pleasure! << is protestant and feels guilty for experiencing rest
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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck
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