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@dollwithavolleygun: “babe, what are you thinking about”

Me, thinking about another JFK joke that I’m not ready to tell just yet:

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@dollwithavolleygun doesn’t wanna hear me complain about yet another Disco Inferno match again 😂

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@dollwithavolleygun it wasn’t Code Red, it was Voltage, thank you very much 😌

either way, 10/10 still would

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@dollwithavolleygun it wasn’t Code Red, it was Voltage, thank you very much 😌

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Let’s bring this look back, kids.

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There’s arrogance and then there’s “JFK going into Dallas after he pissed off a whole host of powerful people in and out of the government” arrogance.

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Watching Dr. Pimple Popper after I’ve eaten was a choice. 😟

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Trying to get Liz to watch Nitro with me from the beginning so she can have the same brain rot love and appreciation for the nonsense that it turned out to be.

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They’re saying this shit on Facebook; the irony isn’t lost on me one bit.

Anyone else laugh whenever they see someone go “I DON’T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TRACKING ME” on some form of social media?

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Anyone else laugh whenever they see someone go “I DON’T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TRACKING ME” on some form of social media?

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Fucking same.

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It's TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything and they'll have to answer truthfully.

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@dollwithavolleygun’s likes versus her outward appearance and, at times, vice versa

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Remember that question “what would happen if all your exes showed up to a party you were at”?

Yeah, that’s this match.

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I’ve had that happen to me before! Thankfully they weren’t important calls but it was wild going through my day and wondering why I haven’t been getting calls and seeing like 4-5 missed ones.

Why am I happy to spend 20 minutes trying to place a food order online rather than spending 2 minutes on the phone calling it in? One of life’s mysteries.

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Like the only times I’m ever using my phone as an actual phone is if work calls or a family member calls me. Otherwise, text and FaceTime is available.

Why am I happy to spend 20 minutes trying to place a food order online rather than spending 2 minutes on the phone calling it in? One of life’s mysteries.

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The amount of times I’ve had to hope and pray they heard my order right over the phone because of miscommunication one way or another makes me grateful for food apps.

Why am I happy to spend 20 minutes trying to place a food order online rather than spending 2 minutes on the phone calling it in? One of life’s mysteries.