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Saw this and I knew what had to be done.

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Astarion’s simple plan

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The most supportive durge bf 😭

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more about plums

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still haven't really decided on whether or not astarion's default verse should be mid-game or post-game. but i think, for now, it's easier with going with mid-game. because if i'm gonna have his default verse be post-game i'd need to sit down and figure out which path in life he ended up taking and then i'd have to write all that down.

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astarion, a vampire spawn with a tadpole walking down the streets of baldur's gate in broad daylight like

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question, do ppl still do open starters these days or is that also a thing of the past

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"The boop wars may be over, but know every time I look at you I'm boopin' you telepathically - "

“ ... I suddenly have a VERY GREAT NEED of getting rid of the tadpole. For real this time. ”

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Reverse au👀

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Despite his clear disadvantage, he is currently way too occupied with releasing his frustration in the form of continuous boops. He squirms underneath the weight of her body, his fingers and hands booping whatever part of her he could reach... Until he's had enough, bares his fangs and bites down into the side of her leg - completely in an act of in self-defense driven by pure instinct.

CRUEL! HEARTBREAKING! MEAN! TRULY TERRIBLE! WORST VAMPIRE EVER! SHE WANTS A REFUND! A NEW VAMPIRE!

But instead of running away from his boops, she simply huffs at him and lets it happen, because she's a GOOD SPORT unlike SOME people. But then she's also a little shit because she shoves him to the ground and sits on him, booping him more all over his face and hair, cackling like a hyena.

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The vampire spawn is not particularly happy about this outcome. Despite his slight disadvantage, he managed to release himself - his body slipping out of her grasp like butter. But instead of escaping from the scene, he positioned himself before her with both of his hands aimed at her. And then, in an instant, his hands began booping at her face - fast, over and over and over and over again.

WRONG ANSWER! TOUGH LUCK! Katya was not taking no for an answer - she was going to boop his hair. If she had to turn her boops evil to do it, then so be it. He was still within reach, still letting her boop his face - clearly he didn't think her hands were that dirty if he was letting her touch his face.

" Pity. Guess you'll have to wash later - you could use a wash anyway... " She quickly switched from booping his face to dragging it closer and then holding it in one hand and booping his pretty white curls with her other hand.

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He couldn't help but rolling his eyes at that. “ It's too precious for ANYONE'S boops, dear. ” He wasn't even going to argue against the 'princess'-comment because it was true.

Crossing his arms over his chest, keeping his fingers far away from her teeth, Astarion shook his head. “ Oh, I'm sure you're a master scalp massager - but really, I can do without one. You see, I don't know where those claws have been, and I would hate getting unsolicited.... dirt stuck in my lustrous curls. It's nothing personal, of course. ” He is saying all of this while still getting his face booped...

" OH? is the princesses hair to precious for my boops? think it's too GOOD for my boops? " she asks, looking offended, though the look in her eyes says she's clearly joking around. but as he moves closer once more, she continues to boop him on the face, pouting just a little that his hair is off limits... for now.

" i'll have ya know my claws feel GREAT on the scalp - so either lemme boop your hair or i bite your waggin' finger - "

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boops him flirtatiously >;)

“ My, this is the positively first FLIRTACIOUS boop I've received thus far. ”

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Instinctively, he flinches when she her paws gets dangerously close to his hair - he gives her a warning look, waggling a single digit in warning. “ Not the hair, ” His stern look lingers as he slowly leans back within her boop-ing reach again. “ If you really have to boop away - at the very LEAST try to avoid the hair, darling.~ ”

continues to boops. putting her little werewolf paws all over his face and hair. " don't you feel so special ? see? ain't it workin' so well ? "