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tried playing chess with my calculator, what does 10000 mean in chess notation?

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tempted to just show my stylist a picture of aragorn son of arathorn tomorrow

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for some reason i have this weirdly persistent memory of being in middle school gym and we were playing flag football and i threw the ball forward to someone on my team and then i was really confused on why everyone said i broke the rules

that’s like all i remember but the emotion attached to the memory makes me think ppl didn’t like me for that one

what’s weird is this totally could have been a dream like i don’t remember ever playing flag football outside of that one random memory

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Sourced from the 21 January 1939 issue of The Waterbury Democrat; page 5 - accessed via Chronicling America.

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Early one morning, you pull down your favourite cup, only to find a small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. 

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so often i feel like an npc in someone else’s world

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you know what drives me crazy? sentences that end in commas,

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aw, thanks!

hey wait a minute-

my only goal in life is to have a wikipedia article

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damn why are the tumblr communities i want to join all invite-only

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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how has mcdonald’s strayed so far from their original brand, it used to be a cheap fun place to get a good burger with your family but now it’s like you go in, mess with a touchscreen, pay too much for like a 10 gram patty, and leave

they got rid of all the soda machines (at least where i live) and if you’re an introvert like me you don’t get refills because there’s almost never anyone at the counter and you’re not gonna shout at the minimum wage workers to get their attention

idk it’s just weird mcdonalds feel so soulless now

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Sourced from the 9 February 1907 issue of The Ottumwa Tri-Weekly Courier; page 4 - accessed via Chronicling America.

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my only goal in life is to have a wikipedia article

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if humanity ever collapses and rebuilds landfills will probably become rare earth mineral mines

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Why did i just get an email ad for Ronald Reagan merch??

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wow the Kelpies have massive anarchychess potential

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y’all ever have a dream that just messes with your head the next couple of days