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how is it that i’m the youngest person in my household but also by far the cleanest

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man why does my brain only wake up early on the weekends when I don’t need to

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the only thing i hate about reading is when you accidentally spoil the story for yourself by glancing at the right page when you are reading the left page

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how do i get really good at something without putting any effort in pls tell me

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ughh i had the best dream last night want to go back to it so instead of getting up i am delaying my day by writing tumblr posts in bed

it’s weird how memory works backwards in dreams. The more you try to remember it the more it fades away…

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it’s weird how memory works backwards in dreams. The more you try to remember it the more it fades away…

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ok who is this “‘postmaster general’” and how does he have the time to approve every mailbox??

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mattress firm is out to get me. i’ve received 2 texts asking about my “in-store experience” and seen a ton of ads.

I have not been to a mattress firm in… maybe ever??

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you ever think about how weird it is that “he cooked” is the opposite of “he’s cooked”

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tumblr’s preview your blog (button in settings to see how your blog looks to other ppl) does Not Work, i wanted to see what the little tooth guy badge i got for 100 posts looked like and preview just shows me the same view as normal, even has the edit pencil. it even shows my private posts (no one can actually see those….right?!?)

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just figured out why my dog woke me up to go out at 5:45 AM (instead of 8:30ish like normal) and it’s all Duolingo’s fault.

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you swear to… yourself?

Dear Lord,

We may be very different in many ways, but we have this in common: for both of us, we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I, as do most of my fellow humans. So... full commitment's what I'm thinking of. Trust me, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling! Gotta make you understand... I won't ever lose faith in you. I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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when the TSA screening machine says “anomaly detected” with a red square on my crotch 😳

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how dare people sleep

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hugs to all my followers

it’s just @wild-lullium and @cheezbot (a bot that likes cheese??) but still

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i don’t speak quietly, people around me just have bad hearing

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tumblr should add some way for me to see all the posts out there with 0 notes. want to find more ppl like me.

wait but it would probably be 70% bots so nvm