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give me books with romance pls
like i want the romance, but i dont want it to be ONLY romance ya know?
like i want it to be like.....
im slaying monsters and my partner just ripped out that one's spine! we kill so good together :)
does that make sense?
like etablished couple goes on killing spree.
something cutesy like that.
or like
my baby can snap my neck *dreamy eyes*
idk maybe i just want the to be so in love that they could kill each other in they wanted to.
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the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.
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i think i need to do choir again, i literally have no form of self expression rn
every so often i hear a song we did and i miss it
so annoying making it work in my schedule tho
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when someone in front of you takes a picture so you look away and act like an npc for a sec
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bro how tf do you get butter by just… punching milk. like bully the milk and it turns to a solid defensive form
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i hate the internet
can i just find like, a recipe, or the answer to a simple question, without clicking on an article with 20 ads that completely block my view
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if i have to listen to “untitled vibe - soul” one more time istg
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Okay so I'm not sure if the whole "don't say kill" thing on tiktok actually makes your video not show up on fyp or something but regardless, people either don't say it at all or when they do but also have captions they put something else in the captions
Anyways now that you have the context. Why did I just see a tiktoker replace the word kill un the captions with rainbow flag. What's the correlation here girlie
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tumblr trying its best to convince me that i am actually completely gay and just don’t know it
#how do they know that it’s raining here??#tumblr#in the meantime man i wish i could sleep#if only i had a boy next to me in bed… /j#fyp#gay
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tried playing chess with my calculator, what does 10000 mean in chess notation?
#not sure if anyone will get this but i hope you do#personally i am quite proud of this joke#chess#anarchy chess#math#funny#meme
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tempted to just show my stylist a picture of aragorn son of arathorn tomorrow
#all the men have beautiful hair in that movie and i envy#lotr#aragorn#lotr movies#movies#tolkien#hairstyles#hair#text
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for some reason i have this weirdly persistent memory of being in middle school gym and we were playing flag football and i threw the ball forward to someone on my team and then i was really confused on why everyone said i broke the rules
that’s like all i remember but the emotion attached to the memory makes me think ppl didn’t like me for that one
what’s weird is this totally could have been a dream like i don’t remember ever playing flag football outside of that one random memory
#holy run on sentence batman#lmaoooo#i love that that tag popped up ig i’m not that original#random#stories#me#memories#messy post#sorry#dreams?#sigh
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Sourced from the 21 January 1939 issue of The Waterbury Democrat; page 5 - accessed via Chronicling America.
#i was curious about this so i looked it up#apparently it stemmed from some guy playing a prank making fake tracks in the snow#what a legend
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Early one morning, you pull down your favourite cup, only to find a small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside.
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