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literally nothing is funnier to me than the idea of el telling hopper that she and mike broke up and him being like “oh. sorry kid. a great decision tbh, but sorry” and then throwing himself a little party, and then like a month later will’s like “dad meet my boyfriend” and hopper just sits down and takes several very deep breaths because mike wheeler is somehow his future son in law again what the fuck

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“he’s so babygirl”

babe he just killed somebody.

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Rhaenyra spitting fire, angry that someone claimed Seasmoke: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Adam freaked out and confused: All I wanted was to go fishing.

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Can’t wait to see Mr.Fantastic do the slutty knee

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"When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt to wake dragons out of stone."

"What fools we were, who thought ourselves so wise! The error crept in from the translation. Dragons are neither male nor female, Barth saw the truth of that, but now one and now the other, as changeable as flame. The language misled us all for a thousand years. Daenerys is the one, born amidst salt and smoke. The dragons prove it."

"Her coming is the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy. From smoke and salt was she born to make the world anew. She is Azor Ahai returned... and her triumph over darkness will bring a summer that will never end... death itself will bend its knee, and all those who die fighting in her cause shall be reborn ..."

— George R. R. Martin, A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

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rhaenyra slapping a guy, wielding a sword, kissing mysaria, and riding syrax all in one episode? great day for lesbians

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alicent feels the vibrations of rhaenyra kissing another woman and immediately goes to drown herself in the lake. real lesbian representation right there

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) S02E06 | "Smallfolk"

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“What would you call the husband to the queen?”

“Well the king…”

“-there it is then.”

“-consort.”

Umm... Literally my new favorite character. Simon Strong, ladies and gentlemen. The only one who humbles Daemon during these days.

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They don't need therapy. They need a sexy woman in leather to whip them and teach them how to behave and after that cuddle them and let them suck her titty while she kiss their forehead and whisper sweet nothing in their ears.

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lord take all of their suffering & give it to criston cole

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ready to be stressed! 🐻🍽️

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On some level Alicent has to be wondering if this is an insane wet dream like she really opened her eyes mid-prayer to Rhaenyra kneeling next to her dressed like a nun and offering either a genuine conversation or a murder-suicide, it’s all she’s ever wanted

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THE BEAR — 2.10 // 3.09

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Olivia Cooke and Emma D'arcy for Entertainment Weekly’s ‘House of the Dragon’ season 2 cover shoot.

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Be gay do crime but in Barvaria and we're putting these everywhere

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People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.