lisalovesapplesauce

[lisalovesapplesauce]

if a word begins with "sq-," you know it's going to be a banger. Squeak. Squelch. Squabble. Squeamish. Squawk. Squiggle. Squeeze. "Sq-" is the bowtie of words.

[lisalovesapplesauce]

Yesss hello fellow dexiana truther! :)

dexiana on top!!

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But we all still need to know, was your love for applesauce also a lie…?

Did you or did you not listen to the song on my main blog @myfairkatiecat

Because at the end of the song I very much address that topic.

I DO MAKE MY OWN APPLESAUCE. I LOVE APPLESAUCE. THIS IS TRUE

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83 followers on a fake blog is crazy

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THERE. A SNIPPET FROM THE STRIEEFE SONG I WROTE TO PROVE I AM KATIE, COMPLETE WITH RANDOM RIFFING TO PROVE I HAVE MY SINGING VOICE.

@the-way-astray sorry for using the strieefe song. Felt like a good one to use since it had the lyric “I’m katie” in it

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If you're really @myfairkatiecat, what's the last thing I dmed you?

emoji smiling 😊

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Apparently I’ve had this blog for eight months now how did that happen

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of all the special interests that i have why did the one that predominately occupies my mind have to be this middle-grade series that never ends. ever.

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what's your opinion on fitz and/or keefitz? (if sokeefe were out of the picture)

I think it’s super interesting. I’ve been converted to seeing both characters the way @myfairkatiecat sees them, which might impact this, but to me this is a very “I can make them worse” ship. I would never want sokeefe to be out of the picture, though! I can also make them worse!

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SHORT HAIRED FINTAN TRUTHER??

SLAY. :P

SHORT HAIRED FINTAN TRUTHER INDEED!!

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Okay! I am a little busy but less than I was before so I might be able to write another chapter!

Please tell never change anon to write more (I know its lisa but never change anon will always be never change anon)

probably not a good idea to pressure her if she's busy but gently encouraging @lisalovesapplesauce to write more never change

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What I’m hearing is you have short haired fintan! Show us, Stria!

this is a callout post for @lisalovesapplesauce . . . she is a short-haired fintan truther. burn her at the stake

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@crescentpaws makes lovely fanart and now that is how I imagine him!

this is a callout post for @lisalovesapplesauce . . . she is a short-haired fintan truther. burn her at the stake

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@myfairkatiecat @the-way-astray

I feel like Sophie and Keefe need to fight a few times, break up, take some time away, miss each other, mature, and then get married

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keefe would not like me and i don't like him: masterpost

hey everyone . . . there are too many freaking strieefe things now. sigh. so naturally it's time for a masterpost . . . but before that i should clear up some misconceptions probably

this is a bit. i am not actually mad. if i was i would make a more serious-toned post telling strieefe anons and non-anons to knock it off

having said that i am vehemently and utterly anti strieefe. awful, awful ship. horrendous. will fight the people that ship it until the day i die

this post explains the origins of strieefe

yes, i am okay with strieefe fics being posted to ao3 (i've had a couple of anons ask me this). if you happen to do this, tag me as stria sixteen. also send me the fic. i want to read it

i am not okay with smut (nobody has done this yet, but just to be clear) . . . but anything up until that point is fine. the makeout fic was fine. the only-one-bed trope was fine. the shirtless keefe was fine

please please please please if you are going to send me fics, name them. name them!!!! it doesn't have to be a profound, thoughtful name (this is strieefe, after all, cringe is expected). but all fics are tagged by their names, and it helps keep things organized, so please!!!! i also tag all asks i receive with the asker's url, so fics are also tagged by the writer's url (or anon)

the general strieefe tag (for me) is #keefe would not like me and i don't like him. it is blockable. do with this information what you will. other people may use different tags. if you don't want to see strieefe-related stuff at all, i also recommend blocking off #strieefe and #to strieefe or not to strieefe

alayda is a menace but i don't hate her. stop sending me weird asks about her. they will be deleted

katie is a traitor to the sokeefe nation

always forever by alayda (@alaydabug2) and @ishipstrieefe (pro)

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

never change by lisa (@lisalovesapplesauce) (pro)

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

hate your lover, love your hater, and be studied by her friend by doe (@worldsunlikemyown) (anti)

context

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

treehouse by treehouse anon (pro)

chapter one

pride pin by pride pin anon (anti)

chapter one

chapter two

sometimes grief is acceptance by alayda (pro)

chapter one

chapter two

hold me like a grudge by emelin (@thishumanformislimiting) (pro)

chapter one

miscellaneous alayda fics (pro)

high on your love

the way to my heart is an a+

love in the air

chapter forty-two au (actually this one might be anti)

only your warmth

crossover (converted to anti by by me)

miscellaneous non-alayda fics (disclaimer: some of these could barely even be considered fics)

unnamed fic by anon one (anti)

unnamed fic by cricket (@gay-witches-are-the-best) (anti)

unnamed fix-it fic of alayda's makeout fic by anon two (anti)

unnamed fic by a.j. (@lgbtqforeverything) (anti)

unnamed fic by @kotlcpuppetshow (anti)

unnamed fic by anon three (anti)

atlantis blows the fuck up by anon four (????)

unnamed fic by @oopsies-maeve-did-a-thing (pro)

fanart (will it never end)

by alex (@the-soul-detectives) (pro)

fanart of alayda's chapter forty-two au by aspen (@aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen) (pro)

fix-it fanart of high on your love (alayda's makeout fic) by aspen (anti)

by connie (@absolutely-existing) (anti)

by alayda (pro)

by emelin (pro)

by emelin part two (pro)

by fin (@fintan-pyren) (pro)

fucking. songs. (and song-adjacent things like poems.) what world do i live in

unlikely couple by katie (@myfairkatiecat) (pro)

a ballad of keefe and stria by emelin (pro)

[lisalovesapplesauce]

I'm currently reading the second book of the naturals. I didn't know that before strip bowling, there was strip poker. 👀