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The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

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me as a writer

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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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You’re a minor goddess who saved a mortal on the brink of death. A few months later, he came back with an army to pledge allegiance to you.

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theyre fighting a god in the morning

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Hello, I just saw that Devil on Your Shoulder is going into beta testing! I know it's been a tough journey, but I'm so excited to see that it's getting towards the end! Congratulations!

Thank you! 💜 It's been a loooooooobg road indeed. My only hope is that the game is worthy of everyone who waited so patiently for it. 💜💜💜💜💜

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Devil on Your Shoulder Update

Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A hot Friday the 13th

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thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again

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STARDEW VALLEY UPDATE IS LIVE!!

❄ pre-orders for charms and prints open dec 6-17th

❄ production notes can be found in the pre-order product listings, or under the cut!

❄ SH☼P CLOSES DEC. 17TH FOR SHIPPING DEADLINE

⛄ https://www.mkret.art/ ⛄

📢 PRE-ORDER NOTES

BEFORE YOU BUY: Please be aware pre-order items will need to go through the production process before being shipped. Orders may take 1-2 months to be shipped to you. Pre-order items WILL NOT arrive in time for Christmas. If an order contains both a pre-order item AND an in-stock item, that order will not ship until ALL items are on hand.

ESTIMATED TIMELINE: ❄ Pre-orders open December 6th-December 17th ❄ Production estimated to take ~1 month for charms, ~2 week for prints ❄ Updates will be posted to my social medias (bsky, tumblr, x) @retquits !

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Although healing powers are common, yours is one of the strongest in the world. The hit squad big pharma sends manages to take out your entire family but you survive. Now the world is about to find out that power wasn't the ability to remove ailments…it's true nature is to simply remove.

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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The Devil On Your Shoulder Update

Hey everyone!

I've been offline for a bit dealing with this bullshit we call life in 2024, but I wanted to let you all know that I just submitted – literally 2 minutes ago – all 10 chapters of The Devil on Your Shoulder to my editor.

After she does her thing, beta testing will come next. The game is now officially in the pipeline.

Thank you all so so so so so so so so much for your patience and continued interest while I struggled to write this beast of a thing. I'll have more updates for you soon! 😈💜

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this has reduced me to tears

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