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person: you’re too cute to be single
me: obviously not
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I’m writing a depression themed cookbook and the first recipe is plain store bought tortilla chips with no salsa or anything and you eat the whole bag
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mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens
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How often do you fuck?
Life fucks me every minute of every day
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does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
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If you ugly with the dog filter idk what to tell you
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”I was trying to use a hanger to make my butt look bigger but it snapped& now I’m bleeding .”
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She lowkey checks my tumblr, so when she sees this I hope she knows that lowkey I was thinking of her.
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