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CARTOONS HAVE LIED

CATS ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT! DON'T GIVE THEM MILK! JUST ALL DAIRY!

I remember growing up seeing cartoon characters give cats milk, so I assumed the loved milk. They don't. They will shart everywhere if you give it to them.

Reblog this with other common misconceptions.

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Someone needs to make a YouTube channel based on this. They pretend to be in the gravityfalls universe and piecing together the mystery if stan pines. JUST TO FIGURE OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE! Just on a boat trip with his brother

I like to think there's at least one person in the Gravity Falls universe that's obsessed with lost media and old telephone product commercials. Imagine someone updating the lost media wiki on StanCo products and commercials. Trying to link all the different identities of Stan Pines. Only to find out he died in a mysterious car crash that left no body? Imagine the drama, the niche YouTube videos. The concerns for this person who's oddly obsessed over a decade old scam company.

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Blob meow meow

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That’s so weird, I was pro life then my opinion changed because of this game. I can’t imagine raising a child on the Tuplar. Do you want her to suffer the pain of pregnancy and childbirth for the baby just to die!? Also she didn’t want the baby, she was R@PED! She didn’t drink the mouthwash because she didn’t want to die. Or maybe because she didn’t want Jimmath to take advantage of her while she was drunk! He could r@pe her again. He could kill her!

Also Curly wouldn’t be a good step father because he is completely dependent on others in his crippled state.

This applies in real life as well. Giving birth can be very dangerous. And sometimes it’s might not even be worth the pain.

I love this game because it made me think through this. Showed me a different view. Women who have had or are considering abortion are not evil. They are people who might be scared, backed into a corner, or just want their suffering to end.

This game opened my eyes and heart.

How (SOME) people in the mouthwashing fandom sound

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I would like to add that my counselor has the Sting on hung on his wall, (The sword from the Lord of the Rings), it is his most prized possession.

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable)

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do you all see my vision here

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Big news

I got a cat. Her name is toasty

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CAT PARADE

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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I want to go back in time and tell my younger self how to organize my Pinterest boards.

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isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

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I think I should take a break from scrolling through the endless cacophony of bad

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queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

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In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.

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1 billion notes and i free him