But don’t think I won’t fucking die for terraria Also uh, I’m a whole 21yr old man that uses he/him pronouns
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youre in her dms im in museum archives looking at ancient terracotta animals
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my toxic trait is that I think those uwu trans girl memes that 19 year olds on reddit make are pretty funny
this is comedy gold to me
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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding
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“google is free” actually now that you can’t turn off ai answers google is 5.6 billion gallons of water.
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Throwing this into the void, DND Shitpost be upon yee
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I will simply be rotating this in my head violently
save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok
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hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally
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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.
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I was bored in chemistry class and felt the need to do this after seeing Ryan Gosling Laios.
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
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