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heh......

brest

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i fear we found Something (theres two plants)

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YIIPPEEEEE tagged by my lovely friend @derezzedstar <33333 (this is horrible bc i delete photos all the time

and i tag @oneflydude @longing4yesterday @yoshivores and any other mutual who wants to do it :> if i could i'd literally list you all genuinley

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(Odysseus steps out of his chambers in Ithaca. Sees a bone.)

Odysseus (scratching his head): That's the sixth one this week. Athena.

Athena (appearing): Yes?

Odysseus: I thought all the suitors were dead.

Athena: They are.

Odysseus (points at the bone): Then do you know who keeps leaving these? Are they a kind of threat or something?

Athena (in realization): Oh, those! No, they're not threats. Those are from Ares.

Odysseus: What?

Athena: He's a fan of yours now. That's how he says he likes you.

Odysseus:...by leaving bones?

Athena: I can call him over here if you want.

Odysseus (quickly): No that's okay--(fails to stop her)

(Ares appears and waves)

Athena (to Ares): He's curious about the bones you keep giving him.

Ares (sadly to Odysseus): You don't like them?

Odysseus (unsurely): N-no, they're great. I just...wanted to know who to thank.

Ares (happily): Good, because I've got more for you!

(A pile of bones drops into Odysseus's arms. Ares waves again and vanishes.)

Odysseus: Do you know why this is his way of showing approval?

Athena: I try not to ask.

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♬⋆.˚ Well it's a little bit dangerous, my friend˚.⋆♬

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WARNING: Vengeance saga spillers!

Did Ares help Odysseus?

Might be my own headcannon, but for everyone who saw the livestream HIS EYES? ODYSSEUS EYES?? The way he reacted without remorse and by sheer rage and very much acting in the way Jay depicted of ares power, and maybe I’m just thinking too much into it but

Expect a fanart VERY soon

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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

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AYO??

GET IN THE WATER???

WINDBAG JETPACK??

“you can’t kill me.”

“exactly.”

“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife.”

ODYSSEUS????

!!!!!!

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Odysseus at the end of the vengeance saga with no context:

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IM GOING INSANE OVER THIS SAGA H O L Y S H I T

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Why does Odysseus, reigning king of Ithica, have a fucking jetpack

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aw i love when these freaks share a brain cell

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gay