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your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

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"You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was young, my mother sent a pack of dalmatians to chase me off a cliff. Er...my adopted mother. Not my real mother, obviously, she left before I was born. My adopted mother wasn't very nice either. Anyway, Perry the Platypus, that's why I invented this: the Dalmatian-Destroy-Inator! With a push of this button, this machine will...erase the spots of every dalmatian in the tri-state area! They'll just look like dumb white dogs! They'll be too embarrassed to ever go outside again! AHAHAHA!"

"What? Skin them? That sounds a little messed up, Perry the Platypus. More than a little actually, is this overwork stress or something? I have been making a few extra inators lately, I've just had a little more spare time - look, do you need a break? We can do this tomorrow if you want, I'll let you go, you'll just have to walk into the same trap again tomorrow, it's only fair."

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Somebody needs to do another big fantasy epic specifically so that Lil Nas X can play some sort of Thranduil-esque elf lord. Based on his recent material, I think he could pull off the delicate balance of severe, stiff-necked dignity and scenery-chewing flamboyance the role would demand very well.

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i hope bi women with boyfriends or bi women who want boyfriends are having a good day and i hope bi men with girlfriends or bi men who want girlfriends are also having a good day

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So it was a white woman who killed Botham Jean, and a white woman who killed Dante Wright, and it’s been white women at the center of almost every video of someone unjustly calling the police on black people, and it’s white women who have been directly or indirectly responsible for many horrific massacres of black peoples across the US like the one in Wilmington and the famous Tulsa massacre, and it’s white women who have a deep history of weaponizing their white womanhood by falsely accusing black men of rape even so much as to accuse black children like emmet till which resulted in the entire civil rights movement, and white women who constructed the idea of preserving the confederacy, and it’s white women who have gained freedom by steeping on the backs of black women, and white women who have fought to preserve the racist ideals of the 50s Nuclear family, and the list goes on and on and on and on.

So are we ready to talk about how white women are not incidental participants in white supremacy but rather the architectures and safe-guards of it?

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still not over how much I love this

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every once in a while i remember what the japanese imperial army did to east/southeast asia and the war crimes and atrocities and what happened to my own family and how the government still has not apologized or paid reparations and actually still glorifies that period in their history and how it's difficult to even discuss any of this because white americans used this as an excuse to be extremely racist and commit even worst atrocities against japanese civilians in retaliation for pearl harbour and also just because they don't see people of colour as human beings point blank so trying to discuss japanese war crimes is hard bc westerners don't know how to act right about it so i always have to emphasize that they didn't deserve the nuclear bombs and american war crimes or for ppl of japanese descent to be placed in western internment camps just to preface any discussion of how the japanese imperial army beheaded my family members and hung their bodies in the streets and kept their turbans as trophies and never apologized for it bc the experience and power dynamics between asians in asia during the war are not the same as the experiences and power dynamic of white americans nuking civilians in an asian country that was already surrendering. and then i get so mad i have to go lie down lol

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alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

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OH MY GOD. THE NAME OF THE THING IS ‘Ecstasy Train’

hmmm