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exerting all of my strength to singlehandedly rip the bob's burgers roleplay fandom back from the dirt rn 💪

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𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒  (a collection of winter themed prompts. Some are a bit shippy, and some are not!)  

Send one of the following emojis for our muses to:

🎄 decorate the Christmas tree together

❄️ get stuck inside during a snow storm

🎁 spend Christmas together

🕎 celebrate Hanukkah together

🎉 spend New Years Eve together

🛍️ go Christmas shopping together

⛄ build a snowman

💝 exchange presents 

🌿 kiss under the mistletoe

🏠 cuddle in front of the fireplace

🌨️ have a snowball fight

🎿 go skiing 

🏔️ spend the weekend in a cabin 

👕 wear ugly Christmas sweaters

⛸️ go ice skating together 

☕ drink a hot chocolate 

🌲 hike in the snow 

🍪 bake gingerbread men together

🎅 stay up to wait for Santa

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OTfrigginP amiright

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“Could I have a cheeseburger please?” Shctupmeg

business is lacking as usual. it's a relief to see someone breeze through the door, the overhead bell distracting from the overall quiet atmosphere of the restaurant. well, except for whatever the kids are occupying themselves with in the corner booth. she could only wipe down tabletops and sweep the walkway so many times until it became redundant and she was back behind the counter, where she is idly rearranging condiments as @shctupmeg approaches.

" hi, yes ! you sure can. you want fries with that , hon ? "

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“I like your glasses!” Shctupmeg

" aww, thanks. i need 'em to see. i like yours too. so stylish… i love it! "

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𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 .

( lit portrayal of linda belcher from fx's bob's burgers. ) crossover & multimuse friendly. re-est dec 2022 , looking for new writing partners ! everybody's favorite wine mom. see pinned post for more info.

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𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 !  [ . . . ] see below cut for rules + abt. re-est. dec 2022.

ONE.  dan, over eighteen, he only. not new to roleplay but new-ish to the tumblr scene. this is a literate semi-selective blog for linda belcher from fx's bob's burgers. slow replies but avid plotter. sporadic and/or inconsistent activity courtesy of adhd. writes with mutuals only. crossover & multimuse friendly. personals do not follow.

TWO.     do not interact: bigoted views, prosh!ppers, post predominantly about drama or indirects, romanticize heavy topics. please do not interact with me if you are someone who harasses people for replies in-character or out. reminders are fine but spamming is only going to get you so far ( ie. blocked ).

THREE.      i will only ship linda with variations of her husband bob. she is involved in a monogamous marriage and would never cheat under any circumstances. i would possibly be willing to explore past relationships prior to her involvement with him & that's a pretty big 'if', yet it is something i would be happy to explore if the right plot was there. with all of this considered, flirting is fine so long as you're okay with your muse getting turned down.

FOUR.       not many content warnings apply here aside from alc.ohol and language. the former will be tagged. i don't smut, don't plan to do it, but any suggestive headcanon content will be tagged appropriately with "not safe for work tw". all other tagging will follow this same format. as for my triggers: please tag explicit depiction of hard drug use and tr.ypophobia. 

FIVE.          any questions or interest in chatting, plotting, etc can be directed to my tumblr inbox or to my discord which you are free to come into my dms and ask for. keep in mind that responses may be gradual there too, not because i'm not eager to talk to you all but because it takes a while for me to get comfortable with new people. i look forward to writing and sharing my bob's burgers hyperfixation!

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i dont know if anyone is still here seeing as the b.obs bu.rgers rp community seemed pretty dead even when i was here before but guess who's back with linda... kinda... sorta.... maybe..... ??

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hugs from mama hell yeah