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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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what do red pandas even do
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving
You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Old people are just jealous <3
I’ve figured it out. Old people literally are just mad that our lives are not as hard as theirs were growing up. Have you ever heard an older person talk about a younger person using gps? Because these mother fuckers will complain and insult and “when I was younger” without taking a breath and I’m sitting here thinking what the heck?? I know I’ve seen you use a gps multiple times? So why is it a horrendous crime that I, someone who is only recently driving and has trouble with spatial awareness and directions, use gps to get places when I need the help but not when you do it? And it’s the same with everything else they complain about.
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Is there anything worse than going on lunch break at the same time as another person and just trying to be as silent as possible despite only having thirty minutes to eat because you’re sitting together in one little room and have said maybe five words to each other ever
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Legally, I identify as a useless twink
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Me: quitting my job at a hotel because I Did Not make enough money to deal with all that bs
Also me: gets a job at a craft store for the same pay
Working at a craft store is fun and all except the main customer base are older people so I’ll be working cashier and I’ll say “and do you have the app or any coupons with you today?” and they’ll look up at me and say “the what?”
…um. The app? On your phone? Or a coupon from the website?
“How do I get that?”
It gets really fun when they decide to go through the process of downloading the app and creating an account Right There At The Register but they have no idea wtf they’re doing so I’m sitting there watching the line form behind them dying internally
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Working at a craft store is fun and all except the main customer base are older people so I’ll be working cashier and I’ll say “and do you have the app or any coupons with you today?” and they’ll look up at me and say “the what?”
…um. The app? On your phone? Or a coupon from the website?
“How do I get that?”
It gets really fun when they decide to go through the process of downloading the app and creating an account Right There At The Register but they have no idea wtf they’re doing so I’m sitting there watching the line form behind them dying internally
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Diversity fail! The hot woman trying to murder you doesn’t have a gay crush on you 😞
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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“Accidentally” I post things wildly personal on main on purpose thanks very much tumblr staff
Private blogging, it’s a vibe. But some innermost thoughts deserve to be just that: inner. Very, very inner. Now, imagine the perfect complementary app to this one (hellsite). With absolute encryption (for superior secrecy levels), an allowance of thirty photos per entry (for all the moments), even email and text integration (text yourself whenever you feel like it). Yeah, that’s what this is:
Day One (not a hellsite) has joined our family at Automattic. That means Day One (not a hellsite) has joined your family, Tumblr. And that means the universe is telling you to try journaling.
There’s no such thing as cringe in a private journal; it’s all just ~intimacy~. And checking in with yourself in a solo space that looks nice and feels nice. With zero chance of your secrets, the Story of You, or your WIPs reaching other readers unless, or until, you want them to. (No, really. It’s all utterly encrypted.)
Try it out, and never accidentally post something wildly personal on main again. (You’re free to keep doing it on purpose here, though.)
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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On June 19, 2021 the czech police arrested a young romani man. In the streets and in broad daylight, one of the officers knelt on his neck for several minutes while another was handcuffing him. He later collapsed and died in an ambulance. There is video footage of this. You can hear a woman saying, "They are smothering him."
The autopsy report and the czech police are saying that the cause of the death was totally unrelated to the arrestation, but rather that the rom, who was allegedly a drug addict, died of an overdose. However, several other romani people are saying that is not true and that the man was not on drugs. A czech romani activist added : « He was reportedly taking Tramal for enormous spinal pain. Each of us can probably imagine what might happen if somebody were to kneel on the neck of a person who had a spinal ailment."
The police is pressuring and forbidding the local romani community to discuss the incident. The czech Interior Minister, Jan Hamáček, publicly backed the police officers by saying, "The intervening police officers have my full support. Anybody under the influence of addictive substances who breaks the law has to count on the police intervening. It is mainly thanks to the work of policemen and policewomen that we are among the top 10 safest countries in the world. »
This is wrong. There is actual video footage showing the police officers holding an unarmed man and kneeling on his neck for minutes while people are saying he is being smothered. Even if he was indeed on drugs, the police should have absolutely no right to decide who gets to live and who gets to die. Drug users shouldn’t get murdered in the streets in front of everyone while the government cheers. The police is supposed to be trained to handle individuals in all different kinds of situations, including when they are on drugs. They should have the emotional ability to deal with someone on drugs without smothering and potentially killing them.
The czech police has a history of murdering romani people.
The european police has a history of murdering romani people. Be it the french, dutch, british, italian, hungarian, polish, romanian, czech police, they all have a long history of surveying, arresting, enslaving, tracking down and hunting romani people for no reason. This is why we don’t trust them and why we would never associate ourselves with them in any way.
ACAB knows no frontiers. Please, please, please don’t be silent about this. It may seem distant to you if you are not romani and not european, but please don’t ignore this. It should not be legal to kill someone, a human being with a family and a community, just because they are romani.
Here are articles, if you want to read about it:
http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/czech-interior-minister-backs-police-intervention-against-romani-man-in-teplice-during-which-officers-knelt-on-detainee
http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/czech-police-release-new-video-footage-of-what-preceded-police-intervention-against-romani-man-who-died-thereafter
http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/romani-community-turns-site-of-young-man-apos-s-death-in-czech-town-into-a-place-of-reverence
http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/romani-man-dies-after-czech-police-kneel-on-his-neck-they-say-drugs-caused-his-death.romani-activists-see-parallels-to
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Toph refusing to die until she gets to torment a full cycle of avatars
I like to think that Toph lives long enough to meet the Avatar after Korra. King Bumi lived for over 110 years and Kyoshi for 230 (though that's because she was taught by a guy who lived over 500). Let Toph be fucking old and still torment the Avatar. She deserves it.
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?
yes, here is a baby oarfish 
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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There is no relationship more contentious than the one between two “I don’t know, what do you want to eat?” people
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linbeifuckmeup · 3 years
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I didn’t say he was a good theatre kid 🤷🏼‍♂️
Hawk Moth was a theater kid
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