he/theythe few cells of my brain jingle together in my head like keys. sometimes the noises are funny and thats how posts are born.
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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
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that’s a little under 6 hours. pretty reasonable tbh
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Every day is a struggle...
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taking comfort in the fact that if i were a shakespeare character my feminine features would probably just make all the noblewomen think i was a really pretty cis boy
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go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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