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there’s a cineplex ‘before the show’ thing that always cracks me up, because it features different types of annoying movie theatre people. like “don’t be a Tommy Texter. don’t be a Susie Seat Kicker.” but recently they’ve made a push for diversity and included a nonbinary person, and it just makes me smile because the motivation behind it is sweet but the actual textual messaging is “we acknowledge that nonbinary people can also be annoying in movie theatres.”

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Things we know about Wealwell:

- So solid, so hot

- Vomiting 24/7 365

- Can throw playing cards to make them explode

- Really into Goldenbeard

- Majored in standing????

- Just really fucking hot

- Daisuke is hunting him for sport

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PRIDE CAT PINS RESTOCKED ON ETSY!

It's that time of the year again, and I've got all of my pride kitty pins restocked just in time! 💞 It'd be super cool if you checked them out, plus the other goodies I've got in store!

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Fully convinced that “rowdy” is some polite society way of calling someone a faggot

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catfish

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I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Taught some kids how to put rhinestones on clothes today. My job is strange

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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153... I have decided to inflict this post on my mutuals

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