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Anyone else not able to say 'bless you', either because it feels too personal, embarrassing, slightly erotic or a mixture of all of the above-

Buuuuuut also whenever an event interrupts the conversation, you feel so much more awkward not saying anything/commenting on it at all, and so you wish you could just... say that phrase, or have some other thing that makes sense to say to just- shrug it off???

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induced sneezes with a feather 🪶 and some pepper ! might delete later 😳

cw : wet unpredictable various snz, messy snz, big snz, sniffling & nose blowing at the end

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@freesneezes4every1 kinda imagine Julia doing this now

refined/polite person sneezing to the side, completely uncovered because it caught them off guard

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We're snzfuckers

Of course our porn is a youtube video with a black screen

Of course our kink is so rare that most people have never heard of it

Of course we read a million versions of the exact same fanfic over and over

Of course we have hundreds of friends who we don't even know their first names

Of course we found the forum at a painfully young age

Of course we have our favorite wav memorized

Of course winter and spring are our favorite times of year

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I had my boss on the phone and she sneezed 3 fucking time in my ears. Jeez.

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@freesneezes4every1 Lulu ? Jack ? 🫣

Angry sneezes. Is that anything

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When a servant / maid / valet comes down with a nasty cold, but still tries to fulfill their duties.

They try to be as quiet as is required of them, going about their daily tasks, but the cold keeps budding in. They have to stop what they are doing to swipe a finger under their runny nose. They have to turn away from the food they carry or the desk they dust so they won't ruin it by sneezing their contagious cold all over it.

Their nose turns pink from all the rubbing and blowing and despite them doing their best to suppress the cold, their employer notices.

Cue role reversal in which the master / lady of the house takes very good care of their sick employee, forcing them to rest, offering their own handerkchief or bring them tea, and make hot, sexy, dirty, contagious love to them.

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It's raining, in more ways than one. :3

Hope you like, Papaya. It took me two days to get this as harsh and "wet" as I wanted. So yeah, be warned, HEAVY mess audio.

And as per request, the transcription of the wav is below.

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J: If you’re going to go in there, you’ll need this.

T: Sanitizer? Why?

J: Do I really need to spell it out for you?

T: Wha–

(Massive snz)

T: …oh. 

J: (pleasantly) Also, if you’re still dumb enough to deliver those in person, please don’t come near me for the next week.

T: I’m not going to catch it. I’m careful.

(Another snz, followed by coughing)

J: …but he’s not.

T: Never changes, does he? Wait…doesn’t he have a meeting later with–

J: Why yes, he does. Hm. Must have forgotten to cancel that one ;)

T: That's just mean, Jounou.

(Sound of badly suppressed sneezing)

J: But funny.

(weird-sounding sneeze)

T: …okay, maybe a little.

(Footsteps, Door opens)

(Sneeze)

T: bless you sir.

F: Ugh, thank you. (Blows nose noisily, then mutters, under breath) oh, Jesus.

T: (walks over) So, where did you pick this up?

F: No idea. You might wanna… stay back a bit, Tecchou. (sneezes messily) Mn, sorry about that.

T: It’s alright. You can’t help it.

F: I know, but..sigh. Fuck, (sniffles) do we have any sake left? (Begins coughing)

T: Not sure that’s the best thing for you right now.

F: The press meeting this afternoon, right. Oh man. Do you have the files? (Blows nose) …Ew.

T: Yes. Maybe I should bring you more tissues as well.

F: Heh, they are going quickly, aren’t they? Hh! (sneezes) Shit–(sneezes again) Ugh, this just doesn’t stop, does it... Believe it or not, I’d rather have a hangover than this. (Coughs)

T: You sure you still want that meeting?

F: Of course. Pity will be my friend today. (Blows nose) Haven’t I taught you to use all the cards in your deck, Tecchou? (Coughs some more, follows up with a badly contained sneeze) 

F: (into tissue) Oh god. (Exhales, sniffling)

T: Bless.

F: ‘Scuse me.

T: Yes, but-

F: (Interrupts with two harsher sneezes.) Ugh. (Coughs)

T: Sir, are you-

F: Wait. I gotta…I gotta…(sneezes, then blows wetly. Sneezes once more, wrenching. They are coming in multiples now. He blows again, and the cycle of sneeze, blow, sniffle, sneeze repeats, unrelenting, for about a minute)

F: Fuck! (Snuffles into tissue, groaning.)

T: Forgive me for saying so sir, but you sound quite awful.

F: (Stifles a weak sneeze) Forgiven and agreed with. But it doesn’t…change the fact that…wait, step back, I feel a…sneeze coming on. (Hitches)

T: (under his breath) You don’t say.

F: Shit. (Sniffles and hitches some more, but the sneeze eludes him) 

T: Uh…?

F: Dang, lost it. Wait I–(hitches, to no avail)….ah, dammit. Well, I–(cuts himself off with a surprise sneeze) Sorry. (starts sneezing rapidly)

T: :/ (over the sound of sneezing) It’s fine. But sir, um, you’ve…

F: Hm?

T: …got a little, uh… (motions with his hands)

F: (Fabric rustles) Oh goddammit. (Chuckles, then his breath catches) Fuck, I’b godda….(sneezes twice) you might wadda…(violent sneeze)

T: Jeezus, boss.

F: (Continues sneezing, repeatedly, can’t seem to get ahold of himself)

T: Wow, um.

F: …shit.

T: (audible eyebrow raise) You alright?

F: Fide. It’s just a little…sdeezi’g…(finishes the fit with a vocal sneeze, a blow, and a groan. Appears to be done, for now…)

T: You sure?

F: (Groans again, this time more out of embarrassment) Sorry about that. (Coughs; it catches on something in his chest) Ow.

T: That really doesn’t sound well at all, sir. At least have some soup f– 

F: (Sneezes)…Ew. I-(cuts himself off with a surprise sneeze)

T: Bless you. Before the–bless–

F: (Sneezes, coughs) Didn’t mean to interrupt. Just can’t stop sneezing. (Sniffles) I wouldn’t mind some miso, cause you know…me-so sick. Hah, get it? Haha (coughs)

T: …do you have a temperature?

F: Yare yare, no sense of humor at all, I tell ya.

T: Maybe, 

F: (sneezes, coughs)

T: …But the effort to maintain one seems quite draining.

F: (Coughs, sighs, sneezes once more) Ah, You’re right. After the–(cuts himself off with a surprise sneeze)…after th–(cuts himself off with a surprise sneeze) Goddamn. 

T: (Waits)

F: (Hitches, not sure if the sneeze is coming. Decides it’s not). I j–(SNEEZE) Damn, sorry–I just can’t stop sneezing. 

F: After the meeting I’m going to bed. (Under his breath) Hohh fuck, not again…step back… I can’t sneeze…(It comes eventually) Fuck. (The cycle starts up again, just real sick sounds in general)

T: (Waits)

F: …Jeezus fuck.

T: I’ll be back with some soup.

F: You’re not the one making it, are you?

T: There’s no alternative.

F: …Well, shit.

T: I don’t trust Jounou to do it, and we all remember what happened the last time the lieutenant tried to–

F: Sshh, she’ll hear you!

T: From her post at the south wing, sir?

F: You never know with her. (Tries to stifle into a tissue, incredibly wet) Oof, that is nasty. Grant me a moment of privacy, Tecchou?

T: Of course.

F: (Blows noisily. Followed by exhausted sighs and sniffling) 

T: (Waits)

F: Alright, I don’t care who makes the soup. This is fucking miserable enough that I’ll take anything. (A final sneeze–or is it the first of another series–slow to dawn)

T: Right away, sir.

F: (Congested sneeze)

T: And if I might suggest doing that into the crook of your elbow, so you don’t ruin your gloves?

F: Mm. If my nose gives me ample warning, sure. But I can’t make any promises.

T: (Begins walking away, then pauses) Do you need anything else, sir?

F: (Under his breath) For someone to knock me the fuck out.

T: (From the door) Pardon?

F: Nothing, Tecchou~! And thank you.

(Door shuts)

F: (Dials a number on his phone with a sigh)...Finally.

F: (Whispering) Yes, I’d like to place an order for delivery. (Pause) Yeah, uh, can I get one order of miso soup, one bowl of chazuke… and uh, (pause) oh, and make sure your courier uses the back entrance… (voice fades)

End.

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someone trying to play off needing to sneeze but their nose tells the people around them otherwise

A: (trying to keep a conversation going to avoid sneezing)

B: (interrupting them) Uhm… do you need to sneeze or something?

A: Huh?

B: Your nose has turned red and keeps twitching…

A: …

A: he-AEistCHH…

B: Knew it

A: (has completely forgotten sentence prior)

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Someone in midst of a sneezing fit and just going “oh gosh” in between sneezing because they know they’re far from done and it’s only the beginning

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My hand slipped 🫣

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A historian/archivist with a horrible dust allergy.

It's like a librarian with a dust allergy only 200% better, because I can say from experience that a lot of the materials in archives are a good 70-80% dust. It's completely inescapable.

(And for bonus points- said historian/archivist has to hold back their sneezes, because no one wants to be the one who accidentally sneezes on an important historical document or object.)

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I was sick during the 30°C period my body have as much logic as the climate

The temperature in France has just dropped to around 15 degrees Celsius and below, whereas a few days ago it could reach 30°C.

It's back to heavy sweaters, cool winds, red noses and cold sneezes for me.

And I didn't miss sneezing my head off when I leave the house because of the temperature difference 🥲

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a constant, earnest, pining "bless you" that means so much more than that.

("i'm here." / "my loyalty is yours." / "i wish my feelings were enough to cast a true blessing upon you." / "is it strange of me to say it every time?" / "i have so much to say to you, but this will have to do instead." / "remember the time i froze up like an idiot and didn't bless you? yeah, me too." / "i am not letting this be yet another thing i can't say to you." / "can this small politeness be enough to show you that i hear you, and you're not alone?" / "please be well, and if you aren't, let me be at your side." / "i love you.")

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An actor filming while sick and having a sneezing fit? It wasn’t written in the script at all, obviously, but it strangely fits with what they’re doing so they leave it in. No matter how messy or loud it was due to their sickness 🤭

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Love love love characters’ facades dropping with the vulnerability of illness. Someone’s tough exterior melting away into tears with a fever. Someone who’s self reliant to a fault finding themselves leaning against another for support and not wanting to pull away to miss out on their cool/warm temperature helping to regulate their own. Someone’s defense mechanism of always having a clever comeback or a haughty remark slipping away, leaving them with only half-hearted attempts to verbally provoke their caretaker that neither of them truly wants to succeed. People showing their more vulnerable sides with illness, whether mild or severe,,,

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The most cold, blunt, reserved, imperious characters going completely soft when their cinnamon roll partner gets sick >>>>

Cuddles, pet names, spoiling them to heaven and back. Absolutely no regard for pride, all they're focused on is making sure their poor, sick little sweetheart doesn't have to lift a finger until they're fully recovered.