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Sorry for the lack of posts, it’s been a wild last couple of months.

I may or may not have had one soggy day while momma was at work 🥺🙈 (and also…I have officially moved in with her as well!! 🥰💕) can’t wait for the fun and adventures we’re gonna have together 🫶💜💗

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I visited momma earlier this month before my big move in November and we visited ABDLR!! It felt so surreal to actually be in the store I’ve heard so much about before🥰! Ofc I had to show off the newest diapers I got while there, can’t wait to be going back in the future too!

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I love my ducky training pants 🥰 they really do the trick of making sure I stay small (and making sure I don’t wet the bed either 🥺🫣)

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Just “bee”-ing mommas typical busy Bee 🐝 💨🌻

(Busy wetting myself that is 😉🤫)

ft. - PHINEAS! The humpback whale

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Get to see my momma in Colorado in less than two weeks!! Gonna be one hell of a birthday weekend for herrrrr!!!!😘💕💜

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Just “bee”-ing mommas typical busy Bee 🐝 💨🌻

(Busy wetting myself that is 😉🤫)

ft. - PHINEAS! The humpback whale

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If you can’t tell by now…I may be a little obsessed with Dino’s 🙈

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And no…I’m not squishy 😤😖….

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If you can’t tell by now…I may be a little obsessed with Dino’s 🙈

….

And no…I’m not squishy 😤😖….

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Quick, routine, clinical stickies.

It's just another 'need' the grownups take care of for you...

Pressing the buzzy wand on the front of your Pampers just before a change

massaging your prostate or g-spot after bath time.

Rubbing your Huggies after slipping your PJs on.

It's just like burping you, just something that needs to be done to stop you from fussing too much.

It's done without excitement or fanfare, or any input from you. It usually is over in a few seconds.

It is just part of the background noise of your new baby life.

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Oh how I wish I was able to have some diapers this weekend 🥲…it has been a rouuugghhhh week for this lil bubs…

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Don’t worry I’m still around! (And still in diapers too 😉) Been a bit busy lately with momma, but I’ll be back to posting more regularly soon! Here’s some pics of my very leaky diaper from our car ride to Colorado 🙈

(And before you ask… no I didn’t make it the whole drive in one diapee 😖😖)

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😳😳😳🙈🙈🙈 I’m dry I swear🥺

Hmmm I think it’s time for a diapee check hunnybunny! Drop ‘em✨ 😆😁😘

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Tips for making for diaper checks more humiliating:

- Use all your senses. Your little is probably used to having a diaper checked by your hand but that's not the only sense you can use. Pull back their diaper and take a large sniff. Extra points if you make a disgusted face afterwards. Or maybe just pat their bum and say "hmmm that sounds like a full diaper to me! What do you think?" And watch as they melt right out of their onesie.

- Add some extra manhandling. We're all a fan of the making your little stop what they're doing and come over for a check. But I love taking the opportunity to push my little around with checks. Force their legs apart. Pick them up and check their butt. If you want to be extra evil spin them around and check their front "just in case". Their body won't be the only thing spinning.

- Trick them. Sometimes it's fun when they're expecting one thing and it turns out to be another. Tell them you have a treat and pretend to be feeding them the treat but slowly move it back till their crotch is perfectly in your other hand. Make sure to let them know what you're doing, they may be too dumb to even realize they got tricked

- Just tell them it's time for a change. Their dumb baby brain will short circuit because you didn't check them. They will either say "But daddy! I am not wet yet" which then you tease them for getting checked from across the room or they will ask you how you knew and you tell them that's it's obvious how wet and little they are and thank you for admitting it.

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Nursery is looking good! Especially with a blushy baby in it.

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Momma🥺…I need help with my shortssss🙈🙈

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Something about having mittens on…not being able to hold things right or do anything with my own hands, how soft and warm my hands feel every time they’re put on…they both make me feel so small and so flustered at the same time 🥺😣💕

(Mittens from LilBigTot on Etsy)

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