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[liliumontherun]

With the second season of HOTD out, my hyperfixation has moved from Daemon to Aemond (don't come for me, I'm team black, I'm just weak for fictional, attractive war criminals) and with that i figured how as fangirls, simps, obsessed with fictional men, whatever you want to call it, we are lacking survival instincts, because if under any circumstances, just think about these characters walk out of the TV screen, i'll be dead before i can scream wtf. Sword to the throat, dagger to the heart, choked with bare hands, dragon fire to turn me into his dinner. I'm dead under three seconds, and i will be dead even faster if i show any sign of simping. He would definitely think I'm a witch or i just genuinely have a dead wish. Either way, i need help, i hate the things he does, yet he serves every single time, I'm scared.

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Im a bit worried about myself because why why WHY i looked at the guy with the nickname of captain boomerang when i can SMELL how much he is not a big fan of hygiene through the screen, and he confesses himself that he covers his problems with alcohol and bad behaviour and i said: aww his cute.

I need help.

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Listen I grew up watching a bunch of 16 year olds start revolutions, climb, jump in and out of moving trains and escape mazes or fight in an arena till death. Like what do you expect for me to do? Yes i want to go to the damn Chicago and climb to the railway, and you should bring the dystopian era back.

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I just remembered the slow motion shot between Kenshi and Johnny after Johnny lost to Raiden and it was Kenshi's turn to fight Raiden over earthrealm's champion title. They weren't ever the main characters of that chapter- what was that slowmo?!

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See what im trying to say is that i might not have a thing for horror games but i sure as hell have a thing for Alan Wake 2.

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I showed a pic of Raiden to my friend and told her: look how cute he is. He is like a teddy bear-

She legit cut my sentence and said: he looks a little gay.

And after that i showed her a pic of Johnny and Kenshi and AGAIN she dead ass said: same thing. Gay.

I swear to god at this point we have gay detectors. One look and we can tell.

[liliumontherun]

Im not sure where in the devil may cry timeline the new anime is gonna be, but please, give me some Vergil, please i NEED to see Vergil with Dante. (Yes im dying to see his new haircut)

[liliumontherun]

Its really interesting. My thoughts on Bi-Han is that all he respects is skills and he believes combat is a fair way for handling conflictions. Thats just how he operates, therefore i think he sees everyone as threats even if others think someone is not a danger Bi-Han will take them seriously.

I think its pretty sad when at the beginning of the game everyone treat Johnny like he is a stupid Hollywood star and nothing more. His wife is angry why he collects things (if we dont consider the fact that they are kinda getting broke) she doesn't care about the fact that Johnny knows the history of the things he buys and cares for them. At the end she thinks he is just wasting money for the fun of it. (But eventually we see even his stupid drone comes handy) Even Kenshi doesn't take him seriously enough at the start. He just walks in his house thinking he can take Sento without a fight. Bi Han is unnecessary mean to him for no reason. This has been going on in Johnny's life for so long that he even asks Liu Kang why he is choosing him to be a champion. Raiden asks Liu Kang what he sees in Johnny. They all fail to see he is actually smart and knows about history and artifacts and fights well. It takes a long time for them to respect him and understand him while facing others, the process of trusting and respecting is much faster.

[liliumontherun]

I swear to god he would walk in an ancient building of Kenshi's clan that is now his and tell him to put up a picture of him on the wall. Its just so him to do that because his own house is full of random expensive things and everything screams this is Johnny's home. The man needs to make a home where ever he goes so yes he would totally tell Kenshi to put up a picture of him.

Im pretty sure at some point Kenshi and Johnny had a very serious conversation about who was more rich. Kenshi saying he used to be in the yakuza and its so much money that its basically infinite and Johnny who says Kenshi couldn't get 3 milion to even buy sento because he left the yakuza before they meet and plus, Johnny is famous and in Hollywood (he would definitely try to convince Kenshi these are extra points) and in the end they are both broke and have to start over. (Well Kenshi doesn't have to. His stupid Hollywood star husband is making a cinematic universe based on the tournament and if it pays off which Johnny will make sure of it, Kenshi will technically become a wag. But hell no he wont except that)

[liliumontherun]

Im pretty sure at some point Kenshi and Johnny had a very serious conversation about who was more rich. Kenshi saying he used to be in the yakuza and its so much money that its basically infinite and Johnny who says Kenshi couldn't get 3 milion to even buy sento because he left the yakuza before they meet and plus, Johnny is famous and in Hollywood (he would definitely try to convince Kenshi these are extra points) and in the end they are both broke and have to start over. (Well Kenshi doesn't have to. His stupid Hollywood star husband is making a cinematic universe based on the tournament and if it pays off which Johnny will make sure of it, Kenshi will technically become a wag. But hell no he wont except that)

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What is funny is how fast Dante and Vergil get into being brothers again. They haven't seen eachother for a long time, both been through some fucked up shit, Vergil splitting himself in half and coming to take the world just to fight with Dante one more time and still after the first round of their fight Dante is asking about how Nero happened and Vergil answers him and they are laughing about how Vergil was once young too and how much Dante wants to know the story behind it. They fight again, two minutes later they are bros who are going to hell togather and they have no problem with that. Oh we are gonna spend the rest of our lives here, guess we get to finally catch up and do some matches to see who fights better. Normal things (at least normal for Sparda family)

They remember they are brothers and fall into that dynamic so fast, so naturally like they didnt spend their lives trying to kill eachother and i think thats so wholesome. After all this time, they finally understood they dont need to fight, they balance eachother out and they are actually a good team.

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If Sparda decided to rule the demon world with his wife being alive by his side and Dante and Vergil his sons, could we get a period drama kind of thing (Sparda version)? Dante and Vergil would literally be princes of hell?! Netflix forget about the anime, listen to this shit-

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Listen to me. We are not ready for RE6 remake. We are NOT ready to see RE6 Leon remake. Do you understand? WE ARE NOT READY!

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What im gonna talk about its a very hypothetical scenario but bear with me i think its (painfully) hilarious.

Lets say Sparda is alive and well. Lets say he is also in hell. Lets say he finds his sons in hell.

Can you imagine the reunion? Like three forty something years old men (if Sparda looks the same as he was when Dante and Vergil were young which i assume he does bacause i dont think demons show ageing in their appearance even though he is much much older) gonna have a family reunion with Dante having daddy issues (for obvious reasons) and...brother issues? ( I spare him from mommy issues, that award goes straight to Vergil) and Vergil with... All the issues that possible have a connection to family. And Sparda who is looking at his sons thinking what the hell am i gonna do with these two?

And the best part? They gonna tell Sparda "oh by the way you have a grand child and dont worry he has daddy issues too"

(i dont know what i was thinking but the sight of them standing side by side with everything that happened to Dante and Vergil is...funny. painfull but funny)

[liliumontherun]

Visions of V changed my brain chemistry in a way that i can never forget it. (It might have something to do with the several times i cried while reading in but oh well) i loved everything about it. The way that it gave me a more detailed version of the DMC5 story and let me see what was in V's mind during the game and even more, is so beautiful. I couldnt put it down i just wanted to keep going and i wanted to hug everyone so much.

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I never said i hate Cris and i said Johnny knew this was happening to his marriage. I didnt defended him i didnt said its her fault. I think they had previous problems and the money was one of them. And all i said was just the fact that people didnt even considered that he could be a more intelligent person. I didn't said they owe him anything or its their fault. Its a fact that they didnt think he could be more then the Johnny Cage personality that he shows. Again, i didnt mean to say its others fault. I dont know what part of my comment made you think im saying its others fault or Cris's fault or i hate her. Maybe i didnt phrase it right but i was just taking about the fact of characters behaviours around him not who's fault is it.

I think its pretty sad when at the beginning of the game everyone treat Johnny like he is a stupid Hollywood star and nothing more. His wife is angry why he collects things (if we dont consider the fact that they are kinda getting broke) she doesn't care about the fact that Johnny knows the history of the things he buys and cares for them. At the end she thinks he is just wasting money for the fun of it. (But eventually we see even his stupid drone comes handy) Even Kenshi doesn't take him seriously enough at the start. He just walks in his house thinking he can take Sento without a fight. Bi Han is unnecessary mean to him for no reason. This has been going on in Johnny's life for so long that he even asks Liu Kang why he is choosing him to be a champion. Raiden asks Liu Kang what he sees in Johnny. They all fail to see he is actually smart and knows about history and artifacts and fights well. It takes a long time for them to respect him and understand him while facing others, the process of trusting and respecting is much faster.

[liliumontherun]

(i dont know if its a spoiler or not. Anyways i said something about mw3)

If i dont watch it then it never happens, right? RIGHT? Therefore, Soap is sleeping at home, safe and sound, end of discussion.

(dont touch me im not fine)