lilacnirnrootboy

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I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

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do you ever think oh actually i am never going to stop being eleven years old and lonely

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LIST OF ROGUES BATMAN SLEPT WITH (curated by a local Gothamite)

- Catwoman. Many times, obviously. Nearly married her. You know how it is.

- Poison Ivy. Mind controlled kisses, sex pollen, etc.

- Harley Quinn. I just know this one happened deep in my bones.

- The Joker. They’re gay. Look at any interaction they have together.

- Two-Face. I think Batman knew Harvey Dent. The tension is sizzling. Sauce: they keep yelling gay shit at each other.

- The Riddler. Eddie loves another genius. Also just look at their interactions together.

- The Scarecrow. We’ve all seen that video of him trailing Batman whilst he’s on another case asking how he makes people so scared. We all know where THAT was going.

- Killer Croc. Yes, there are arguments over this on Reddit that have led to accounts being suspended. Unfortunately I have an answer for this: it happened on my roof.

- Man-Bat: Bat on bat violence.

- Bane. That was PERSONAL. They are EXES.

- Mad Hatter. Maybe an attempt to distract him from Alice? IDK. Contact Batman if you dare.

- The Penguin. He’s the most regular guy of all the Rogues so I think there’s a solid possibility.

- Mr. (Dr.?) Freeze. Maybe he was comforting him over the loss of his wife?

- Clayface. This one also seems personal.

LIST OF ROGUES BATMAN HAS NOT SLEPT WITH

- Red Hood. IDK, I just don’t get the vibes.

- Calendar Man. Look me IN THE EYE and tell me that Batman is that lame. Do it. Do it.

- Cluemaster. Batman would be dead by dawn from all of Arkham in a wild fury. It’s one thing to cheat on them (arrest him) and another to sleep with him.

- KGBeast. I think Batman actually tried to kill this guy.

- Killer Moth. This one is Batgirl’s.

- Falcones/Maroni. Batman has taste.

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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Nah but for real, please please just just block people. Blocking people is self care, it’s not admitting defeat, it’s not being rude or vicious. Block people liberally, block people over petty things, block people who you don’t want to see the posts of on your dash ever again. Blocking people is better than pointless arguments and feeling yourself seethe. We’re just all strangers on a little blogging website and the world is on fire.

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE EXTREMELY BURNT OUT DESPITE ALSO FEELING LIKE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WORTHWHILE AT ALL WITH YOUR LIFE!

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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hey could y'all do me a favour?

Reblog if you're okay with "weird" compliments on your stuff!

things like "biting this" and such

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?