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Day 24093 This is my house. I won’t allow anyone to harm it. There should have been no more intruders after the last one. I do not want these people here. They will leave-

Day 24095 They are siblings. They are loud. Always singing and talking and stomping. As if they must be louder than anything else.

Day 24106 There are bolts on the door now. Bolts and hideous, gaudy new locks. How dare they-

Night 24112 I was going to fill the night with terrors. But he woke up screaming before I began. She came running from the other room. They sleep right across the hall from each other, with the doors on a crack. …they are young, are they not, to be living on their own. Was I ever so young?

Day 24114 She has fixed the squeak in the door at the top of the stairs. It never squeaked when I still lived.

Day 24121 The noise of the doorbell scares them. But they get so many deliveries. It is a good bell. It has worked all these years- I can see one of the men coming now with his packages, trudging up to the door. …perhaps if I knock before he is here, they will come and look before he can sound the bell.

Day 24129 He is planting flowers in boxes on my windowsills. I always wished I could have some flowers.

Night 24137 She is afraid of the dark. I could see it in her eyes when she got out of bed. …I lit the lamps for her.

Day 24142 They have moved the couch to the sun spot a little to the right of the window. That is where I used to have my armchair. It is the only sensible place for it.

Day 24163 Sometimes the noises of the world are suddenly too much for him. He winces and tries not to sway his head. This is my house. …I can keep it calm and quiet for a while.

Day 24178 She just got a phone call and now they are both laughing. Laughter is a good sound, isn’t it. They said this house has been good luck…

Night 24205 They are singing in our kitchen. He found my cookbook in the gap at the back of the kitchen cabinet and now they are trying to cook. They wanted to start with the soufflé. They don’t even know how to make béchamel! I turned the page to the casserole instead.

Day 24236 This is my house. These are my boarders. I won’t allow anyone to harm them.

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spiderbit fluff or fright day six!! weed fic | nightmares

based on olos amazing amazing fanfic!! go read it nowwwwww

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spiderbit fluff or fright day 5: family fluff | (paranormal)

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spiderbit fluff or fright week dayyyy 4 cooking/food | murder husbands

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in honor of richas here are some of his most iconic signs (as many as i could fit in a single post)

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in honor of richas here are some of his most iconic signs (as many as i could fit in a single post)

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Hello, mods! I had waited for my zine+merch to arrive so I could include the eggs on this project. This is the side panel of my PC :) Thank you for your hard work! I am in love with everything I got!!

We are so glad it has made it to you - what a great addition to your fantastic sticker collection!✨

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drawing from last year I never got to post

I miss the girls :[

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I feel like Bruce Wayne projects the kind of amiable playboy 'fun' vibe that he'd be the type of celebrity that certain interviewers feel comfortable surprising with puppies.

You know the kind of shows I mean.

The late-night talk show situations where they're making benign small talk with their smiling guest, and there's a segment where animals get brought out, usually to talk about some sort of ecological relief effort.

So you're watching your trash TV talk show late at night, and you get to watch billionaire pretty boy Bruce Wayne be begrudgingly talked into holding a (relatively) harmless creature which inevitably gets a lot of delighted shrieks from the audience as it starts being a lot more active than the handler promised. And to his credit, Bruce doesn't flinch, he doesn't freak out. But his eyes are a little wide, and his voice a little tight as the smile on his face takes on a slight rictus quality before he's inevitably rescued by an apologetic handler who is also laughing because they all know there was no real danger, it was just funny to put Bruce, who is an undeniable good sport and already laughing along, out of his comfort zone for the sake of charity.

Meanwhile, up in the Justice League headquarters, several founding members of the League are wondering how fast they can get a fake Oscar award shipped to the space station because fuck off. Absolutely fuck off, Bruce. Where the fuck did he study? Juilliard? (Probably.)

(Clark ends up going to a novelty store during the commercial break. It's faster than trying to get anything shipped, even with the infrastructure Bats built for them. He finds it several days later taped to his console in a conspicuously empty briefing room. It's gaudy and awful, the words "Best Actor" engraved on the plaque. No one's around to see him smile. No one comments when it vanishes. Everyone thinks it's been yeeted out an airlock. Dick absolutely comments when it shows up in the manor, stashed in one of the trophy cases that sprung up for all the bat kids' school awards. Bruce has no idea how it got there. Must have been Alfred. (It was not.))

Anyway, consider, for your amusement, Bruce Wayne getting highjacked on The Gotham Toight Show with a handful of wriggling puppies and, for a split second, not having to pretend he's delighted to be there.

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Same People, But Not Really by KittyDemon9000 is one of my favorite Ninjago fics ever :)

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Oiste algo? 🤔🤨

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Current collective right now,

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Bruther... WHAT????

Okay for context, I BEEN knew about QSMP coming back, they made that very obvious, eyes on example photo no. 3, so I wasn't surprised about it. What I am surprised about--

I FUCKING PURGATORY COMNG BACK FIRST.

POSTS FROM QUACKITY'S INSTA CAN BE SEEN HERE!!! @rainbowchaox Made a post compiling all the teaser's BigQ has shown so far on his [possibly private] insta!

Dawg- DAWWWWGGGG! Listen LISTENNNNN!!!! IF they do actually come back, even if it Purgatory, I will fucking lock in. I am LOCKING INNNNNNN! YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDD! I MISS QSMP SO DAMN MUCH I WILL LOCK IN IF THEY DO COME BACK BRO! PURGATORY AND ALL! Chat, chat! CHATTT! REBLOG THIS! PLEASE REBLOG THIS! Let's show support to QSMP, to BigQ, and the whole QSMP Team, SHARE THIS! SPREAD IT, REBLOG IT, GO WILD WITH IT! SPAM IT!

AND TURN ON YOUR NOTIFCATIONS BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

SOON.

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;-;'

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in honor of spooky month, I HAVE MADE COSTUMES FOR CHAYANNE AND TALLULAH CAUSE WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE THEM IN ONE LAST YEAR >:0

and also... THEY ARE DOWNLOADABLE!!! >:D which means you can play as them in game if you so choose to do so. here is the google drive link to the full models: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lbwTwetFAlQoevtMIw8TYU5YujbNBr0k?usp=sharing

a closer look at the models:

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tried animating for the first time 😃