lil-soybean-wellchurch

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

Your grammar and punctuation will forever be broken I'm afraid 😔 (@mae-saito-the-lovely, maybe you should consider sending him back to preschool. To learn how to use grammar and punctuation. Hopefully some manners too.)

Also, a mistake you didn't apologise for sAhrE 🤨

I'll consider it.. 🤔

You've been trying your whole life and have utterly failed I'm afraid. I think Mae can testify.

Good fo you. You can finally learn some accountability. Add that to the list of things you need to learn to acquire by the way.

Oh yeah? You literally robbed an ice cream truck! And roped Chris into your stupid scheme! Didn't you think of those poor kids waiting for their ice cream?

And, unfortunately or fortunately depending on the way you look at it, they seem to be misplaced.

@mae-saito-the-lovely and @lil-soybean-wellchurch I and @christine-azalea-solace got into a little trouble

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

First of all, it's Chris and I not I and Chris. Second of all, you spelled my name wrong. Third, who says I'm helping you 🤨 And fourth, you, careful? Yeah right.

Maybe I should let you rot in jail for a bit, Asher.

Chris, my bestie, I'm on my way - just let me find those official statements and papers Eli got us. From the last time Asher got you into jail 🙄

@mae-saito-the-lovely and @lil-soybean-wellchurch I and @christine-azalea-solace got into a little trouble

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

🙄

I think you're funnier than Sonya, Christine and Mae

I am. They just don't understand my humor💅 and you might be funny too you know because you need skill to understand my humor👽

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

Sadly...

I think you're funnier than Sonya, Christine and Mae

I am. They just don't understand my humor💅 and you might be funny too you know because you need skill to understand my humor👽

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

sigh don't encourage him anon...

I think you're funnier than Sonya, Christine and Mae

I am. They just don't understand my humor💅 and you might be funny too you know because you need skill to understand my humor👽

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

WE SHOULD!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!

I want you guys ASAP.

@christine-azalea-solace @lil-soybean-wellchurch

I accidentally did something

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

ASHER! I TAKE A BREAK AND THIS HAPPENS!!! YOU SERIOUSLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT SUPERVISION!!!!

WE DINT GET PAID ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS @christine-azalea-solace

I want you guys ASAP.

@christine-azalea-solace @lil-soybean-wellchurch

I accidentally did something

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

WELL I FEEL LIKE THREATENING YOU RIGHT ALONG W HER SO YOU DON'T TALK

MAEEEEEEEE?

- @asher-saito

ASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH?

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

WHY IS EVERYONE COPYING ME. THAT'S MY LITTTLE KIRBY PIC

MAEEEEEEEE?

- @asher-saito

ASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH?

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

I WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR INTRO POST AND FELLOW infj-t here

and HLOOOOOOOOOO

hello hello hello <3 yayaya fellow infj!! i swear smt ppl don't get me :(

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

(TAKE THAT ASHER 😝 and what no it doesn't? 🤨)

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito

Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025

Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch

Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause:

The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend:

Asher saito.

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

Here you go @lil-soybean-wellchurch

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

(asher is saying he's your best bestie, which is false cuz I am 🥺)

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito

Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025

Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch

Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause:

The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend:

Asher saito.

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

Here you go @lil-soybean-wellchurch

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

Yay!

(🥺. HEY YOU CAN'T STEAL MY BESTIE @christine-azalea-solace U SAID U WERE MY BESTIE RIGHT?)

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito

Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025

Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch

Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause:

The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend:

Asher saito.

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

Here you go @lil-soybean-wellchurch

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

Dk where the nickname came from but it's cute 🥰

(So you're telling me you didn't want to be my bestie 🥺? hmph I knew there was a reason Chris was my ultra bestie. )

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito

Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025

Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch

Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause:

The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend:

Asher saito.

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

Here you go @lil-soybean-wellchurch

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

Yay! Happy new years ash!! 🎊

(You messed up the formatting a bit tho. Nvm)

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito

Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025

Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch

Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause:

The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend:

Asher saito.

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

Here you go @lil-soybean-wellchurch

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

What kind of a question is that? You need to sign to officiate if not it's null.

Where is my new year present?

- @asher-saito

@asher-saito our friendship renewal is your new years present, dummy! read this:

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025 Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause: The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend: [Sign Here]

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

of course, all you need to do is sign your agreement to redeem :D

[lil-soybean-wellchurch]

I mean you just need to sign 🥺

Where is my new year present?

- @asher-saito

@asher-saito our friendship renewal is your new years present, dummy! read this:

Friendship Renewal Form

Name of Friend: Asher Saito Date of Renewal: January 1, 2025 Renewed by: Sonya Wellchurch Relationship Status: Still Best Friends

Terms of Agreement:

As a New Year’s present, I, Sonya Wellchurch, hereby gift you the renewal of our friendship, effective immediately and continuing for the entire year of 2025. The following terms and conditions apply:

Laughter Clause: The undersigned (me, Sonya Wellchurch) agrees to provide an ample supply of laughter, humour, and joy, with a minimum of one laugh per day guaranteed. This includes, but is not limited to, jokes, memes, and spontaneous humor.

Support and Availability: As part of this renewal, the undersigned agrees to be available for emotional, moral, and practical support at all times. This includes but is not limited to: venting sessions, comfort during difficult moments, and active participation in celebratory occasions.

Adventures & Exploration: The undersigned promises to engage in no fewer than two new adventures or activities with the recipient during the year 2025. These activities may include, but are not limited to, new experiences, travels, and acts of spontaneous fun.

Response Time: The undersigned agrees to respond to any communication from the recipient (texts, calls, etc.) within 24 hours, barring extenuating circumstances. In the event of failure to meet this commitment, the undersigned shall provide a suitable meme or gif as compensation.

Celebrations and Acknowledgements: The undersigned will actively celebrate the recipient’s achievements, milestones, and special moments throughout the year, providing encouragement, recognition, and (whenever possible) cake.

Signature of Friend: [Sign Here]

Signature of Me (Your Best Friend):

Date of Next Renewal: January 1, 2026

of course, all you need to do is sign your agreement to redeem :D