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RIP Stephen Hillenburg. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE. 🍍
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booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”
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Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party
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Me: *Watches one episode of Mob Wives*
Someone: Hi
Me:
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*lying in bed with my wife*
her: honey you seem to have something on your mind
me: no sweetheart i’m fine
her: are you sure?
me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep
my mind:
gapple fcrumble………
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I hate all the fucking muscular, masculine, conventionally attractive men posting shirtless photos and captioning them “big dick energy”. It ruined the meme because they used it as an excuse to be even more narcissistic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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me and all my friends take turns using our 1 brain cell the way the fates all shared that one eyeball like
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I’m reporting this
This is how you eat coleslaw
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@cupcakkeafreak via Instagram
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