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you guys I finALLY gOt InSTAgRAM bUT I couldn’t think of anything to post yet 😂💙 #bekind #doritos #love https://www.instagram.com/p/BysZHG8lsaK/?igshid=1rbo173qhzczg

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you guys I fINALLy gOt iNSTaGrAM bUT I couldn’t think of anything to post yet lol 😂✨💙 #doritos #finally #bekind https://www.instagram.com/p/BysYubflsIn/?igshid=pmsc3fq42r0e

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RANDOM THANKS TO TAYLOR SWIFT

First of all let me just say that Taylor Swift rocks. She rOCKs. Her music has brought me through so much, from silly crushes to heartbreaks to deaths of close friends to new friendships to growing up to pursing my dream to finding myself. Every era, every single, every lyric has been a labor of love; and to every parent who wants to say she’s just another pop singer is sadly mistaken. She has shown me that it’s ok!! It’s ok to wear a sparkly dress one day and a black leather jacket the next!! From Teardrops on my Guitar to State of Grace Getaway Car she’s been a constant source of inspiration to me. Taylor, if you ever read this, thank you for everything!! I love you!! ❤️ (Also, what’s with the butterflies?! I’m going crazy over here!!)

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this looks like an episode of the office

Wait for it

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what’s the use of a dam if ur just gonna let the river flow anyways

why’s it always the stuffed nostril that starts running like you’re supposed to be Stuffed. stopped. barricaded. what’s the use of a dam if ur just gonna let the river flow anyways. who designed this we need to talk

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also I believe I said that if Uruguay doesn’t win I’d burn something

calories. I’m burning calories.

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France won

So as promised I am going to eat my hat

see

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ok so like ya know how France and Uruguay play tonight

I have this friend that is rooting for France

I’m rooting for Uruguay

One side of me is like “I care about him and don’t want him to be disappointed so it would be ok if France wins I guess”

And then the other side is like “if Uruguay doesn’t win I will burn something”

I mean seriously does anyone else have this problemo

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Jesus Christ, the one and only Son Of God The Father, died on the cross for your sins. He was not sent here to condemn us, but to save us(John 3:16-17)! He knows you more than anyone else! You are wonderful and loved by Him. Let Him lead your life, and love Him with all that you are.

Thank you! I wholeheartedly agree. God bless :D

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‪From @elfie_gimli: “😏 #throwbackthursday #adoptdontshop” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2tLPhhv ]

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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so i think it broke me please send help

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no it’s becky

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alphabet tag!

Thank you @wolfordwife for tagging me! And thank you @bookklempt

A. Age - shh, that’s confidential!

B. Birthplace - Knoxville, Tennessee

C. Current time - 5:11 pm

D. Drink you last had - water 😂 I’m going on a trip tomorrow and need to be hydrated!

E. Easiest person to talk to - my best friends, Grace and Ty, who I would be nothing without 💜

F. Favorite song - ahhh don’t ask me such hard questions! Good Lord! Um...Decode by Paramore :)

G. Grossest memory - when my brother was three, he ate two garden snails. It was absolutely disgusting.

H. Hogwarts House - Ravenclaw!!!

I. In love with - music and books 💜 they’re my whole life

J. Jealous of people - I think the only one I’ve ever been truly jealous is of my friend that got to go to a prestigious writing camp at a college. I wanted to go sooo badly!!

K. Killed somebody - do I have immunity on this website? 😂 just kidding. Although I kill bugs everyday.

L. Love at first sight - hands down, my (no longer a baby) brother. He is the cutest thing and I absolutely adore him.

M. Middle name - Josephine

N. Number of siblings - one brother

O. One wish - that agenda’s wouldn’t exist and we could all just be happy and understand God’s love.

P. Planet - Pluto. Without a doubt. 😂

Q. Queen/king/nobleperson of - not quite sure what this means, but I am the Queen of Laziness

R. Reason to smile - my brother. He is my favorite person in the whole world and I wouldn’t want to be without him. He is so sweet and smart and soooo cute. I lOVE him I LOVE him so much 😂

S. Song you last sang - a mashup of Heathens by tøp and Emperor’s New Clothes by p!atd

T. Time you wake up - normally 8:45 or 9:00 in the summer. 6:45ish during the rest of the year

U. Underwear color - ahahaha um purple 😂

V. Vacation destination - I’m actually leaving tomorrow for Hungry, Austria, Germany, the Czech Republic, and Slovakia!

W. Worst habit - I have something called trichotillomania, which is wear I have a compulsion to pull out my eyelashes and eyebrows.

X. X out - abortion. It’s horrible and sad and we are literally killing our future in the womb. Please pray for expectant mothers 💜

Y. Your favorite food - DORITOS DORITOS DORITOS

Z. Zodiac sign - Virgo!

Thank you @wolfordwife for tagging me, it was so fun!! Hope I did this right 😂

Alright @lizzyisageek it’s your turn!

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I’m the almost-face-kick

my last brain cell after 4 vodka sodas at the goth gay bar

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Can we just talk about, one example, SHAKESPEARE! Smartest man of his time. Ahead of his time. Probs smarter than most people today (no offense). He is an art.

And writing. Writing makes you feEL. When is the last time you’ve looked at a painting and sobbed and felt Feelings? Or smiled your fAce off? Or could picture it in your head as it was happening and wanted to bE there? Paintings and drawings and what have you are so, so, great, but I swear to goodness gracious, so is writing.

Reblog this if you think writing is an art

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1. randomly talks in a British accent

2. says “doggo” instead of “puppy”

3. does weird stuff with their eyebrows when thinking

4. “Oh well I can always get a cat”

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces