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PSA for fanfic writers

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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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mettatons

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masterpost

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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

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looks like its [curtains] for us

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Open tags!

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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when there's a character in the story with intense guilt and repressed emotions and an association with death

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objectives:

1) Take Pill Sub-Tasks: a) Retrieve Water Bottle from dishwasher b) Swallow Pill using Water Bottle

2) Water Plant Sub-Tasks: a) Get cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room b) Use Dusty Stagnant Plant Water to water Plant

actions taken:

1) Put Pill in mouth

2) Got cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room

3) Swallowed Pill using Dusty Stagnant Plant Water

4) Acquired Disgust status. Abandoned other tasks in place

Mission Failed

Tasks left undone (2) : -Retrieve Water Bottle -Water Plant

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Reencounter 🫂🖤💙

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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

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@Wisdom

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welcome to the crab, shadow.