"Scorpio. Curse you. Curse your family. Curse your children, and your chidren's children. Vile, vile Scorpio." Beth, she/her pronouns, 31. Demiromantic asexual/certified Gay Disaster™.
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are
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actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron
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Pity the child who knew his parents Saw their faults, saw their love die before his eyes Pity the child that wise
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Pity instead the careless mother What she missed, what she lost when she let me go And I wonder, does she know?
#brought to you by four hours of sleep#and the fact that i've been listening to chess on loop for like five days now#in an ideal world this would have been a gifset but#i am not that patient#red white and royal blue#firstprince#rwrb
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Alright I’ve taken up enough of your time but … Just one more thing, sir, uh, do you happen to know what Zydrate comes in?
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thank you for following me I have nothing to offer
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Why do they deserve to win?
You
Edwin Payne
#i hate to admit it but i was only in love with my best friend for a few months before realizing it#edwin's got almost three decades on me
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Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.
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I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run
#do you know how many times an unexplained light source has detracted from my viewing experience?#zero#do you know how many times not being able to fucking see shit has detracted from my viewing experience?#SO MANY FUCKING TIMES#LET ME SEE
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every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is
#eevee!#i am a basic bitch and i'm proud#if i lived in the pokemon universe all i care about is which ones are best for snuggling#(arcanine is a close second btw)
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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post
me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.
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another fill for @torturedpoetskywalker, this time some Belle/Maleficent!
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You'll never imagine how I misread this ground turkey

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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.
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Rest in Peace Michelle Trachtenberg (1985–2025)
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