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So stoked to open my mailbox today and find my #ipsy #glambag!!! Especially stoked for the Pop Beauty "Smokin' Hot" eyeshadow trio and the Nicka K nail polish!

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Wise Rafiki. Forgivings hard, but worth the peace. #wiserafiki #forgiveness

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i love few things as much as i love the fact that khloe’s mugshot is in a frame in kim’s house

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Creepiest Things Said by Kids

1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….

2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”

3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”

4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”

5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”

6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.

7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”

8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”

9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”

10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.

11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”

12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”

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“I survived childbirth. The death of my family and 500 years running from the hybrid. You can understand why I’m a little upset that I’m dying from a sinus infection.”

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"How often do you walk your dog? You know what I mean. How many times a week?"

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Best of PLL - Aria dreaming about Jason (2x09)

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Into every generation, there is a chosen one. One girl in all the world. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness; To stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers. She is the Slayer. ― The prophecy of the Slayer.

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Glee Sings the Beatles (pt. 1)

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