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People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead
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Tranquilized bear falls from tree at University of Colorado.
Photo by Andy Duann
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#politics#us politics#veepstakes#tim walz#harris walz#harris 2024#kamala harris#LETS FUCKIN GOOO#i hope this is how some of yall find out#walz
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"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"
"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"
"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"
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I have great news. You make it to the first floor way before Angwyn does.
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Having a cat is a scam they sell it to you like a good thing until suddenly your laptop is almost dead and you haven’t had dinner at 9:30pm but if you attend to EITHER you will disturb kitty. You will DISTURB kitty. She’s so cute asleep on the bed and you would DISTURB her? No. Laptop die
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It is rock to be comfy.
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Mickey: *becomes public domain
Oswald:
I'm not going to lie, I had fun doing that face.
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and a very happy public domain day to you too
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so funny, the captioners deserve more awards
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The preview image for the next episode has me in a chokehold and I went into a fugue state and drew this.
Watcha looking at, Iz?
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didnt know how much i wanted a campaign of brennan playing a single mother and siobhan a little reckless child until now
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