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Mood

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Black beauty much

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Red Onion

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Trying to write a CV. Got to the 'skills' section. Main skill? 'Can quote Shakespeare in Klingon'. Joy.

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I've had a really weird day, because in the morning we were told about something really horrible that happened to another student I don't really know that well, but I didn't want to feel bad because it's worse for them, then I just kind of felt numb BUT THEN I got a maths test back and I got 90%, which is a massive improvement from 63% which I got before, but I was still kind of unbalanced from before so I just felt like crying, and I know I'm just a bit of a special snowflake, but I think in retrospect I handled it quite well, considering my ability to control next to nothing I think, but I just keep thinking back to when we were told initially because my first reaction was 'yeah, so?' then 'oh holy smokes, I can't handle this' then 'I literally can't feel my feet' then I just couldn't string a sentence together, and basically I just needed to vent about this.

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Dear America,

I watched when the Brexit vote was announced. I believe my mother's words were 'the bastards have voted leave'. I watched as the PM resigned. I was terrified. I knew it had all gone down. Now I'm watching Trump become the most powerful man in the world. I'm genuinely scared. Please, for the love of everything holy, keep yourselves safe and your families safe. If you are a person of colour, LGBTQ+ or any other minority in danger, you are always more than welcome in Britain. Please, please, please be safe. Look after each other. People are going to die. I've seen this before, it's all downhill from here.

Please be safe,

Elo

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Ok so I just saw this advert for something called 'Persona'? And it was like, for synthetic people? I mean, it's like what you'd see in some sci-fi film on the telly, and there's some dystopian government who are controlling people and poisoning bagels or some shit. I seriously have no idea what tf this is so if anyone does know please tell me PLEASE!

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Achievement Get

#4: Planner signing.

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Achievement Get

#3: Running out of money.

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Achievement Get

#2: Reminding teachers and being unnecessarily praised.

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Achievement Get

#1: Falling up the stairs.

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Aaaand we're out.

I've run out of rules.

BUT FEAR NOT!

From now on until I get some more, I'm going to post 'Achievement Gets', like the little Xbox trophies. That will be starting tomorrow, at the usual time.

Until then!

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How to Survive Secondary School

Rule #103: BAMF!

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How to Survive Secondary School

Rule #102: Drink tea, queue, eat cake-be British! Or any other nationality, like seriously, there are SO MANY.

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How to Survive Secondary School

Rule #101: Ignore the wild Pikachu on your desk.

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How to Survive Secondary School

Rule #100: Have a quote book.

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How to Survive Secondary School

Rule #99: Peasant meme hovel.