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Admittedly, I’ve not played Pokemon games, but I love many of the designs, especially the bug types. This fun little friend shaped fellow really caught my eye. ‘ U ‘

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a cutie-pie

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if you ever think YOU take transformers too seriously please remember that it's often really hard for hasbro to license lots of official cars etc because, to cite a real quote from someone at Porsche re: Alternators/Binaltech stuff, they're worried abt it making their brand look bad because:

"Transformers are not worthy [of] carrying the Porsche trademark. They are war machines, and the toyline in no way represents the lifestyle and ideas which Porsche represents."

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TF when you and your tank GF accidentally jump-start 17 seasons worth of plot

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a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

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Some Steeljaw and family c: 

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this kid is 14 oh my god is no one teaching children to protect themselves online anymore…

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i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

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Dinodad!!  🦕❤️ 

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HEAVEN GAIA Spring/Summer RTW 2020 - part 3 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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Big kitten energy!

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I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

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HEAVEN GAIA Spring/Summer RTW 2020 - part 4 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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MAK TUMANG ‘Reign’ Dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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this image is slaughtering me

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If you’re not reading Nancy, you really should be. This is such a well put-together joke