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🍅SNS FIC RECS🍥
I have RETURNED
I was working retail in Xmas, then started a new job, then was working three jobs at one stage. And I’ve been working on my own top secret sns fic and comic that may or may not ever get finished…But I want to stick to my resolution of making regular rec posts!!! 😤
TLDR I read some AMAZING new fics and had to make a rec post 🥹
Plz tag if you know the author! In no particular order:
Borrow by peachpal
Me wanting to tell our boy Narto:
It is hot when naur and sass swap/steal clothes, what can I say 🤷🏻♀️
The mutual pining 👌🏽 i really hope the author does a part two! 🤞🏽😈
I absolutely see myself in my own, younger bi denial (binial? Bi-nial?) in Naruto trying to make himself/police himself into being a hetero but he just can’t help it!
Love how the author thought about hey what’s some attractive qualities of other boys in the Naruto universe (like Choji’s hands I love that yes he does have big hands you know what they say about big hands 👀 and yes Shikamaru would smell like a sexy ashtray & a trap begging me to get addicted to nicotine, so very true).
Also the author’s headcanon for why Sasuke loves camping 🥹 and onsen 😈
Thanks to @librauzumaki for their debut sns story and a very warm welcome to them!!
The First and Last Domestic Policy of Uchiha Itachi, Godaime Hokage by boo_cool_robot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62060383
Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
Characters: Uchiha Itachi, Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Sasuke and Naruto are discussed in this but do not actually appear. As you may expect from Itachi.
Additional Tags: Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hokage Uchiha Itachi, Arranged Marriage, canon-typical ableist language, Crack, Crack treated 25 percent seriously, A tiny bit of Uchiha Massacre, Canon-typical controlling asshole Itachi, Kakashi also is not doing such a great job here, it's basically just a long riff on a single joke in here
Summary: “It is critical that Konoha institutes homosexual marriage,” Itachi gravely intones. “I’ve had a dream ever since childhood.”
“Of…of social equality?” Iruka fumbles.
“Equality?” Itachi drops the syllables from his mouth with the manner of someone who’s never heard of the concept before.
“That's not relevant. My lifelong dream has been to arrange Sasuke’s marriage.”
Short and sweet, rated G
Listen this was very cute ok
And so funny! Kakashi’s pov was brilliant, as was the spot on characterisation of Iruka and the others
Plus big brother Itachi is an icon
Who knows best obviously
Love a different take on canon where Nart and Sas are of course still OTP. I’m excited to read this author’s other Naruto fics!
Five Star Hotels by trashygivenchy
https://archiveofourown.org/works/
Chapters: 1/1
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke
Additional Tags: Blank Period (Naruto), Uchiha Sasuke is in Love with Uzumaki Naruto, Angst, Pining Uchiha Sasuke, Minor Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto, Cheating, Emotional Infidelity, sorry to hinata, Wet Dream, Top Uzumaki Naruto, Bottom Uchiha Sasuke, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Rimming, Crying, Jealousy, Uzumaki Naruto is in Love with Uchiha Sasuke, you knew that tho, Hand Jobs, Love Confessions, Jealous Uchiha Sasuke
Summary: “But Sasuke stopped lying to himself a long time ago, when Naruto uppercut the shit out of him and softly insisted for the millionth time that they were friends with a claim on each other’s pain, despite the missing arms, especially with the missing arms.
The arrangement was nice because of Naruto. He came back to Konoha each time for Naruto and Naruto alone.
Then Naruto went and got a girlfriend”
Thank you for this sustenance 🙏🏽 phenomenal depiction of sns intimacy, psychological realism of the characters and how they would talk things through
Like the author, I also love “pathetic yearning sasuke”
Naruto will always take care of Sasuke 😉
There’s cheating (on Hinata) but yanno -
I really hope this wonderful author writes more sns!
#OMG!!!! this is so sweet!!!#I’m soooo glad you loved the fic! i loved writing it and i am hoping to write more of them#I’m on a rec list yall 🥹
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Hi, I just posted my first ever naruto fanfic! feel free to check it out if you want! :o)
#naruto#sns#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#sasunaru#mine#ive been a narutohead for like. 20 years. i got in on the ground floor but this is my first time writing fic for it! eek!
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#i think Naruto and Sasuke cannot kiss in a chaste manner at all.#it’s all tongue and biting and grinding and everyone just has to sit there while they get way too into it for the setting#I believe this in my heart. it’s my truth
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bug boy 🐝
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saying naruto is possessive will get some people mad as if that’s bad and sasuke wouldn’t like that. if sasuke knew about naruto going four tails to orochimaru at that bridge he would be turned on.
#no exactly#when will people understand that Sasuke and Naruto are codependent on a level that is concerning#remember when after the war Sasuke was all#‘I have to kill Naruto bc I need to be in control of everyone and if Naruto is around I’ll have feelings and change my mind’?????#Sasuke is JUST AS BAD!!!!#sns
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#HAS to be land of waves#that was a cultural shift like#there is no bearing the burden of your hate without a body moving on its own#there is no don’t talk about Sasuke like you own him without the gentle cradling of Sasuke’s face in Naruto’s hands
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i'm happiest when i'm with you
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one and only
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naruto with the same frantic energy of a guy asking to hit your juul: bro just let me see sasuke please let me see him
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The thing is. It’s about sasuke. Everything is about sasuke.
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