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"B-But that didn't actually happen!"

EXACTLY. BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING FICTION.

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

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@amoral-aromantic

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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@amoral-aromantic @sunsetvulture

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

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I mean. He canonically gets bitches, so definitely heard

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i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing

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My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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@amoral-aromantic

hi

bye

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YES

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Hai! Got nuked, was previously damp-gravelove

Welcome back, frendo!

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@amoral-aromantic @marshemillow

life is so ruthless so i must love you as hard as i can. basically

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All day every day thinking about Julia genuinely loving Ashley and Ashley genuinely being her friend. Julia getting a crush on Ashley instead of Andrew. The way Ashley would react to that kind of attention and validation. Aka she would go insane as usual. Julia falling deeper into love with a girl that keeps hurting her and holding her together and hurting her again. Julia losing her best friend at such a young age, paranoid and sick with anxiety as she goes missing, seeing her face on the milk cartons at school every day. She only has Ashley left. Nina’s body being found, confirmed to be a murder. Julia having nightmares, scared to be alone, haunted by Nina’s death. Hanging onto Ashley no matter how much she mistreats her because she’s all she has left. Sleeping in the same bed after another nightmare when they’re in high school, Ashley holding Julia in her arms, and Julia terrified, trying to keep the puzzle pieces apart. She thinks she can smell blood on Ashley’s hands, even though they’re perfectly clean. The dawning horror of it all. The denial, the acceptance, the fear, the guilt. Is this thing on can anyone hear me

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