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Hai! Got nuked, was previously damp-gravelove

Welcome back, frendo!

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@amoral-aromantic @marshemillow

life is so ruthless so i must love you as hard as i can. basically

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All day every day thinking about Julia genuinely loving Ashley and Ashley genuinely being her friend. Julia getting a crush on Ashley instead of Andrew. The way Ashley would react to that kind of attention and validation. Aka she would go insane as usual. Julia falling deeper into love with a girl that keeps hurting her and holding her together and hurting her again. Julia losing her best friend at such a young age, paranoid and sick with anxiety as she goes missing, seeing her face on the milk cartons at school every day. She only has Ashley left. Nina’s body being found, confirmed to be a murder. Julia having nightmares, scared to be alone, haunted by Nina’s death. Hanging onto Ashley no matter how much she mistreats her because she’s all she has left. Sleeping in the same bed after another nightmare when they’re in high school, Ashley holding Julia in her arms, and Julia terrified, trying to keep the puzzle pieces apart. She thinks she can smell blood on Ashley’s hands, even though they’re perfectly clean. The dawning horror of it all. The denial, the acceptance, the fear, the guilt. Is this thing on can anyone hear me

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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Remember that the right person will never get tired of you even in the worst times

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OKAY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

What's the fastest way to a girl's heart?

median sternotomy

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What're your opinions on Lilith Owledhome?

Her and Amity fuck nasty next question ssdsgdgsfsfs

Okay seriously though. She is probably one of the most compelling characters I've ever really seen. I love my unapologetically evil women (TCOAAL is proof of that lmao) but I'm also a sucker for a well done redemption arc. Spoilers below

So. Lilith Starts out as Amity's mentor, and since Amity herself starts as an antagonistic force (and believe me, I could write ESSAYS on that girl she is the BEST, plus her parallels to both Andrew and Ashley are. Just plain delicious. But that's a post for another day >:3) Where was I? OH YEAH SGSGDGDC

Since Lilith starts off as Amity's mentor and Amity starts off as an antagonistic force herself, Lilith also starts as one. We don't even know that Emperor Belos is a villain at first, the only hints we get are through Eda's rightful distrust of the coven system. But Lilith being an antagonist is such a clever and natural way of showing us how twisted and evil the televangelistic dictator is, plus a good later contrast to him to drive home the point that some villains can't and shouldn't be redeemed. She's also a very large part of Amity's character and serves as a good parallel to her with how Amity makes up with her father and cuts ties with her mother, and Lilith rebuilds the bridge with her own parents. Amity herself is my favorite character in the show, so being so closely tied to her is a bunch of bonus points ngl. I live for Hooty and Lilith's friendship omg they give me life. Uhhhhhh that's. Honestly about all I can think of ngl... OH!!! I loved her having such a big role in season 3 (although I suppose everyone did since it was so short rip :,) That's about all I can think of right now, thank you for the ask! I do adore Eda but Lilith will always be my favorite Clawthorne sister.

Also yes I do ship Lilith and Amity 💗💗💗

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Me with the coffin

i love this image sooooososososo much

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Aftercare ideas that aren’t just “cuddle”: presented by yours truly:

• Give each other back scratches/massages, bonus points if you hold each other and scratch each others’ backs at the same time.

• Have one partner lay on the others chest and let yourselves both decompress.

• Tell each other your favorite part of your special time and give them reassurance that it felt good.

• Play a game that can be played together in bed (do not nut in her and get up to go play val.)

• Make a shared playlist you can both add songs to and listen to it together.

• Have water/snacks on hand before starting so neither one of you has to get up and you can cuddle n recharge.

• Hair play!! Run your fingers through their hair, scratch their scalp, ruffle it gently, etc. hair play is one of my favorite forms of physical affection ngl.

• Give each other your clothes to wear (bonus if you’ve been wearing them so they smell like you).

• Taking a shower together where you help the other person to wash back, arms, not sexual, just romantic, and you tell them how pretty they are or hug under the water.

Never forget aftercare is NECESSARY, prolonged or not. dom drop is real, comedown is real, and aftercare will never be an optional thing.

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OP I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS YOU ARE GALAXY BRAINED FR

(SPOILERS) breaking down how obsessed Andrew is w/his sister bc he's a repressed lil liar and I'm going insane

This post got longer than I intended it to

1. He claims they don't spend enough time apart from each other to even begin missing her so he doesn't even know if he would, but just earlier in the game he was apart from her for probs like 30 mins tops to investigates some cultists and guess what???? He was already missing her 😒

2. Says "I thought you grew out of this touchy-feely crap" when Ashley asks for a hug, but earlier when he was cooking dinner, he was the one with the inexplicable urge to "pull this broody bitch into [his] arms and force her to stay until she smiles" 😒

3. Piggy-backing off the last screenshot: WHAT OTHER THOUGHTS, ANDREW??? yOU WERE JUST THINKING ABT HUGGING HER. WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN. THESE ARE SIMPLY INNOCENT BROTHERLY THOUGHTS ARE THEY NOT????? 🤨🤨🤨

4. Bro just can't keep his hands off her. And everyone thinks Ashley's the clingy one jeez (lol the way he springs apart from her when Mom catches them is definitely definitelyyyy not worth analyzing. nope. not even when it happens a second time on the couch. nope. nooope)

5. What. What is he thinking here. Don't think I don't see those grey lil blush lines. Is this connected to my third point somehow bc like... 🤨😬 Is "Andrew" is gonna start doing and being what "Andy" was too spineless and afraid of doing?? That's what the vow was partly abt right?? Does that include—

5. WHEWWW BOY that little flashback with his gf has so much baggage in it I just wanna dissect. His girlfriend's tryna have a serious discussion with him abt his weird sister for the sake of bettering their relationship bc she genuinely loves him, but he just gets caught up in fondly talking abt said weird sister instead??

6. He's awfully hesitant abt Ashley learning some independence, bc y'know what?? I think he doesn't really want her to stop relying on him. But what do I know y'know

6. Wants his gf to put tie her hair up in a ponytail, then when she refuses bc he'll pull on it, says it's just "how boys express their love". Well. You know who else puts there hair up in a ponytail??? You know who else's hair he's always pulling on and touching???

7. The voicemails in his gf's phone left by Ashley are heard by him in his dreams, and his dreams are a construction of his mind utilizing his memories, personal hangups, and knowledge of Ashley. The voicemails irl were left on his gf's phone, and for all we know, he never actually listened to them in person. Bearing this in mind... odds are the things Ashley's saying contain bits of truths he believes within himself, filtered thru her crude, hateful dialogue.

Here. I transcribed one of them...

"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!? Just because you can fuck him and I can't? You think that's love?! Are you fucking delusional?? Cumdumpsters like you are just that. He will never love you. Not like he loves me. I am the only one. I am everything. I am the secrets you'll never hear. When he lies in bed at night, and when he needs someone to hold on to… It's not you he seeks out. It is me."

8. Claims Ashley's the one with the jealous streak, not him, but I think he's just as bad. The only difference is that Ashley's never given him reason to act on it since all she's ever wanted was him, but at the slightest mention of her gettin it on w/someone else, even as a joke, he gets mad. "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!" he says, when she's jokingly contemplating getting knocked up via the neighbor so an ambulance would come for her. "I wouldn't let them," he says, when she's complaining abt not being pretty enough for the wardens to bang her

9. Going hand-in-hand with that fact, he's intensely protective of her. Didn't hesitate to cleaver the warden who found her in the closet (probs didn't even BLINK lmaooo he chose VIOLENCE), and when the cake-stealing cultist insulted her just once, he stepped forward just like that

10. In their apt, when they were lying on the floor talking abt jumping off the balcony, he was really caught up in the "romantic" fantasy of them committing a double suicide and dying with their bodies entwined so irreparably by the impact they form one unified corpse "never to be separated!" and they get buried in the same coffin together. UM??? Bro fr thought he was the sane one of the two. That wasn't even true before the cannibalism and demon summoning 😭😭😭

BONUS:

11. This might just be me, but his reaction to seeing the post-sex vision doesn't strike me as someone who's inherently opposed to the idea. Instead of disgusted, he was... flustered?? He acted like she walked in mid-guilty pleasure wet dream. This wasn't a "GROSS THATS INCEST" reaction which is... the most normal reaction to have. That's the face of a man that got CAUGHT bro.

He asks "we're not like that, are we?" and "why are you like this?" and questions the veracity of the vision, but he never actually explicitly denies wanting the vision to happen, more focused on Ashley and her reaction. He buries the elephant under the rug as fast as he can, bc yeah, it struck a landmine, but it probably wasn't a landmine for the reason Ashley thinks it is. I bet the vision just hit a little too close... :P

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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

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Hiya! I'm Ashley Graves! I am a proshipper so if that bothers you, feel free to fuck off :3

@amoral-aromantic is my Andrew, Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine~

I'm also in a system! Bodily 21+

Brainrots:

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Coffincest)

Hazbin Hotel (Too many to list but primarily Vaggie X Lute)

Bayonetta (BayoJeanne)

The Owl House (Camilla X Vee, Lilith X Amity)

More info to come~