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my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits

"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."

"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"

"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."

"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."

"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"

"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."

"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("

"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"

"......Am I able to represent myself?"

"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."

"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"

"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"

"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"

[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]

"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."

"Can't prosecute success 😏"

"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"

"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"

"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]

"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."

"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."

"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"

"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."

"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."

[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."

"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."

"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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ITS RAYS BIRTHDAY

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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Pondering amatonormativity

I'm trying to get over my cowardice when it comes to drawing feathers

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you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

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I’m not one to directly ask, but please, if you follow me or not

Make a post about the Australian KOSA/Australia social media ban/ASMB

Please. Even if you’re not Australian. It doesn’t have to be long just a line

If you can’t that’s fine no pressure.

But if you did one for Americans KOSA, can you please do one for us?

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I’m not one to directly ask, but please, if you follow me or not

Make a post about the Australian KOSA/Australia social media ban/ASMB

Please. Even if you’re not Australian. It doesn’t have to be long just a line

If you can’t that’s fine no pressure.

But if you did one for Americans KOSA, can you please do one for us?

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just me and my two besties who went to the astral plane

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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so I don't really like pizza because it causes me stomach problems but I always forget that until after I eat it

tonight was the first night I had a metformin tablet for PCOS. It also cause stomach problems

I'm not feeling great :(

was meant to be asleep before the tablet kicked in but I'm reading fanfics and great not going to sleep

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That is actually diabolical. Grian confirmed funniest man alive

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Relationship: single (AroAce lol)

Favourite colour: Yellow

Last song I listened too: Black Wedding by TX2

Favourite food: Sushi (Salmon lol)

Song stuck in my head: don't currently have one

Dream trip: Around the UK

Last thing I googled: does kfc no longer have the cookie dough?

Tags: @nicolashrooms @you-need-not-apply @bunnyloverqueen @coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway and anyone else!

Getting to know me/Checking in

Rules: Tag blogs you would like to get to know better.

I was delighted to be tagged by @diplomaticprincess!

Relationship status (if comfortable sharing): Single (I happen to like nice men, so send 'em my way if you find any)

Favorite color: Purple

Last song I listened to: I don't remember what the last real song was (not because I don't listen to music but because my mind works like Tumblr's search function)

Favorite food: So hard to choose! The constant and the cliche is chocolate.

Song stuck in my head: Gorgeous by Taylor Swift (friend had it on in the car, and I don't even really like the song or know the words, so it's more like I have 3-8 words stuck in my head)

Dream trip: Norway! It'll be a heritage trip :)

Last thing I googled: The Onion (to confirm they bought Info Wars, and they freaking did!!!!)

No Pressure Tags: @graciecatfamilyband, @lena-hills, @luke-shywalker, @temistheranger