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That is actually diabolical. Grian confirmed funniest man alive

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Relationship: single (AroAce lol)

Favourite colour: Yellow

Last song I listened too: Black Wedding by TX2

Favourite food: Sushi (Salmon lol)

Song stuck in my head: don't currently have one

Dream trip: Around the UK

Last thing I googled: does kfc no longer have the cookie dough?

Tags: @nicolashrooms @you-need-not-apply @bunnyloverqueen @coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway and anyone else!

Getting to know me/Checking in

Rules: Tag blogs you would like to get to know better.

I was delighted to be tagged by @diplomaticprincess!

Relationship status (if comfortable sharing): Single (I happen to like nice men, so send 'em my way if you find any)

Favorite color: Purple

Last song I listened to: I don't remember what the last real song was (not because I don't listen to music but because my mind works like Tumblr's search function)

Favorite food: So hard to choose! The constant and the cliche is chocolate.

Song stuck in my head: Gorgeous by Taylor Swift (friend had it on in the car, and I don't even really like the song or know the words, so it's more like I have 3-8 words stuck in my head)

Dream trip: Norway! It'll be a heritage trip :)

Last thing I googled: The Onion (to confirm they bought Info Wars, and they freaking did!!!!)

No Pressure Tags: @graciecatfamilyband, @lena-hills, @luke-shywalker, @temistheranger

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i'm noticing some themes this season

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big fan of grian's threatening aura this session

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If you are someone who voted for one of these people, fuck you. A vote for them is a vote for trump, fuck you and get off my page thanks 😘

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certified jizzie post

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can I just log in

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“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

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Ah, it’s too late to post this on Halloween.  But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.

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I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

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Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.

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A reminder that if you are a mutual of mine be sure to reach out and make a suggestion on what you want your mutual tag to be!

Tags!!!

General

“#i am lewis” - Posts I make

“#i am lewis vents” - Block this one if you don’t like seeing vents or complaining

"#i am lewis asks" - my asks

“#i am lewis reblogs” -my reblogs

“#i am lewis stories” -my stories

“#i am lewis theatre” -my technique theatre experience

"#i am lewis side blogs" - talk about my side blogs :D

“#i am lewis favourites” - My favourite posts

“#i am lewis intro” - All intros i’ve done (including side blogs)

Friends

If you want to be on here and you are mutuals with me please tell me and tell me if you want yours changed or removed!

“#awoken my beloved” - @awokenbydreams

“#stink bug tones” - @you-need-not-apply

“#moon my magical friend” - @moonthemagical

“#my favourite mutual tobi” - @flowerskull-tobi

"#coffee sleeps today" - @coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway

“#kai the dragon simp” - @kaicrafted

“#my fellow duck friend” - @duckwithacapitald

“#my radio demon friend” - @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons

“#kusho beaten by a chansey” - @kuroyamikusho

“#queen void bunny” - @bunnyloverqueen

“#my whale friend :)” - @whaaaaaaaalllle6