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Summary
of Luci's relationships:
LMAO. It took me a while, but it's worth it.
You're in for a long trip… Good luck! Because on that boat, I'm not getting on… Yes, I'm sad.
Edit: About the incestuous relationship, yes, that's why God abandoned them, because of Michael. (I have no proof, but I have no doubt either).
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What WHB characters would wear in the human world: Gehenna
⟡ Masterlist ⟡
A/N: Very much inspired by the fact that demons in Obey Me have their own lil outfits while going to visit their favorite human ^^
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This short king is very much hot biker guy coded.
You know those tiktoks of guys who are showing off on the road and then do stupid shit at gas stations? That's this guy right here
He's not really a brand specific guy, but if you press him, he'll rave to you about MXDVS (honestly, same here ^^)
Darkwear/Techwear/Warcore
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Soft boi™
Light colors, nature, tea
Despite having his uniform altered to have black slutty shirt, he's very much cottagecore
He bakes, makes tea and cares for his fellow demons, need I say more?
Soft boy/Cottagecore
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V europian gay prince coded indeed
Dorian Gray kinnie
Open shirts all year around, only when it's cold/raining, he'll wear a coat over his shoulders
Vampirecore/Light academia
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Lose Paimon in the crowd any% speedrun IMPOSSIBLE challenge
The more colorful, the better
Gotta wear bright colors to match their bright personality
Indie/Kidcore/Harajuku
also pics credit to @/butterfliesworkforsatan on tiktok ^^
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Another dramatic ass fashionista
This time make it goth
You can't see it, but he's got eyliner on
What you see, however, is Jiyu wearing the same eyeliner
Vampirecore/Romantic Goth
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Ooh he seducin' with more than his words allright
'Hey, my eyes are up here'
Sadly his snake has to be replaced by snake skin boots, but don'T worry, he snake is unharmed and chilling at home in Hell
Big Daddy vibes
Suits and trutlenecks
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Anything sporty, really
Likes wearing gray sweatpants bc he gets a lot of compliments
Thinks that grey is just his color
Don't ever tell him the real reason for the sake of u all
Also, maaaaaybee you could accdientally shrink his clothes in the wash so it's tighter on him?
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Oh boy, good luck explaining to Juno, that he can't exactly be mostly naked outside or he'll draw too much unwanted attention
'But I've got this insanely hot body! Why should I hide it? Other's should be lucky to see me like that! I'm literally the hottest red lump in Hell!'
Cue in Juno trying to find things that are technically clothes that still show off his muscles
Damiano David ultimatelly becomes his fashion icon
Also Hatari
When this man discovers fishnets? Ooh boy
Good luck talking him out of just wearing full fishnet bodysuit
(and yes, it's hard to find pics that wouldn't get my post flagged by tumblr)
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ZAYNE LONG HAIR
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EVERYONE ZAYNE NEW MYTH??!! LONG HAIRED ZAYNEDKWENEJJIFREF
AHRIUHFIRUER
IM DOWN BAD WITH LONG HAIRED MEN
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Just some thoughts on Lucifer's chats
Credits to @shyanimeboi and their friend for sharing, cause this just gives me a newer perspective on Lucifer.
He got me confused at first because why saying the obvious, every human has a name but then he started with Adam, Eve, and Solomon
It gives a lot more nuance to him and other immortal and long-living characters. It makes him so not human but also human in a way. For me, as a normal person, I can barely remember the names of the people I meet every day, but if they stay long enough I can remember them or I will know them through someone I have a closer relationship with, who relates to those I don't have a strong connection with in some way, it's easier. Lucifer in this aspect is like a human to me, he is a dude who lives life slower and longer, it makes sense why he and most other characters addressed MC as "descendant of Solomon" because will MC stay long enough for their name to be embedded into these immortals creatures like how Solomon, Adam, and Eve did or just another fleeting memory.
The "Are you not greedy?" got me thinking for a minute cause what does he mean by that but then, I think it could be an honor thing. It is normal for people to be excited to have someone to memorize their name, like wouldn't you be happy if your favorite celebrity knew your name, your existence? You would, it is something to be greedy for and to have pride in. While his second question also makes sense, because if you're scared of someone, you would rather them never know of your existence, their ignorance of you is your bliss and peace.
And that is some philosophy Lucifer is dropping on my dumb ass, BUT, it sounds to me like he meant, the kings and the seraphim are the beings that reflect on the concept that some truths or pieces of knowledge are not learned through conventional means but are instead a natural part of our awareness and existence. This lowkey sounds so cool and so true to them being the embodiment of inherence factors that everyone has, they will have by just the mere act of becoming conscious.
And I really like that we have this route with Lucifer, getting to know each other is the starting point of every connection, it sounds so easy but probably one of the hardest stages in every relationship. Since it is the starting point, everything could go wrong or it could go great, it is unclear what to do or say and it takes time.
And I really like Lucifer in this chat, I like the slow burn of this and I think the devs did him so well, they cooked in this.
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I'm about to do a lot of yapping.
I love definite answers rather than vague implications as much as the next person and wait for the story to come out first before making theories but this chat got me to realize a bunch of things so I need to share my thoughts. Important notes, the credits are for @shyanimeboi and their lovely friend who shares the source, couldn't do this without them. Warning though, there will be a lot of talking about flowers.
What a way to start a conversation, very flattering Lucifer, this just makes me think of how the devils and MC are pretty mutual in their attraction toward each other, this image said it the best, in my opinion.
But this also just makes me think that MC has to have some God's divinity in them and Solomon has something to do with it. My reason is kind of dumb but like, from the start of the game to now, MC could fit every character's ideal type (ex: Satan likes someone with wicked slaps, Mammon likes someone greedy, etc.), and if you stretch it enough (or inhaled a lot of copium like me), it could make sense, because somehow the angels have affection for MC yet they don't with Solomon and how MC can take off their charity belts in the Christmas cards, and now Lucifer said he has an erection just being around them (can't forget to mention, how every angels and angels' ideal type are God himself, and seeing how they act with him, it could explain why).
And the last two parts, Lucifer you're not fooling anyone, my guy. He likes being spoiled by his siblings as much as he is indulgent of them (like how he stops to tell the story of his past for the trio in the middle of the war and how he acts in his selfie comic). Of course he not gonna say it outright that he appreciates it but the fact that he found some flowers he likes says a lot (apparently this is not the first time as well, the nobles have done something like that for him, but this time is probably his favorite).
Also yes, it is in fact good for the body and mind to have plants around you when you have a common cold. "House plants can help you fight colds and sore throats. A study by the University of Agriculture in Norway discovered this fact. The research showed a 30 percent decrease in coughs, colds, sore throats, and other cold-related symptoms in people occupying spaces that had adequate houseplants. The reason? Plants help to increase humidity levels and decrease dust as well as purify the air."
This parts, this parts got me reeling. It seems normal right? I thought so too but when I think deeper into it, I have some thoughts on how he sees beauty and how he perceives beautiful things and associates them with people he loves (the 3 Seraphs) and how he see them as people, especially when it comes to flowers and plants. Flowers often symbolize beauty, growth, and the transient nature of life. A greenhouse, as a controlled environment where plants can thrive, represents a space of care, nurturing, and protection. Lucifer's frequent presence in the greenhouse basically said that it was his favorite place. It is a place where he can be surrounded by beauty in a natural and unforced way, much like how he perceives and interacts with others (he might see a flower and associate it with MC someday but we are not there yet).
Now, why am I so fixated on this? Well to me, how a person treats a flower says a lot about them and how they will treat others, for example, some see a beautiful flower, they will rush over to pick it, and some want to just hold it in their hand, some want to own it and have it in their possession, and some want to control and ruin it. While there are also people who see it and choose to just stay near and appreciate the flower, maybe they will pick it up one day or they don't. Lucifer fits the bill on the last one pretty well, he sees both the best and the worst side of his brothers, and instead of controlling them or snapping at them for how they are, he appreciates and lets them be, without trying to mold them to his own ideals. This is like observing a garden with both blooming flowers and wilted ones. Akin to a gardener who does not force the growth of plants but instead provides the optimal conditions and lets nature take its course.
Gabriel’s representation as a white lily, a symbol of purity, faith, and rebirth, yet always carries with him the “dizzying” scent of blood that is always on his body. The blood-stained petals symbolize the loss of innocence and the tarnishing of what was once pure. Like the white lily, Lucifer loves Gabriel for his inherent purity and unwavering commitment to God but hates the violence that taints him.
Michael’s representation with a black bellflower is surprisingly very accurate to his core, bellflowers themselves mean affection, constancy, and everlasting love, and the most prominent example of this is his love for both God and Lucifer, in the two stars event, even if one went out to buy the milk and the other throw himself to Hell and protect devils whom Michael despises, he still loves them. However, from what I can interpret, Lucifer could mean that instead of embracing the right "dew" (which likely means positive feelings, thoughts, and emotions), Michael chose to embrace the "dew" that only makes him cry and sad. Lucifer sees potential for beauty in Michael but is likely pained by his brother’s self-destructive choices.
How Lucifer sees Raphael as a chrysanthemum is interesting, the significance of the flower means strong bonds and a feeling of joy, and the warm color which resembles the sun means that Raphael should have been a bright and warm person like the flower is but the meaning of the "unrequited love" and how Raphael got misplaced affection, and instead of dealing with it in a non-destructive way, Raphael choose to rampage from the grief and the unjust feelings. It is basically what it could have been and what it becomes.
In some cases, it is a good thing to just simply observe the beauty of it all, but is it right to just only watch from afar as the "beautiful flowers", that lack the proper nurturing and care they want, beings he loves so much destroy everything around them and is also ruining themselves? He could cut off their roots and pick them out to prevent further damage but he didn't (since he is the closest to God, I wouldn't put it past him to pick up some habits and worldview from his Father, and perhaps, God also view the angels like how Lucifer does).
Interesting how he can see a bit of himself in MC, but the feeling of superiority is strong in the "pity" part when he talks about the devils. Like yes, he does love his nobles but he also pities them, and idk what to tell you besides that Lucifer kind of treats the devils like stray dogs or cats he found cute and pitiful and adopted them. Not saying that he's not at least, somewhat compassionate, but I think a part of him sees himself as a higher being than the devils like how other angels did.
I believe the small blue flowers are Forget-me-not, the shape and petals are pretty close to real life.
With the track record, we got and how Lucifer uses flowers as a stand-in for how he sees his brothers, and this flower, to me at least, is unlike how the other three in how it represents their characters, this flower is like something Lucifer sees to remember his dead brother by. Forget-me-not, outside of tragic romance, is a flower that often connects with death and lost (ex: In Newfoundland, it represents those who fell in World War I; In Armenia, it’s a symbol for the Armenian Genocide Centennial; It’s the symbol for International Missing Children’s Day; The Alzheimer’s Society uses forget-me-nots as a symbol for memory loss and to raise awareness for the disease).
Now, why am I focusing on the flower of all things instead of the fact that one of his brothers is dead? Well, because flowers not only tell a person's traits and personality, they also tell stories. According to Forget-me-not's legend and lore:
The first one describes a German knight who was strolling with his lady along the banks of the Danube River. The lady saw pretty blue flowers—but they’d been pulled loose by the river’s flow and were about to disappear downstream. She wanted to save the flowers, so her chivalrous knight jumped into the water. He couldn’t fight the strong current, so he tossed the flowers onto the bank, and as he was carried out to sea, he called out, vergiss mein nicht, which is German for “forget me not.”
Another legend says that the German knight didn’t leap into the river after the flowers, but rather bent to pick some for his lady when the weight of his armor caused him to topple into the water—and then he called out “Forget me not” as he was swept away. A separate German tale says the name was chosen when God was naming flowers. This one was the last, and the flower cried out, “Forget me not, O Lord,” to which God pronounced, “That shall be your name!”
The knight could be the dead brother in this situation, and I think that he and Lucifer were close when they were young, and Lucifer probably got interested in something or wanted to save something, his brother tried to help but ended up dead by an accident. Or he could be alive or in a limbo where no one could remember him except Lucifer. And I saw someone make a theory on this, here:
Apparently, he is the only light theme enemy, and given how he looks? He could be the brother but even I don't have a concrete reasoning as to why besides his appearance and power, and how he hides himself behind other angels in the presentation art and in battle. Though he would likely appear more in the future.
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Kings jockey sprites
Now i know why you cover your pants on your normal clothes sir
PLUS! The Secret Shop owner! /j
Look at them:3
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LUCI AND GABI IM SORRY
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I actually did it I made him wam bam boom alakazam ✨🐍
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Maybe I want Him to Bite...(Lucifer Selfie Card Prologue React II) *Spoilers*
BEFORE YOU PROCEED, make sure you caught the first part ->
If you already checked that out then you're good to go~
We're back with part 2 everyone!!! Let's gooooo
So we left off on Gamigin being excited about Phenomenon, and even stated that Jjok was getting ready for his arrival too
But a little before that I wanted to point out that Buer was so happy that Lucifer likes his tea where he was saying to himself that he has to remember the recipe so he can make it the same way next time.
I love this because I'm sure Lucifer likes to see his nobles happily doing something for him, it kinda reminds him a bit of his brothers in heaven though a painful memory....(SAD I AM SAD)
BUT LOOK!!! Seeing his face plus the blossoming trees warms my spirit he is truly a wholesome chubby little thing and I want the best for him
So Gamigin is rambling this entire time to the 3 nobles and he's like LUCIFER SHOULD ENTER :D And all of them are like "yeah sure he would win" because they're slightly annoyed with Gamigin being so energetic lol
I love that this is gag of their relationship. Gamigin is the annoying little brother that won't stfu and seems to run on 24/7 sugar highs
At the same time Gamigin asks Lucifer if he wants to enter, and for a few slides of the story it's literally Lucifer fucking sipping and drinking his tea in silence which killed me
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
because that's all he's doing is drinking his fucking tea like what a damn mood
All he did was do that and no one complained about his lack of enthusiasm and honestly? Same. Just let me have my damn tea.
He then just says one word. "Why" and everyone is creaming themselves.
I mean? I get it. Lucifer probably doesn't speak much at all, a true man of silence. And I thought Satan was a person of few words.
Gamigin though explains to Luci he feels he should enter and flaunt how beautiful he is to Hell. To which Marbas is like basically calling him annoying for being so loud lol
And even though he's being scolded by all three of them, he's not even phased and keeps doing what he's doing lol
He brings up that Luci needs to meet Ra-On, and Morax agrees that since Luci thinks they're the key to ending the war, it would need to happen sooner than later.
Marbas though brings up that MC is always seemingly afraid of Luci so he's not sure if it's a good idea. Buer though counters that it's Gaimigin's theory that overtime meeting someone over and over changes things.
So it appears all of them are on different wavelengths based on what they think is comfortable for Lucifer.
But I mean...can't ya simply.... a s k?
So here's where we get some backstory on how the nobles are more perceptive of Lucifer's feelings and habits based on his actions. Even though it's been a good minute since he switched teams, old habits die hard.
In Luci's case...it's pretty much impossible to get rid of. He's still stuck in those angel ways of his and honestly I love him more for that. He's spent what? Eons being an angel? You can't just forget that within just a couple centuries. He'd probably still be the same way even the next 500 years lol
So Luci's forever beef with Solomon runs deep alllll the way to MC
(sorry lol but damn, that means if you're self-inserting and a Luci stan...he doesn't like you because of ya punk ass grandaddy ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)
Morax is a cheerleader and I love that about him. He just wants the best for everyone. I want to give him head smooches.
Buer does ask though what this all has to do with MC in the first place, and Gamigin explains that showing Lucifer's beauty to them would be best and would possibly tempt them and successfully bridge the gap between the two AND give Luci a chance to win the contest at the same time.
While they're all talking amongst themselves and listening to Gami's reasoning, Luci starts to reminisce...
IM SO SAD..
He even says "The voices are here again" meaning he's truly trying to block out his brother's voice...his main ride-or-die sibling Michael. And that's just...so angsty. But his nobles remind him of these moments and he just silently fights through the memories.
I want to hug him if allowed.
So when he gets out of his daze, he agrees that he should participate if Gamigin says so. (lol that's his fave "brother" now)
Gami is happy, but Morax brings up an important element.
You gotta be beautiful AND most obscene. Like levels of heathen shit. Real hot girl shit.
And poor Gamigin is like "Mess Lucifer up? WHY (。•́︿•̀。)"
And the other three healers are just like "Oh sweet summer child..."
Because you know, Gami is a dragon lol he knows nothing about this they probably didn't do anything like this back in his homeworld
So the three start going over what everyone's level of obscene is. Starting with this wild ass thing
I'm right there with you Gami.
Now...not to yuck anyone's yum...but come the fuck on vomit??? I'm shivering just thinking about being NEAR vomit lol
did someone in avisos do that...i feel that's an avisos thing
Also Gamigin points out how does Buer's eyes glint while they're shut and I'm wondering the same damn thing like how does that even look. Buer you are an enigma.
HOE STORIES???? OLD COWORKER OOOO SPILL THE TEA WHO IS IT BUER??!?!?!?
MARBAS???? YOU TOO??? But tbh...I believe he's originally from Abaddon so that wouldn't be farfetched...
SO THE DEVILS OUT HERE SHARIN' HOE STORIES THEN OKAY
Just a regular ol' day where you're coworker is like "So btw I have some freak ass nasty sex so good I thought I'd need a exorcism" or something like that lmaoooo
THEN WE FIND OUT WHO WAS SHARING THE STORIES
VALEFOR??????? MY HUBBY????
g a w d I wanna swallow his dick so badly why is he out here being so shameless? The best? Ooooo I'll show my appreciation for saying it was the best he's had.
LERAYEEEEEE??????
I've been sleeping on him apparently because not him saying it was the best. Phew.
I'M SCREAMING... SITRI???????
PFTTTTT MARBAS JUST RANDOMLY HAS SITRI'S NUMBER WITHOUT EVEN ASKING FOR IT PROPERLY HOW DID HE HEAR THIS INFO THEN???
Nah Marbas, why you change the subject after saying you don't remember how you got this info from Sitri? Lmao omg
But yeah, the most obscene sex is from our little MC (which...I mean I feel there are some biases...B U T lol I'd like to think they'd say me too if it were I being bragged about)
Poor Gami is still hung up on the vomit scenario and I'm laughing about that. He just like me foreal.
He does suggest though that they just ask MC to come and "mess up Lucifer"
While Buer and Morax agree with Gami, Marbas scolds him again out of habit instead of praising him 💀
Meanwhile Lucifer is trying to gather himself and be prepared for MC to show up. Which is also a mood because it's like "Damn I really gotta be social today?"
Lucifer is also me when I just wanna sit here and be a recluse lmao.
So we're back from the flashback, and in Luci's private room which looks pretty swank. I'm pretty sure that's a wet bar in the background or a potion bar or something of the sort. (does he even play chess? lmao)
Gamigin asks MC to help Luci win the contest and well, they find him difficult to understand and get along with. That it was hard to look him in the eyes even with the 3 second rule and the devil who most understands that is....
Our boi Beelzebooo <3 (hey bae it's a cameo)
So he explains why it's really hard to be comfortable around Lucifer and it's due to his overpowering angelic aura despite becoming a devil and it bothers him quite a lot.
MC even asks him to confirm and he kinda stares at MC and ruffles their hair.
which means yes he's bothered he's just not gonna admit it.
And with that MC is like ALRIGHT LETS DO IT I SAID I WOULD...and...
.......why are they clumsy like my ass? LMAO
Whelp...let's go on over to part 3 and see what became of MC~
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So there's a new event now.
Phenomenon is back so you're going to pose for lewd photos with Lucifer
So this random door appears
And you're taken to Paradise Lost
Marbas gives you some rules to follow.
1. Don't look in Lucifer's eyes for more than 3 seconds
2. Don't touch his snake
3. Don't let him bite you
4. Don't be noisy
Apparently there is a rumor you are the most obscene in hell
But, Lucifer is kind of creepy because he feels holy, and that's repulsive.
So when you touch his snake, he hisses
And everyone just observes
Lucifer sees you as a descendant of the first human, not just of Solomon
In any case, I didn't get this story yet so I might have to wait til you can get it with keys.
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Maybe I want Him to Bite...(Lucifer Selfie Card Prologue React III) *Spoilers*
You know the drill lovelies...back it up to part 2 if this is the first part you're seeing!! ->
From there you can be linked back to Part 1 if you haven't read that first either. If you've read both, yay you made it to the final part! Let's goooo (༎ຶꈊ༎ຶ╬)
Alright so let's see what' this goofy ahh bitch did...
We done broke all the rules up in here and I'm-
Good LORD he looks like that????
I was startled because I'm like oh no boo you gonna have to warn me before you pull a "jeff the killer, creepypasta, the rake, smile dog" on me. /j
LMAO I can hear this even though MC doesn't have a set voice.
And everyone else was silent asf like not saying a goddamn thing. Even Gamigin who's usually loud as fuck was saying nothing. LMAO
Yes MC, you did. All in order too like? XD Even though this is some shit I'd do personally, I would also be like "Oh damn I didn't die??"
And Lucifer was like "What are you talking about?" and MC was panicking trying to get an answer from the nobles being like hello????? but silently and Marbas and Morax hit em' with the-
"Ah so staring at him and touch his snake doesn't do anything. Got it."
This would have been me.
Because what do you mean?????? YOU HAD RULES AND WAS JUST THROWING MC OUT THERE WITHOUT CONFIRMATION????
This is why I have trust issues. Lol
So it turns out Lucifer was reacting the way he was out of being startled, not because he was going to end someone's life. But I think we all know what he looks like when he actually is out here in murder mode. The event was clear in that regard.
So Lucifer calms down the snake on his clothing, and MC comes up to also touch it out of curiosity. So this tells us, the snake doesn't really cause any harm per say...but I'm sure it does something more so give Lucifer the power to do something.
Snake boi
MC apologizes and well Lucifer doesn't really understand why for a moment (he does laugh at the action though mostly from amusement). But MC lets it be known that they are apologizing to the snake and him.
WAIT WAIT WAIT "Child of Adam?????" AYO? I need more lore about why he said that, which I can only guess why he said that. (and honestly, now I'm thinking of Adam from Hazbin Hotel lmao)
But I mean, this statement just shows he's a least learning to observe MC for their own personality. Not Solomon's.
MC is confused tho, but Lucifer is like "You're amusing"
ANd then????
HE BITE?????
HE BITEEE
h e
b i t e
Stop. Why is this so hot?
HES SO GODDAMN HOT????? BITE ME SOME MORE????!?!?!?!
SO AFTER HE BITES MC HE ORDERS THEM TO TOUCH HIM?
And this is where I was freaking out on that post. Because I had a headcanon I didn't share here, that because of Lucifer's power he could basically order you to do whatever and you'd have to carry that out.
i.e. If he said you aren't allowed to touch yourself ever unless I give you permission, that means no matter how horny you are you can't get off or do anything until he says so and that brings in a whole new kind of foreplay/dominance type thing where literally his word is to be followed. But at the same time....there could be loopholes if you're smart enough to figure them out and want to be a brat.
Whoever gets his card and unlocks the rest of the story?? I'll be waiting patiently.
Okay, so I'm gonna say that from this prologue alone, his selfie card is possibly the best selfie story out of the 5 kings. I was vibin' with Mammon's but this one rightchea? Phew. Mostly because I wanna see how Luci gets down and it already seems like his venom is some kind of aphrodisiac. Because sheesh MC was getting worked up and horny quite immediately from being bitten and you know what?
I wonder if you can extract the venom and have it applied to foods for the same effect...(Don't tell Bimet he'd capitalize on that shit)
But man. I told you all that once his card released I'd probably stop caring about Juno and transition over and well that happened. (still gonna do the reader fic though)
It's funny also that I did this prologue faster than I did his event which I STILL have yet to post about. lol
But as always lovelies, I thank you for sticking through my crazy reacts
-your lovely admin ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)
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Lucifer [Selfie] Prologue
some shrimpy thoughts 🦐🦐🦐
First of all I'm loving Paradise Lost's vibe. Simple but elegant. 10/10 would live there.
Gamigin you can pick me up anytime 😏🥹
Awhhh his wings
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SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MC IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING WHORE IN HELL 😭😭😭
WAIT WAIT IS THE SNAKE ON HIS SUIT THE ONE WHO TEMPTED EVE IN EDEN??????? DID MC JUST APOLOGIZED TO THE FCKIN SNAKE THAT GOT ADAM AND EVE KICKED OUT 😭😭😭
PB??!??!?! I NEED ANSWERS PLEASEEE
if it were me, i'd sit him tf down and talk about the shit that went down when God created humans
no pretty boy we're not fucking we're gonna have bible study today i hope your patience is as long as your dick
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Nature of angels
So it's in angel's nature to feel jealous of Solomon or more so, whoever is getting all of God's attention in a way.
Also, this
If Beelzebub is this uncomfortable around Lucifer cause he still feel his Angelic aura... I wonder Leviathan or the other kings (Like Asmodeus and Belphegor)
They are natural enemies, whether they like it or not. While some like Leamas and Nina beat the odds. They are a rare case.
Even though that Satan changed a bit (Though it took him seeing Lucifer taking a stand against Michael)
The other will take some times for truly peace between heave and hell to live in peace, ending this war.
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There's more to this line now!!
And with this
You don't get it... Beelzebub wears his emotion on his sleeve, so having him say nothing when MC asked him if his uncomfortable around Lucifer speaks volumes!
And when MC mention "His eyes weren't smiling" gives you idea how deeper this tension between Beelzebub and Lucifer have.
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Okay,Lucifer is out! And not in my inventory tho😔
Anyway,here we have some intresting facts from Lucifer's prolouge!
1. Lucifer is a dog. He bites,so he's an animal. I don't make the rules
2. Lucifer is an old man (We all love a gilf)
He needs to be in a quiet place with his little cup of tea and the warm sun shining at him....he still bites tho.
If you are intrested how it is to be close to Lucifer,Beelzebub can describe it in perfect detail:
Yes...I agree,he is pretty AWOOOGAA.
Also if you touch Lucifer's 'snake',he will hiss at you. If you thought he can't get scarier well he can always prove you wrong.
Glad to know no one will help you if Lucifer gets you.
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