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i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

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Cullen, sitting on the stairs in the Gallows after the Champion left:

Zevran: What a day, my friend.

Cullen, squinting: Do I... Do I know you?

Zevran: Ah, my name is Zevran Arainai, last time we have met you were trapped behind a magical barrier.

Cullen, having flashbacks to the Kinloch incident: You were with the Warden, right?

Zevran: Yes. My friend, may I ask you something?

Cullen: Not like this day can get any worse.

Zevran: Good. Now, I noticed your hair is a mess, yes? What products do you use?

Cullen: What.

Zevran: It looks better than years ago, yes, but it's still not good. You see my beautiful, flowing tresses, hm? May I recommend you some good antivan haircare routine?

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"they should bring back the inquisitor as the protagonist it gives them a personal stake in solas as a villain" there is nothing funnier than the new pc knowing absolutely nothing about solas and every single other person around them having deeply personal beef with him. literally nothing

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Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

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WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

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WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

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I think its funny that rogues and warriors can have an unlimited body count in Thedas but like god forbid a mage lights someone on fire

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Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

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Friend of mine linked a 5.5 hour long Youtube video picking apart the entirety of Nickelodeon's 2010 series Victorious. And we all independently went "lmao hey what the fuck who would watch a 5.5 HOUR long video on Victorious"

and we all independently went on to watch the 5.5 hour long video on Victorious.

Bopping Friday night with me and the girls exchanging Ariana Grande lore over the discord.

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late night thoughts

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cosmo wanda i wish every time i’m forced to see an unskippable ad or a popup the ceo and stockholders of the company for that ad felt a hammer impacting one of their joints with a severity that increased every single time i saw one of them

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oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.