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Day 52 of Lockdown:

Dad buys Tiramisu for a taste of Alcohol.

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My curse? Living in a world where the New Gays don't get to Come Out with Hayley Kiyoko and don't know the Gay Panic of Watching Lemonade Mouth (And the deep-rooted power that comes with being there when the Big Gay Disney Bang happened)

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People: I'm completely against bullying.

Their friend: *Bullies Someone*

People: She's just like that lmao

What? You thought they were going to tell their friend to stop doing that?

This isn't Disney Channel.

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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While people get butthurt over having a black Ariel I'll be over here enjoying Halle Bailey's gorgeous disney princess voice

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My main weakness in life:

The paw of my puppy sized dog delicately draped over my ankle as he snoozes, craving MY body heat in the cold winter air.

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8/9 ... I've had a sad, queerbaited life.

which of these early tumblr white boy ships queerbaited you to the fullest extent im depressed bitch and edgy bastard

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Also I'm very disappointed in the Fandom world for not realising that Jack/Crutchie are LITERALLY Stucky from the 40s - pre-serum Steve and Bucky anyone???

Jalexkno's newsies wishlist

1.) A newsies/fantastic beasts AU where Crutchie is newt and and Jack is Jacob.

2.) a JackxCrutchie soulmate au

3.) a au where there are three different Crutchies interacting (each of the different musical actors)

4.) a tuck everlasting/ newsies crossover headcannon fic

5.) fan art of any of the above ideas

General notes: i prefer musical newsies though I am familiar with the movie.

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Weird Hufflepuff Flex but very accurate

Leah: I regret buying you a blender.

Simon, drinking toast: Why?

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THIS is definitely on my Bucket list now!!!!!

   Since I am all up in these vintage London shots I started pondering what might be even BETTER (or as good as) vintage London? And into the cesspool of my ceaselessly spinning-like-a-fucked-up-clothes-dryer brain dropped this thought: VINTAGE COTSWOLDS. This is Castle Combe in Wiltshire, England, circa 1950s; and I hope you like it even half as well as I do. (Badger on the Bank flickr)

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"I would eat Keith's ass"

Maybe a bit of an unpopular opinion but Keith and Eugene have a very sweet, underrated dynamic in the Try Guys. (Obvs they all have great chemistry with each other but this one's not talked about enough.)

i’m so glad you sent this!! it’s a very very underrated dynamic (good vocab word lol), but i think as a fandom we can all agree that keugene is pretty fucking kewt lmao!! i totally agree, i think we all talk about the adorable soft zach and eugene and even the competitive but fiercely loyal ned and eugene,, but we kinda brush over keith and eugene?? have you SEEN how much eugene cracks up, seal clap typa laughing, when keith is there?? like i don’t think eugene rlly compliments or makes as many observations of any of the other guys as much as he does keith imo - he’s always like “keith…has a big mouth” “my fave try guy is keith” “keith could handle me in a relationship” “keith loves that fried chicken” lmao it’s a def looked over relationship but i’m here to Bring That Shit Back

also ned and zach is even more underrated imo but that’s a story for another time

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THIS IS JUST SO TRUE YES

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

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Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

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First of all CHARLIE TALKS ABOUT ME!!!!!!!?????? So I’m thinking of an evening wedding surrounded by dragons…

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I haven't even met him yet and I'm planning our wedding *awkwardly looks at Fleur*

I love one (1) man

Bonus:

Me too Rowan, me too

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Yeah like when can I start reading about me sleeping with my Slytherin Prefect Felix, Penny and Bill Weasley??? I came to hoe

So is there any Harry Potter: Hogwarts Myster fanfiction out yet because I think I need this in my life…

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Finally!!! An intellectual!!!!!!

Hogwarts Mystery: You can be friends with Bill Weasley in year 2

Me: Ok, but what year do I get sleep with him?