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Chapter 63

Rod: So Historia, you know that beloved older sister who was the only person to treat you well? Grisha ate her.

Historia: What the fuck Eren?

Eren: You know my beloved mother? She died because SOMEONE- *glares at Rod* was WIPING PEOPLES MEMORIES SO WE CAN'T FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE TITANS. WHAT THE FUCK HISTORIA?!

Historia: I DIDN'T DO THAT!

Eren: NEITHER DID I!!

Historia: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Eren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

(Kenny enters)

(Rod and Kenny exchange a longing look)

Rod: (with cherry blossoms in the background and a shoujo sparkle) Kenny… I believe in you. Go. (actual dialogue)

Kenny: *internally* SENPAI HAS NOTICED MEEEE

Kenny: I believe in you too, Rod-senpai.

Historia: *gags*

Elsewhere...

Zackly: HAHA EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Erwin: ...

Pixis: O_o

Erwin: (to Pixis) ...And here I thought your lady Titan kink was weird.

Elsewhere, Levi and co. are on the way to the chapel.

Levi: So, this Kenny guy is very dangerous.

Sasha: How dangerous are we talking?

Levi: He trained me.

Sasha: :O

Armin: Don't worry, you can attack their weak points FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Sasha: The Military Police have a weak spot? What is it?

[flashback mode activated]

Reiner: Or you can stick this up their assholes. That's their other weak point.

[/end flashback]

Armin: (off into the distance) THANKS REINER!!

Mikasa: (to Levi) So this Kenny guy's last name is Ackerman?

Levi: Yeah... Mikasa, have you ever experienced a sudden burst of power? Where, as spontaneous lightning flashed around you, you became the strongest person alive, equal to a hundred soldiers and capable of cutting up Titans as if they were giant man-eating sticks of butter, on nothing more than sheer weaponized willpower?

Mikasa: Yes. Why?

Levi: The same thing happened to me... and Kenny as well.

Mikasa: But what does it mean?!

Levi: I believe....

(beat)

Levi: It means we're living in a shonen anime.

Back at the castle:

Rod: (takes out syringe) How badly do you want to see Frieda again?

Historia: I want to see her but...

Rod: But what?!

Historia: ...I just don't think she can fit in that tiny syringe, though.

Eren: *tries valiantly to facepalm*

END

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Everyone you know what this means?

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[ first day not stressing about work at all after a few months...

...ends up playing the tribute game for the entire day.

that character customization update came at a right time for me to get addicted to it all over again.

hello, all. ]

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Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)

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More dogs with their babies.

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Survey Corp’s Halloween

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GUYS I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP

My good friend’s younger sister, Cara Golias, (pictured on the left) went missing yesterday, 9/28, and please we need your help to find her. I know there’s a lot of you guys who live in the NOVA area, so please, your help especially, but everyone please just, reblog, repost, tweet this, anything, to #BringCaraHome and call CFPD if you know anything!

City of Fairfax Police Department (703) 385-7924

Detective Michael Pierce (703) 385-7913

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will you be able to go die if you’re told to?

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the SNK anime is like

then the fucking fandom is like

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Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.

"Do You?"

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"A joke? I suppose that would work. Got any in mind?"

"I need to stay awake for another few hours, and I’m already sleepy."

"Yawn~ Somebody distract me…."

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He is beauty. He is grace.

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"I need to stay awake for another few hours, and I'm already sleepy."

"Yawn~ Somebody distract me...."

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Deep.