leszula

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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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“does listening to audiobooks count as reading” debates are always so funny bc people tie up their self worth in reading so when you say that listening is not reading they take it as a personal attack. no. it’s really not that deep. im not trying to establish a hierarchy of value. it’s just that words have definitions. listening is not reading. talking is not writing. reading means interpreting symbols, usually visually, and it typically has to be taught. listening to and understanding spoken speech does not require the ability to read. they are different things lol.

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you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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No no, i promise that this social norm that's been around since the 1950's is totally an innate aspect of human nature.

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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Remenber: shrinkp is bugs

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middle-class american who subsists primarily on factory farmed beef fed slaughtered by semi-slave immigrant workers on sub-minimum wage and which were raised on soy produced in clear-cut areas of the amazon rainforest which until last year belonged to an uncontacted tribe who have all been murdered by the enforcers of the logging company: well what about inuit people who eat whales huh? checkmate vegans

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On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.

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i miss everyone i ever met all the time

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my queer ravioli making workshop starts next Thursday and the community couldn't be less excited

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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lol he doesnt even know

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Severance is actually insane for making calling out of work a major point of tension/plot. because it's true, when we call out of work i know so many people--myself included--feel subconsciously compelled to craft the perfect excuse to avoid being perceived as lazy or ungrateful by their employer. but we watched in real time how his lie unintentionally permitted Milchick to push personal boundaries even further by asking for his exact location, which is insanely creepy for an employer to do, but he was taking the ground mark was giving. and then!!!! mark pivots and gives no excuse. "I just want a day off, and no you don't need to know why" and suddenly milchick's power is gone. the dynamic shifts right back to mark, and milchick is reminded "this is just a job." it's just a job! everything he's doing is just a job, and they can pretend they have power outside of lumon all the want, but they don't have power if their employees don't give it to them

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whenever i see the moon it’s like ok i want six blurry pictures of that on my phone so bad