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"She's such a red flag"
Well I guess that makes me fucking colourblind doesn't it
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My love life is like a series of unfortunate events- a little weird, kinda traumatic and this one bitch keeps coming back with a team of evil henchmen
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The guys that guy, guy and the gorls that gorl are gay but the gorln't who gorl are slay but the gay who gay are bae - King Henry VIII, 2022
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The urge to find out how many multivitamins I can take without any negative side effects so that I can go just under that amount and ascend to the holy lands of vitamin D
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Reading old poetry and books purely for the aesthetic knowing full well I'd rather be reading gay fanfiction
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New gender just dropped

#horse plinko#plinko machine#eeby deeby#super hell#scrimblo#why am i like this#gender#blorbo from my brain#glup shitto
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maybe the real blorbo was the horsed we plinked along the way
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Blorbo from my shows would understand this

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