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so was anyone gonna tell me Kurt from glee had a shrine to the Queen in his American home or was I meant to find that out by myself

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catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

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How best to describe Nandor? I would say that he’s blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education.

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Is it just me or has the way tumblr talks about men they like become progressively more unhinged

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every image of a girl jus lying on her back in the water w her eyes closed is me it’s my essence and my culture

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they really gonna have to shut tumblr down the day the queen dies

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a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

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a social media platform where everyone is just forced to listen my music library and say nice things about the songs i like

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*distant sound of raving crabs begins to approach buckingham palace*

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diehard Sims fans have their priorities backwards, like EA will announce something like “in this new expansion your sims will be able to go to the moon!!” and they’ll all be like Fuck that shit no one wants to do that. Listen to your fans… what we all want is a Salt and Pepper Shaker item so our sims can put sald and pepper on their food

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Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

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what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier

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"hey big bro mom said to come down for dinner we're having spaghetti"

"and?"

"sorry.....no meatballs bc grandma has high blood pressu--"

"RAAAAARGHHH"

*thinking* "i hate when he gets like this....he know gammy can't handle the sodium.....if he treats his own family like this i wonder how he treats his poor girlfriend [your/name]....maybe i should call her and ask........"

[to be continued....]

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why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person