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COOKIES ARE MAKING ME INSANE!
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instead-of-sleeping · 3 days ago
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SHADOW MILK COOKIE INVADES YOUR TUMBLR
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RB to infect other blogs with shadow milk cookie
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instead-of-sleeping · 4 days ago
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No need to apologise for it being short, writing is hard! And even if it’s short I LOVE IT AAAA IM A SUCKER FOR ANGST
đŸ’™đŸ„›Shadow milk x reader angst fic!!💔
SHADOW MILK FANS COME GET YOUR FOOD!!!
(sorry if this is bad, im not used to writing angst, LMAO, besides english isnt my first language, sooo 😭)
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You were currently sitting on the edge of your shared bed. Your partner, light milk cookie, was on his adventures looking for more knowledge, you were reading a book, however, none of the words seemed to stick in your head, you were recalling how you met him, and all the nice moments you have spent with him at this point, hes always busy, so those nice moments were once in a blue moon, however, you always enjoyed when he made time for you
Your thoughts were broken by the sudden screams of chaos and destruction outside, panicked, you jumped out of your bed and went to look outside from the window, to see what had happened. You were only welcomed by utter sufferment and violence, hundreds of cookies either screaming (i almost wrote creaming help) or killing each other, out of ALL the times that light milk was out it had to be now?! where is he anyways?! you looked up to the sky, the sky had weirdly turned black with the creepiest blue eyes, staring right back at you.
You turned away from your window, trying to think about something to do! You didn't want to die! Lost in thought, you didn't realize a weird cookie had entered your room.
"Oh, my dear y/n cookie! Whats with the long face? C'mon! Join me!" You turned around, that voice...those eyes...LIGHT MILK COOKIE? It can't be! He wouldn't be this, cruel! "Light milk cookie?" The words escaped from your mouth without you even realizing, you were scared, no not scared, TERRIFIED. "Tsk. Tsk. Shadow milk cookie now, Princess/ Prince!, Light milk cookie is long, LONG, gone!"
He got you into his arms and twirled you around, it felt like light milk cookie, and apparently it is, but this definitely isn't the cookie you know and love! You know him well enought to know that he WOULD NEVER do this "You're not him...you beast" You try to get out of his grip, but it was impossible "Such words pain me, but don't worry love! The show is just about to begin!"
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SORRY ITS SHORT, MY BRAIN JUICES RAN DOWN AND MY HALF BRAINCELL GAVE UP 💔💔
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instead-of-sleeping · 5 days ago
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AAAA LOVE IT 100%CANON
(COME HOME PLEASE OR MY WALLET IS GOING TO DIE)
💙Shadow milk cookie general dating hcs!!!!đŸ„›
First post yayayayaya
Gender neutral reader!
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has millions of nicknames for you, you're shorter than him? Munchkin, Pumpkin seed, dwarf, shortcake, peanut, shrimp, etc. You're taller than him? Giraffe, Behemoth, Bean pole, Giant. Conclusion? No matter what, he will call you all the nicknames under the sun.
Absolute menace, loves pranking you, sometimes even convinces (forces) you to prank others. Although he does love pranking you, would never go too far to the point of actually hurting you, thats a line he'll NEVER cross, would rather die than hurt you.
Always floats, therefore, you are too, loves carrying you. You're scared of heights? too bad, suck it up!
Very touch starved, he was trapped in a tree for eons, always hugging you, or kissing you. Loves PDA, he deffo isn't afraid to show the world than you are his and he is yours.
Hes the shortest of all the beasts, but considering they're all tall freaks, hes still tall compared to normal cookies (6'5) Loves putting things on tall places so you can't reach them or putting them over your head, biggest piece of shit in history
Extremely protective, will annihilate anyone who even dares to even touch you
Loves stargazing with you.
Big spoon, sometimes even little spoon if you beg him enough
Lets you join his plays, absolutely fawing over you, says stuff like: "And my gorgeous/handsome y/n, my beautiful, and perfect y/n..." and he goes on and on...You can only stare at him while he calls you trillions of nice words...
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PLEASE COME HOME SHADOW MILK PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
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instead-of-sleeping · 6 days ago
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Shadow Freak cookie
I was just scrolling on the Cookie Run Kingdom: Wiki and headed towards the quote section when I scroll down to play some voice lines. I noticed in the level up section there is this one voice line which is this.
'What'd you do? Hm, I'm kinda into it.'
Shadow Milk Cookie is a freak but i didn't expect the devsisters actually added that. Though I don't mind it though.. it's kinda nvm. (Sorry if I'm being annoying in this)
What if instead of Shadow Milk Cookie, he was called Shadow Freak Cookie and he freaked all over Pure Vanilla Cookie.
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instead-of-sleeping · 6 days ago
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Uuuu I LOVED IT, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Unrequited Love - Part Two
Pure Vanilla Cookie has always had more questions than answers. No matter how hard he tries, once he finds an answer, another doubt will surface in his mind. And that usually motivates him to keep going, but right now he isn’t sure if you want to answer his questions. 
 
He has noticed how your mind has been wandering somewhere far away from them, from him. The way you don’t look at White Lily Cookie in the eye and seem to avoid eye contact with him as much as possible. Pure Vanilla reasons that you are upset; that much is known. 
 
GingerBrave is worried about you; he told him how he found you troubled in the middle of the night. And he told him to keep this to himself to not worry everyone else, reassuring him that he would talk to you. But a part of him is a bit reluctant to do so, especially now that you’re all going to The Spire Of All Knowledge, to annoy you even more. 
 


 
Apple Fairy Cookie has kindly led you all to an inn in the middle of the woods. She doesn’t give you a good feeling, you think. You figure that it’s her high-pitched voice or the way that it’s really obvious how she’s scheming something, and you’re uneasy. So you abruptly get up to go outside, praying that nobody calls you out on it. 
 
“[name] Cookie? Is everything
” White Lily Cookie seems to think for a brief moment. “I mean, are you going somewhere? Would you like company?” 
 
You appreciate the effort she puts into trying to act as if you’re friends. And that, strangely enough, makes you a bit more frustrated, so you hide your hands behind you and feel how your fingernails dig into your palms. “I’ll be just outside; please don’t worry, and
 I—I don’t need company.” So you get out of the inn and walk for a bit, not too far away, but far enough so that you’re alone. 
 
Fresh air always calms you down, so you sit down on the floor and close your eyes while hugging your knees, to comfort yourself for a while. A minute or two passes, and you feel something poking at your leg. Startled, you speak before comprehending that facing you is not a Cookie but a cute blue rag doll. “What do you—who? Uh
” You’re not sure of what to do, and before you can question its provenance, its little hands offer you an alluring and stunning gem hair clip—blue as well. You notice how the doll has a ringmaster suit and a jester hat that reminds you of him.
 
“Oh my
Is this for me?” The little doll nods profusely. “
 Thank you, but
 I don’t have anything I can give you in return, you know that, right?” It doesn’t seem to matter because the blue rag doll puts the hair clip in your hands and bows dramatically like a host of some sort before disappearing. 
 
“
” 
 
“[Name] Cookie!!” You hear your name being called, and GingerBrave is happily waving at you. “Come on, we’re going to the tower! Time for an adventure.” A smile makes its way into your face, and it feels the most genuine for the first time in a long time. As you walk towards the group, you put on the beautiful hair clip. Not realizing who could have made it reach you, or rather, not caring anymore. 
 
Apple Faerie Cookie squeals when she sees the ornament placed on your hair. “So pretty!! How did you get it, [Name] Cookie?” 
 
“Oh, this? A kind villager gifted me this hair clip. The nicest Cookie I’ve ever met, I must say.” You lie, and almost miss the smug smirk that appears on Apple Faerie Cookie’s face. “But enough of that! We have a place to explore, isn’t that right, Pure Vanilla Cookie?” 
 
“R-Right, well, shall we get going now?” Pure Vanilla answers, though he seems a bit fixated on the blue gem decorating your hair. In the background, you hear GingerBrave, Strawberry, and Wizard Cookie expressing their eagerness to learn as much as possible. 
 
While you all continue on the path that Apple Faerie Cookie leads, a feeling of contentment fills your heart, and you find yourself waiting for something to happen. All while White Lily Cookie observes how the ornament on your head starts shining even more brightly every time you all get closer to the tower.  
Thank you all for reading!! And for the support on my first fic ever. I’ve written this inspired by the last episode of Beast-Yeast, so if you want to understand this a bit better you should play it! So, there won't be a part 3 but I do have some ideas for some drabbles.
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instead-of-sleeping · 7 days ago
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GET OUT!!!, đŸ—ŁïžđŸ”„
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"YOOHOOO~ DEARY DEAREST~!! I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED TO CONTINUE OUR LOVE JOURNEY!!"
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"Shadow Milk cookie... your arrival is, earlier, than I had anticipated..."
"So, you truly have returned... this early? And here I believed your arrival would only occur much, much later."
". . ."
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"GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
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instead-of-sleeping · 7 days ago
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gulps,, can I get a shadow milk cookie x reader (gn) who's very interesting in shadow milks story and studies dark magic and soon enough shadow milk cookie makes an appearance and he takes interest...
also hi :3c
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—A/N
Haiii!!Thanks for this request<3,i don't know if you meant romantic or platonic sooo i made it like it can be seen as both.
Pairings;Shadow milk cookie with reader who's very interested in his story and studies dark magic
What kind of writing;Fluff,can be seen romantic or platonic,headcanons
Masterlist;Cookie run;Kingdom
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—Your curiosity and intellectual pursuit of dark magic would pique Shadow Milk Cookie's interest, as he appreciates someone who values knowledge and power, much like himself.
—Shadow Milk Cookie may initially be skeptical of your intentions but eventually becomes intrigued by your dedication and fascination with his tale.
—You may offer new insights and questions to Shadow Milk Cookie, stirring up his curiosity and encouraging him to open up and share his secrets.
—Your magical abilities may compliment Shadow Milk Cookie's powers, leading to you both working together to explore and understand dark magic further.
—Shadow Milk Cookie may have a sense of pride and superiority due to his mastery of dark magic, but your eagerness to learn and grow may bring out a more mentoring side of him.
—Both you and Shadow Milk Cookie may share a mutual respect and fascination for the dark arts, forming a unique bond rooted in their shared interests.
—At times,your eagerness may frustrate Shadow Milk Cookie, as you may ask questions that he deems too foolish or simplistic. However, he admires your passion and drive to learn and will begrudgingly answer their queries.
—Shadow Milk Cookie may find it refreshing to have someone who values and understands the power and beauty of dark magic, finding common ground with the reader in a way he hasn't with others before.
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instead-of-sleeping · 8 days ago
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Brainrot Baker: Beast of Deceit
(!Minor Spoilers!)
Shadow Milk: Well, well, well. Who is ready for some tomfoolery?
Baker: 
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Baker: Oh, no. It’s worse than I thought! Not only he wants to create twitter on Earthbread, he is also
 BRITISH!!!
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This update destroyed me, I had to pause like every 2 lines of dialogue 😭 Anyways I kinda outlined in my mind how SM and Magical Baker first met
But also how they would work in the new episode but I don’t know what to do first,
(So ehm the twitter joke is because SM wants to create a world of lies and deceit, ehm that’s exactly like twitter đŸ€“â˜ïž)
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instead-of-sleeping · 9 days ago
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I CANT TAKE SERIOUSLY SHADOW MILK COOKIE WITH CROWNED CUPCAKE COOKIE’S PINK DRESS 😭🙏 (Fire writing as always)
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You walked in into your chambers and noticed Crowned Cupcake Cookie standing at your window balcony, her back turned to you as she looked out at the nightly horizon, it was dark enough to obscure her mostly in shadow.!
You: “Crowned Cupcake? I..wasn’t expecting you to come visit me this hour. Blatantly anyway.”
Crowned Cupcake Cookie: “I’m so sorry, my dearest Y/N Cookie, but I simply couldn’t stand to be away from you for any longer
”
You: “What? You could visit me at any time, that hasn’t stopped you at all before..”
Crowned Cupcake Cookie: “No, you don’t understand. You were always ever so near, yet out of reach for me, silly. That’s what it’s perfect that I’ll finally be able to reach you soon..”
You: “I’m not getting what you’re saying. You’re right there and why are you just..standing there? You usually run at me when you see me
”
Crowned Cupcake Cookie(?): “Oh, I’m oh so sorry to be standing here, Y/N Cookie. Lemme just step into the room light, cutie patootie.”
Cutie patootie? You’ve..only ever known one Cookie who’s called you that before

She didn’t even call you darling once

You: “On second thought, you can just stand there-“
You reach for the door handle and realized it was stuck, which alerted whoever was approaching you.
Crowned Cupcake Cookie(?): “Aw, looks like you’re stuck in here with me
”
You turn back to face the other Cookie and was met with an all-too familiar face, wearing Crowned Cupcake’s outfit.
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Shadow Milk Cookie: “Y/N COOKIE DARLING!”
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instead-of-sleeping · 10 days ago
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The other-realm
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I had to speed writing this and It isn’t proofread, so I’m sorry it isn’t that good or doesnt make much sense. I think that my favourite part of this AU is transforming the game mechanics in in-universe things, anyways enjoy :3 (This is inspired by this post by @brittle-doughie)
Something was wrong. And It is only a matter of time before it gets worse.
For the past days, every time you tried to sleep you would have the same dream: floating in a dark blue space.
The first time was dazzling, like stargazing but you were in the middle of the stars.  Then a chill down your spine.
“Every cookie keeps a sneaky little secret.”
And you were in your bed again, the clock showing it’s midnight.
You recognise the voice, how could you forget that clown after all the harm he has done, but it was just a nightmare, right? 
Your subconscious playing with your memories.
No one was coming back, No one was in danger, everything was fine and you didn’t have to go back to that damned place again.
Just a stupid nightmare.
Needless to say, falling back to sleep was much harder.
That morning between the usual kingdom matters and your friend’s’ letters, there was one different from the others. What a coincidence

An invitation, as guest of honor, for “Shadow Milk Cookie’s great masterpiece of deceit, where the truth-”
“No.”
Why things couldn’t be just coincidence for you?
Well, actually It didn’t say it was him but like come on! There was literally his face; and it was so satisfying to see it ripped in the trash can.
But it wasn’t hearing his voice again that night and the night after.
Now eyes were watching, multiplying and giggling at your every move.
And every time you woke up the invitation would be in your bed with a small present, that would go directly to the fireplace, whatever was inside it you didn’t want to deal with it.
Of course, the clown kept tormenting with his ominous words
“Don’t lie to me, I know you still like me!”
“It’s no use to try escape
 Deceit would swallow you whole”
“Deceit existed since the beginning of Earthbread, and Earth
”
“Your whole life is a lie. Welcome to my world!”
Honestly, such edginess should be studied.
Like the dark circles under your eyes.
Now you should go to do your every day activities, but your head hurt  like hell, the bed was simply too comfy to get out and the Swan knew how you needed the rest, even after it’s been months since dealing with a Beast 
Nothing could make you get up.
Except that knocking on the door.
Still in your pijama you could feel the floor was colder than usual, and wasn’t like ten in the morning why the shadows were so dark?
Opening the door revealed Pure Vanilla, judging by his face he too wasn’t doing well.
“Look, Pure Vanilla Cookie; thanks for coming all the way here but if you are trying to convince me to go to Beast-Yeast again”
“Do you know anything about the Beast-Binding ritual?”
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instead-of-sleeping · 13 days ago
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Not the wolf in sheep’s clothing

(I desperately want to write something with magical baker)
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instead-of-sleeping · 14 days ago
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Brainrot Baker: The true villain
(Pt.1) Baker: I asked “What could be worse than Dark Enchantress Cookie?”
“We are worse 😈” said The Five Beast Cookies.
Little did they know about
 Gingerbrave’s plot armor.
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instead-of-sleeping · 14 days ago
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SCREAMING AND KICKING MY FEET IM GOING CRAXY BCJDWKJNDKJCNWKD
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instead-of-sleeping · 15 days ago
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Brain-rot Baker: Arena shenanigans
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Dear Baker, I trust your judgement but does HE really have to stay my team, or even in your kingdom? After all he has done!
Yeah sorry, you guys are meta right now and I need those sweet, sweet rainbow cubes for the new costumes.
Oh, and don’t worry when Shadow Milk Cookie arrives, he’s probably going to replace one of you anyways.
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Shadow Milk Cookie?!

Meta?

THAT CLOWN IS MAKING HIS THIRD APPEARANCE, WHILE THE OTHERS ARE STILL IN THE TREE!
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Pre-battle hug?

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(Cookie run meta is wild 😭🙏)
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instead-of-sleeping · 17 days ago
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[cries in Europe]
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instead-of-sleeping · 21 days ago
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Dangerous cakes and killing a kid, what a lovely start!
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A/N: MAGICAL BAKER IS HERE EVERYONE!! Thanks for the patience. It’s 1835 words long and was supposed to be longer 💀. Anyways, hope you enjoy :D
TW: kinda drowning
The first 30 minutes on Earthbread were amazing. Eating candies, the cute candy animals, trying eating trees. Until it wasn’t amazing anymore.
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Why you had to eat those jellies?
In a world made entirely of candies, you had to eat those who were suspiciously hidden under a bush and they didn’t even taste sweet more like a combination of strawberry jam and barbecue sauce.
You walked through the forest, carefully of not making any sound. Were they still behind you?
Looking back, it seemed that they lost track of you. Thanks the Swa-
“Gh-“
A rock. 
A stupid rock made you find yourself crashing face-first onto the ground.
And you didn’t get up, your legs were to tired for that, how long have you been running anyways?
Maybe if you didn’t move a inch, those monster would just go away and you could finally re-
“Bark! Bark!”
Okay, the adrenaline rush was enough to make you get up.
One of the cake things comes out of the bushes.
They would look cute (and delicious), with the sugar icing that made the fur and the two strawberries that made the ears, if it wasn’t for those scary teeth icing.
Would that hurt even if it is icing? Better not found out.
You take a few steps back, gradually, keeping your eyes on them. We don’t want an angrier cake wolf.
“Hi there
” 
Talking to it would not work but at least you were buying some time.
A few steps more.
“If you let me escape, I promise that I never eat your jellies again.”
As you mentioned the jellies, the cake wolf growled (Did it understood you?) and called the rest of their friends.
Shit.
And so you start running again, trying once again to chase them off.
Never in your life would imagine to be scared of pieces of cakes wolves things.
If you stopped for a second they would jump on you. Maybe your meat body would save you but again, they had to bite first.
Your school backpack is just giving you extra-weight, but with all the important things inside it would be a waist to throw it.
But in the back of your mind you still curse it.
 The cakes wolves’s steps were getting extremely near you, growling.
Then something strange happened.
Two of them starting splitting from the main group, going in your left and right sides. 
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
You won’t let them surround you. 
It would be over.
Your legs weren’t cooperating though. 
You were slowing down.
But you could not surrender yet, after all you went through!
But maybe was better this way, dying in another dimension from literally pieces of cakes was ironic considering your position, reading it in a text book would certainly make you laugh.
As your hope was living your body, you noticed a change in the environment.
The forest was brighter and the trees were less and less.
This could mean that a lake is near!
If those cake-wolves were made of well cake, that would mean that with water they would

It wasn’t a perfect plan but it was your only one. 
The cake wolves were getting in front of you, your opportunity slipping your hands.
Now you could see the lake.
In a last moment of strength, you sprint, surpassing the two cakes wolves.
It was your only chance.
You jumped.
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There were you two things you realised shortly after you jumped in the lake.
Your theory was in fact correct and the cake wolves didn’t follow you in the water.
It wasn’t water, it was soda.
And now your eyes burned.
Another funny thing? More you swan in the soda more fizzy it got.
Making the rest of your body burn.
You try to reach the other side as soon as possible but breathing was getting more difficult by the second and your already tired legs weren’t any help.
Ten strokes.
Why this little lake had to be so deep?
Now eight.
The fizzy sensation was aggravating.
Just six.
Every muscle of your body was heavier, your eyes were heavier.
Swan, how good sleeping would be-
Only four.
Vision was blurry. The air wasn’t enough.
Two.
Your head almost underwater.
Gathering all your energy, you used the rest of your body to get out of the lake but when you reached the ground, you just lied down again, putting your backpack by your side.
Too exhausted to move or do anything. At least now there weren’t any monsters going after you.
Luckily, the fizzy sensation was gone.
Unluckily, you were soggy and worst of all the sugar made you sticky, no doubt there was candy stuck in your hair.
By the Swan, what the heck happened?
Before the Witches send (most likely forced) you the portal, everyone kept saying that:
“Earthbread isn’t that dangerous, they should have chosen a better punishment.”
“Baker, It’s a world made of dessert. Even a toddler wouldn’t messed up.”
“The scariest experience, you could have is to choke on candies.”
Oh, when you’ll come back, they’ll see.
Actually you had to find a way back first.
That night, the Great Witches only told you to “
Solve the magic’s problem in two weeks or you’ll get
”
You close your eyes, while using your arm to shield them from the sun’s annoying rays. Your skin now dry but your clothes still not.
Honestly, the best decision is to their own destiny.
Honestly, why don’t leave them to their own destiny?
Watching them fail their spells or the cauldron just exploding in their faces, was nothing but funny and deserved.
But if you don’t help them, it also meant you couldn’t do magic.
You get up in a sitting position and take a breath.
Another one.
And another one.
Feeling the air enter your body, the grass under you, the birds chirping

Where to start?
The only help they gave you was
 the wand!
You rush to open your backpack, still soggy from your swim: books, snacks, wet papers and, it didn’t broke.
Carefully pulling out the, Oh Great Magic Wand, you thanked the Swan under your breath.
For being one of the wizards and witches’ most important and ancient relic, it looked like a normal baking whisk except for the five gems, four forming a clover shape with one in the middle.
The legend said that the wand changes depending on its owner, imagine all the things you could with it. 
From now on you would keep it wherever you go.
Well,  you got enough rest, better get moving. Staying in this forest any longer could be dangerous.
The sun was still high, maybe you could find a city or more probably village. Maybe you could meet a-
“-always disturbing me
 keeping me from reaching my true potential!
”
Cookie.
Oh, Swan.
Oh, Swan, it’s really happening.
You couldn’t point exactly where the voice was coming from but the footsteps were getting closer.
What should you? You weren’t mentally ready to see a living, talking cookie. 
Should you talk to them, ask for help? Trying to be nice it would be definitely a nice idea. 
Would they even comprehend you? They seem to talk english. 
Trying to be nice it would be definitely a nice idea.
You fully stand up, your clothes less wet but it had a big jam stain on it, hope they wouldn’t notice.
The footsteps stopped.
“W-who are you?”
 The voice was coming from behind you, whoever was talking sounded scared?
You turned around,
“Hii
!”
While making sure to show the biggest smile you could do, it was a bit awkward but still a smile, everyone loves smiles!
“Ehm, nice to meet you! Can you help me? I ain’t from around here
”
Everyone expects cookies, apparently.
As you turned around, the grip on their staff tightened, getting in a fighting position and they looked almost scared.
The cookie had blue eye, the type that seems to look in your soul, 
It matched well with the dark navy robe. 
The other one was covered by his white hair? Icing?, their scarf was the same colour. 
Oh, and they were short but like really short.
As you turned around, the grip on their staff tightened, getting in a fighting position and they looked almost scared.
Did you have something on your teeth?
“You! How did you found us
 Doesn’t matter I won’t let you hurt my friends!”
What?
“Ehm Sorry, I think you confused me with someone els- Ouch!”
From their staff come out a literally lighting strike! It didn’t hurt that bad but still hurt.
“I won’t fail at your lies, you Witch!”
They prepare to strike again, 
And you dodged.
Not that was hard, it was pretty predictable.
And they strike again.
And again.
“Did you do this to everyone you meet?, tiny”
The cookie’s face gets angrier,
“Calling me ‘Tiny’ would be your last mistake!” 
Now, the strikes were more faster.
You really couldn’t catch a break, could you?
Wait, blue robe, staff and a pointy hat!
A wizard, a prideful and short wizard
What a lucky combination.
Your thoughts made you almost get hit.  
“Hey wizard! It’s all that you got? Well I should have aspect it from 
someone like you.”
Now was their time to get confused.
“Wha-
 I-
 M-my knowledge it’s bigger than you imagine. I can all sort of spells, like-“
“Like small lightning strike and slightly bigger lightning strike?”
“No,” they put down the candy staff, “I also can do-“
“Oh, yeah I forgot! A wizard’s favourite spell,” you shift your weight.
“Fireball!”
“What?! No, I-“
Mimicking what you saw so many time at the academy, 
With your new wand you point at their hat.
“How was it, again? Oh yes ‘I cAsT FiReBalL’” 
Of course for do this type of spell required a lot of studying and training, you just wanted to make fun of him.
That’s why when a giant flaming meat ball comes out of the wand, you deadpan.
The meatball barely misses the wizard cookie and flies towards the sky.
Thus the wizard cookie fall to the ground.
You killed them. 
You for sure killed them.


No, okay they were still breathing.
As you rush for checking them, other  footsteps were coming at your direction.
“-Cookie, We are sorry!
”
“Please come back, Wizard Cookie!”
Wizard Cookie? So it’s actually their name.
Wait,
THEY HAD FRIENDS?!
If they saw you they would think you kill them, which is not exactly wrong but still.
The cookie seems to recognise that you were different right away, a witch.
Could they have some sort of vendetta? It would make sense.
If so better run away, you didn’t want to find out what they would do to you.
Yeah, you had the wand but: you didn’t know how control it yet and by the voice’s number it seems it would be two against one.
It’s wiser to run away.
But,
If you stayed, you could explain the upcoming misunderstanding and maybe make you friends?
So, 
What do you choose?
[Stay]
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Don’t worry guys, he isn’t dead. I had so much fun with this, I already created half of the world building. If you have any questions my inbox is open :3
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instead-of-sleeping · 21 days ago
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AAAAA LOVE IT
Yan Shadow milk x Gender neutral reader? (Oneshot)
Enjoy the milkshake! I brainstormed this for a while but I came up with an idea, I would wait for the smilk update but I’m not that patient
Idk if this reads off as yandere sooooo-
Just a little TLC
-Romantic or Platonic-
!TW! Under the cut will be themes like obsessivness, harming another and trying to change someone’s identity ig?
Boring. That’s the best way Shadow Milk could describe Pure Vanillas life. He’s been watching the fool for years now and while it’s fun to see his guilt and stuff but something interesting needed to happen!
That’s when Pure Vanilla met you.
At first you weren’t anything special, just some cookie who was dragged to Pure Vanillas Kingdom by the brave kid. Honestly you were quite boring.
But that aided in your appeal! You were so basic that Shadow Milk started to feel an
 itch. An itch to make you interesting, an itch to turn you into something entertaining!
The thought of you being something more consumed his thoughts, you looked nice, but not unique enough. You’re personality was fun, but not fun enough!
You needed a little TLC, and that was fine! He was going to help you stand out and be the most interesting and amazing cookie to exist!
He’d make sure of it.
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You put your hand on Pure Vanillas shoulder in a panic, he wasn’t moving, he was just blankly staring at the tree. The seal had been broken and there was a chill in the air. But then
 it felt like the chill was in your dough. The coldness of your dough and others checking on Pure Vanilla broke him from chance.
Everyone was tense, this Shadow Milk fella was ominous. You felt his gaze on you. It was locked onto you. You shifted around uncomfortably, the cookies around you noticed this. Elder Faerie stepped infront of you, he seemed determined yet a little part of him was anxious
 I wonder why

“Ah this is quite the audience! I will need a volunteer for my show stopping performance though! Now who to choose..” Shadow Milk looked at everyone like he was going to pluck someone away for his “performance”
There was a strong pause before you felt your limbs being pulled up slightly, before you felt yourself get jerked up harshly.
“Y/N COOKIE!” As strings dig into your skin, Elder Faerie jumped up to try and grab your hand, but you slipped away from him like sand
“Now you look like you’d be a good puppet! Although
 you need some extra flair, but don’t worry about that! I’ll fix your right up so you’ll be perfect!”
You felt a chil go up your spine as a darkness crept into your mind. Your vision also blanked out.

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..
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You woke up with concerned eyes on you, and a burning sensation in your arms. Pure Vanilla was looking over your arms. “What
 happened
?” You questioned, there was a silence, no one was expecting you to not remember what’s happened, but Strawberry Cookie spoke up
“You became one of Shadow Milks Puppets
 I don’t think things went well for you..” she gestured to your arms. You looked down and saw that your arms were cut up, presumably from those strings from earlier
You saw that you were a mess, your hair felt messy and not to mention that some of your clothes had been switched to more of a jester like outfit.
“What about Elder Faerie
?” Everyone was quiet. You could feel your heart sink. He was gone. But no one wanted to break the news
 you felt tears starting to prick at your eyes.
You were sacred. You were confused. You wanted to go home, but with the crashed airship

Home wasn’t an option.
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Finally. You were in Shadow Milks grasp, you can finally become the star of the show that you were meant to be! Oh all the ideas that he had for you!
You were going to be perfect!
But
 there was an unexpected issue

You were too unique.
Everything about you was boring yet not, no cookie looked like you, it was hard to decide what to change about you because you were so perfect yet imperfect!
It irritated him.
Shadow Milk had been planning on this for months! And now that your here he can’t bring himself to do ANYTHING
He tried changing your outfit and hair style, HELL he even tried making you act out a scene of you laughing at the fools trying to seal him away and save you but it felt wrong. It frustrated him.
When those pesky cookies got closer to him it enraged him more. Everything was going wrong. He even threw you around a couple of times, your arms had jam on them and Shadow Milk swore he felt some form of remorse after it but it couldn’t compare to is anger.
When you left his grasp it felt like a relief yet it felt painful. Seeing Pure Vanilla heal you made his jam boil.
But WHY?
WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOU?
One way or another
 Shadow Milk was going to find out
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