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Courfeyrac: I have an idea! It’s very uncool. It’s not illegal, technically, but it is a dick move.

Enjolras: I love it.

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Jehan: Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us.

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Combeferre: Please, I’m begging you. Go to a doctor.

Bahorel: I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Grantaire: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I come back.

Jehan: Of course, I wouldn’t flip a table without you.

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Feuilly: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Feuilly, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

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Combeferre: Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?

Joly: Even better!

Combeferre: … What did you do?

Joly, holding up a chicken: Here!

Bossuet: Her name is Kyle!

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uh hey lmao i promise i’m not dead and i promise i will start posting more quotes soon!!!

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Feuilly: When I said Netflix and chill, I meant Netflix and chill. Stop trying to strip me. Watch this documentary on Poland with me or get out.

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A child: Excuse me, sir, someone is stealing over there.

Bahorel, the security guard: Look kid, you can steal shit from the mall. I don’t care. I’m here to shoot the mannequins if they come to life.

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Courfeyrac: Are you free this Friday, ‘Taire?

Grantaire: Yeah-

Courfeyrac: Cool, what about you Enj?

Enjolras: Yeah I’m free.

Courfeyrac: Great, because I’m not! You two enjoy your date.

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Enjolras: Hey, wanna hear something dirty?

Grantaire, getting excited: Always.

Enjolras: The kitchen.

Grantaire: What?

Enjolras: You didn’t do the dishes last night.

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Bossuet: So, I’m going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Joly: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Bossuet: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Joly: I pity your dentist.

Bossuet: Joke’s on you, I don’t HAVE a dentist!

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i love it when people go through my blog liking things, even better if they leave little anecdotes or comments in the tags... it’s just so sweet and human and makes me feel very connected to y’all like hell yeah we all feel a very deep love for these characters together

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Enjolras: Courf, I think we have a problem.

Courfeyrac: What, the fire?

Enjolras: No, the- wait. What fire?

Courfeyrac: Oh forget about it. This sounds more interesting.

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Courfeyrac: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Jehan, they’re perfect!

Jehan: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

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Combeferre: Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.

Bahorel: What? I can’t hear you, my shirt’s over my ears.

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Jehan: When you lose something, it actually helps to say the name of the thing you’re looking for out loud.

Grantaire: Dignity

Joly: Innocence

Bossuet: Jehan’s wallet