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[leothehttydfan]

I need help lol

There was this Percy Jackson chatfic I read

And I wanted too read it again but Idk who made it or what It was called

It had poly ships in it

There was a group of people trying to solve what is going on with them

And Magnus Chase was in there

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Kai : When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Zane : Make lemonade!

Kai : No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.

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Zane : We need a plan to beat them.

Jay: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Zane :

Jay: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Jay: look Kai , I'm not slut shaming you but...

Jay: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

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Kai : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Jay: Wow. They sound stupid.

Kai : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Jay: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Kai : I guess you’re right. Hey Jay, I love you.

Jay: See! Just say that!

Kai : Holy fucking shit.

Jay: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kai , but they're too dumb for you.

Kai : Jay.

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Waiter: What would you like?

Cole : Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Jay: *blushes*

Cole : *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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Zane : Truth or dare?

Cole : Truth.

Zane : How many hours have you slept this week?

Cole :

Cole : Dare.

Zane : Go to sleep.

Cole : I don't like this game.

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Jay : I think we should kiss.

Kai : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Kai : When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Jay: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Kai : Holy moly-

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Jay: I love you.

Kai , not paying attention: What was that?

Jay: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Cole : I fell—

Kai : From heaven?

Cole : No, I literally fell—

Kai : In love with me the moment you saw me?

Cole : MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Kai : Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Kai : I have feelings for you.

Jay: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Daily incorrect quote

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Cole, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Jay: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Jay: Here you go.

Cole:

Jay:

Kai : Why am I here?

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Kai: *seductively takes off glasses*

Kai: Wow...

Cole: *blushes* Haha... what?

Kai: You're really fucking blurry.

Daily incorrect quote

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No hate!

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No hate on any one!!!

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ninjago ships (for kai )

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PlasmaShipping

BruiseShipping

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