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WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

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Songbird

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V: "We should be working with Reed to save So Mi."

Johnny: "Fuck Reed, we should be saving So Mi without his help."

V: "What if the NUSA can help us remove the Relic!?"

Johnny: "The NUSA is full of cracks, I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I can throw them and neither should you!"

Solomon, walking back into the bunker with a fruit smoothie, not knowing who the fuck V is arguing with:

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David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

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I- no words.

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cats are so funny because why will you stop at nothing to chew on a roll of scotch tape in the dispenser. what is wrong with you

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had thoughts and made a joke character chart, then I kept thinking about it as I made it and suddenly it didn't feel like a joke anymore.

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david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.

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Most intriguing sentence ever

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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction