lenajc

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

If you’re unable to actually say a simple please, then alright.

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

I’ll get it myself, I’m taking the pups with me too

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Say please and stop with the fake tears.

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Say it.

I’m thirsty

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Where’s my please then?

I... don’t know. Where is it?

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

After I hear you be polite.

What even, I’m so polite!

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

How about a please? I’ll be content with that simple word.

i’ll let you touch my boobs

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Seems like you don’t want it enough. 

what about 2 kisses for the milkshake?

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Pretty please.

And then you’ll get everything you want.

Pppp.... Nope. Can’t do it, it’s too hard. I just want a stupid milkshake, why do you have to torture me like this??? I thought you loved me???

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Lenaaaaa. That’s better than a milkshake.

I really, really really want you

to get me a milkshake 

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

He’s old. I can’t take it back, because it’s the truth.

Peterrrrrr.

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

He’s old and married.

Take it back, you weirdo! He’s not old. He’s so hot, like he’s the sexiest man alive. 

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Who’s the father?

Idris Elba. What can I say, he got me milkshake when I asked for it.

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

Still no milkshake. Sorry future baby. But, your mom needs to be polite.

It’s not yours anyways. 

pm ;; pile of poo

[lenajc]

itspeterparkerbish‌:

No milkshake still.

I’m pregnant

pm ;; pile of poo