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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Damn time really does fly!!!

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10 posts!

Most are weird and...yk. But yeah :)

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I had a good laugh reading this 😂😂

Hii, saw your request were open!

This might not even make sense, because I don't even know if the na'vi have this too

But some hc to human reader getting their period earlier than expected and the sully kids + tsireya, aonung and roxto reaction to weird human biology

Thanks alot and stay healthy!!

--- sex ed. class ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

platonic!various x gn!human!reader

!! in my hc, fem na'vi doesn't menstruate !!

teaching your na’vi friends, who doesn’t menstruate, the beautiful world of human biology

part 1! part 2

"so, your... thing bleeds every month?"

you nod

"are you stupid?

"i'm sorry?"

ao'nung clicks his tongue, looking at you with disbelieve. "that means you're doing something, only Eywa knows what, to yourself. and you’re doing it so badly that it bleeds-"

you hit him on the head, "no! what are you even thinking?"

"no, but seriously" neteyam looks at you with concern, "forgive me for watching you, but this morning i saw you wash your blanket that’s literally soaked with blood"

your face starts to heat up, "that means the cloth i use wasn't enough-"

"3 pieces of cloth to soak your blood. and it wasn't even enough?" tsireya's voice filled with worry, "are you sure you're okay? we could ask my mother to patch you up" 

"reya, im fine-"

"no you're not! you came to her for painkillers this morning, to mend your stomach cramps!"

"its probably tape worms"

"no shit", rotxo snickers

"or just a real bad constipation"

"rotxo, ao’nung please” kiri rolls her eyes, tired of their stupidity. “they clearly said that the bleeding comes from their other below"

not long after lo'ak snaps his head towards you, mouth agape. "holy shit. i think i know what's going on", then quickly moves closer to you. his face just a few inches from yours, his terrified look terrifies you

"my mother experienced the same things as you, when we were about to have tuk. stomach hurting, below bleeding- "

"no. fucking. way” rotxo clasps his mouth, “are you about to give birth?"

"what?"

ao’nung’s jaw dropped. “who knocked you up?” 

“that’s it i’m taking you to the tsahik” 

“STOP” 

your friends went quiet. 

they could only stare at your flushed face as your breathing went erratic. 

you gulp, trying to calm yourself down. you close your eyes, inhaling a good amount of oxygent to fill your lungs and letting your mind go blank. then, you could open your mouth again

"as you all know, female bodies bear children in their uterus, yes?"

they all nod

"good. now the uterus, in human bodies specifically, would prepare for pregnancy every month-"

"so you need to get pregnant every month?"

"shut up rotxo"

"wait a minute" kiri cuts you off, "you’re not pregnant, but you’re currently bleeding. so the bleeding occurs when the pregnancy doesn’t happen?"

"yup. because i'm not pregnant, my womb's lining shreds out"

their terrified screams deafens you

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Guys another person is doing these weird stuff :(

At this point if I keep on getting this I'll just follow no one back

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Hello everyone!

I just wanted to say I'm open to any writing you guys might want! I might not be active most of the time, but I'll try my best to please all of you ❤️

Just so you all know, I don't do smut at all.

That's just a heads-up.

Thx ya'll,

-Lele

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Guys this person just randomly followed me, and since I follow peopl back I did. I was really creeped out when they sent me this message.

I was really grossed out by this. Help me report them for this, and please reblog!

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STAY ACTIVE GUYSSSS

I ain’t going nowhere I’m sticking this out. Been obsessed for 14 years, I’m not stopping now!

Jake and Neytiri didn’t raise no quitters!😤 y’all better be in it to win it. 2025 LETS GOOOOO!!

This is a threat… I wasn’t asking, y’all are staying till 2025 like it or not👹👹

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Hi guys! I just wanted to say that I don't have Wi'fi, and that I use a hotspot.

Sorry but I'll try my best to see everything everyone's posted!

Thank you all so much <3

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Guys please go block and report @/bluedickhead! And speard the message if you can please!

!! PLEASE READ, THIS IS IMPORTANT !!

TW: mention of r*pe, sexual harassment, and p3dophilia

hi everyone, so there is this person who has been harassing me and @pandorxxx , threatening to r*pe us, lying about their age, she pretends to be a dude, going around sending unsolicited dick pictures. she is also a p3do. in her words "i wish you were 12" and "we can play pretend, you be 12 and i'll be 16"

it's genuinely disgusting and it made me so sick to my stomach. their username is @/bluedicked. please do NOT interact with them, just report and block them.

please repost this to get the word out, thank you.

@teyamsbitch @teyamloving12 @pandoraswife @sweethoneycn @pandorxxx @pandoraslxna @sullybrosimp @blue-slxt @inlovewithpandora @tiredmamaissy @livelaughloveneteyamm

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