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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

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i love you and we will make it thru this together

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step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit

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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

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me: boy oh boy I wish I had somewhere to study the nearly complete skeleton of a columbian mammoth 🤔

the esteemed la brea tar pits:

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fuck long distance. have you guys ever dated someone w the opposite work schedule as you? i feel like im seeing a vampire

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the rise of polyamory is a recession indicator

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Come on let's all drag heavy stones across the land and make the dirt flat for everyone

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Uni… are you really a cat?

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