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Sometimes I look in photos and I realize I'm a bad bitch.

The rest of the time, I'm a fucking nerd.

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New earrings dropped, we're going places chat

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I was really tired when I posted this

Fellas, is it gay to be gay?

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Fellas, is it gay to be gay?

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I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it

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So I suppose as a little update:

I did plan for vampire friendship, but due to the choices and actions of the PCs, vampire man went full evil.

The vampire attempted to kidnap the vampire-friending-player's PC, turned him into a partial vampire without consent, tried to kidnap/kill the rest of the party, and has otherwise made themselves known to be the scum of the earth.

Operation Befriend Vampire has failed. Oh well.

Insert angst about the cleric character being forced against their will to become an unholy abomination who can now no longer practice their faith like before because the very act of approaching churches and interacting with the holy and divine is painful due to their transformation.

Currently making a dnd campaign and I told one of my players there's gonna be a vampire NPC and his PC is AroAce so I'm not worried about potential vampire fucking but he told me he would befriend this vampire. Like it wasn't a goal. It wasn't a promise. It was a threat. There was nothing I could do to make the vampire unfriendable. He SHALL be befriended.

So now I'm replanning my campaign to allow for the possibility of vampire friendship because my player rolled a nat 20 charisma check in real life.

DM-ing really is the art of simultaneously being a power bottom and a service top.

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I love my dnd party so much, they kill me every session.

If you guys find this, I love you. Please keep throwing wrenches into every plan I make. I hope you all never stop ways to build joy on a foundation of a world that was made entirely for you. Every action you take is a gift and your words are acts of creation.

Also please remember to take some notes.

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i played the silly law game and they're my favorites💙💜

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i hate him bro DO SOMETHING

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Oh, what a waste...

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people will really go up to shapeshifters like "oh what's your true form? oh but what do you really look like?" are u hearing yourself. do u hear how insane u sound

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

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useless ray of goddamn sunshine

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Arcane season 2 is gonna kill me gang.

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This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said