legallyacceptibleurl
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legallyacceptibleurl · 11 days ago
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i am not exaggerating when i say that i am on hiatus for my health. writing that post caused me to develop a fever. yaaaaaaay the joys of autoimmune diseases <- lying
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legallyacceptibleurl · 11 days ago
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im still on hiatus for health reasons (looking at too many asinine takes makes my body try and take me out) but now at the end of the year i want to share possibly the most asinine take i saw all year. i think about this thing constantly and the only reason i haven’t posted it yet (iirc anyway) is that i dont even know where to begin to describe the sheer asininity of it. its just so blatantly ghoulish at a glance and the more you look at it and think about it the more you realise how inhumane the thought pattern that brought them to this point must be
but first i have to set the stage and establish the context
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ID: september 16th, 2024. @imyourbadjew: ”honestly speechless at how casually widespread the genocide canard has become. People will just mention it off the cuff like it's a well known, undisputable fact, DESPITE THE COMPLETE LACK OF EVIDENCE. And when pressed, it's all about vibes. "Yeah it just feels like a genocide to me". BITCH. You've assimilated propaganda so seamlessly that's it's now become a core, unquestioned belief.” END ID.
the post im talking about is a reblog on that ^ post. so already the context is blatant and unambiguous genocide denial. now feast your eyes on this shit
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ID: @the-library-alcove: ”Exactly. In fact...” (a screenshot of a population graph that’s extremely heavily skewed towards 19 years and younger) ”This is the population pyramid of Gaza. It has been just under a year since the war began. As you can see from the bottom of the pyramid, their annual birth rate is about 70k per year. Their net population has still increased over the last 12 months. Even at 40,000 deaths--which is terrible, although the fact that an estimated half of those were Hamas combatants, not civilians, is important--means that they've still had a population increase of about 30,000. That's not a genocide.” END ID.
like where to even begin. genuinely where to even begin. the layer upon layer of ghoulishness that is using a graph that looks like that to argue that there isn’t a genocide going on, under the apparent belief that under all the bombings and starvation and disease the birth rate would be somehow completely untouched??? taking a moment to downplay the deaths even further by mentioning their belief that half of the people killed were ~evil terrorists~ and how important that supposedly is (don’t ask them how many soldiers make up the death count in oct7). fully knowing that the demographics of gaza skews extremely young and still full throatedly supporting the carpet bombing of an area the size of detroit
i haven’t kept up with these fucking clowns in a few months now and who fucking knows what quite frankly evil things they’ve been spewing since then, and lord knows when i was actively clown-spotting i saw a lot of evil stuff spewed. but this one stands out to me still. it’s final the nail in the coffin to believing that even they really believe the shit they say
because i refuse to believe someone dug out that population graph and said ”yup looks good to me” and then used it to argue in what even they themselves believe is good faith that a genocide happening is impossible
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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oh i have an answer to why these people will be out there spouting explicit zionist propaganda but then backpedal to “but i’m not a zionist because im not jewish”
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ID: Anonymous: “isn't the largest zionist organization in the us Christians who only want us in israel so we'll all be killed during the rapture?” @spot-the-antisemitism: “So... all zionists are Jews, gentiles cannot be zionist. when someone says zionists they mean Jews. when you say "I hate zionists" you mean "I hate those jews over there". those are rapture cultists. but the biggest pro-israel lobby are weird christian doomsday cultists and they want all the Jews go to Israel so they can speed run the second coming and kill all non christians. so YES the biggest lobby pro-Israel isn't Jewish and wants Jews to die. most Jews hate them but some accept these leopards as fellow travelers.” END ID.
the “only jewish people can be zionists” take is really widespread in that circle (and probably in many circles). it’s a necessary take if you want to push “when you say you hate zionists you actually just mean you hate jewish people”
and as a bonus it lets people who are zionists but not jewish beat you over the head with “i’m not even a zionist. anyway [asinine zionist take]”
Get a load of this person’s patronizing bullshit
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Not to mention being a dishonest coward with their “I’m not a Zionist because I’m not Jewish” as a way to shield themselves from pushback. Why do so many deny being Zionists when they clearly believe in all aspects of the ideology?!
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I responded to this and they blocked me and tried to pull the same garbage such as “gofundme doesn’t operate in Gaza” and “you’re confusing Zionism with kahanism”. They also claimed to be a former anti Zionist who’s apparently seen the light about how hateful our movement is. What is wrong with these liberals and their obsession with smearing people ffs?
“I’m not Jewish” followed by “you refuse to listen to a single real non-token Jew” sure is something. Buddy the antisemitism is coming from inside the house
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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Tumblr zionists are so bewildering to me. They have an inherently right wing ideology that involves colonizing. Like, no matter what argument they want to spin, that's what it is, Israel did not naturally come to creation, it took the British and the Americans taking land they stole and making it Israel. Israel is factually committing genocide. Like by definition it is a genocide. But then these Zionists scroll the internet and find every left leaning group doesn't support Israel or it's like Dropout.tv (owned by a Jewish man and many people it employs activity speak out for a free Palestine) says it supports Palestine, and these people lose their collective shit. Every time a Jewish person says "I support Palestine" these Zionists are antisemitic to them or deny that they're Jewish. I watched a 14 year old who claims to be starting conversion to Judaism tell a Jewish woman in her late 20s she was a fake Jew for supporting Palestine.
It's just so crazy to me. They want to be the counter culture soooo bad. They want people to think their ideologies are "leftist" sooooo bad (they can never say which left leaning ideology though). But the truth is Zionism is a right wing ideology accepted by the fascist state and it's like sorry, you're not fighting antisemitism or whatever, you're just a bunch of racist Islamophobic antisemites who think war is cool. Y'all would have loved the Iraq and Afghanistan wars if you were old enough.
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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holy shit kill yourself actually
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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Transcript: “When there's a- When something is popular on the internet, you will find that there are a wealth of varying opinions, and not all of those are in good faith. And I think that there's this, like, pseudo-strawman argument, because in a strawman it's like, "no one's making that argument" is usually the logical fallacy. But on the internet, you can find anyone technically making the argument. And then you can cherry-pick the things that you respond to in order to create this perception that you are being... victimized or targeted, or that you are a victim or you're being unfairly criticized, when the reality of the situation is that most people are down for the aesthetics. Or most people are criticizing a completely different thing, …”
Sad Boyz
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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dude I fucking hate that zionists can sit here and be like “armed resistance is bad! but you know what is also bad? Any kind of non violent resistance including boycotts!” all while at the same time israel is not only ramping up very literal violence against palestinians but also figurative violence including actively trying to fight anything that helps Palestinians like unrwa etc like get your head out of your asses please
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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you'll never guess what they're talking about
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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this is how you sound when you doubt gazans are actually on tumblr trying to fundraise btw. the only difference between this and “i don’t think people in their circumstances have the time to go on tumblr” is that @georgi-girl is saying the quiet part out loud. the quiet part being the racism
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ID: @georgi-girl: “They're not real dingus! You really expect me to believe that despite being bombed into the Stone Age, everyone in Gaza can still go online and open gofundme accounts? While no one in Sudan or Lebanon or even Ukraine has done this? It's all scammers!” END ID.
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legallyacceptibleurl · 2 months ago
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Sincere question: why do people call you a tankie? What does that mean?
In most cases, a Marxist-Leninist. The term is referring to the Hungarian uprising or fascist terror that was subsequently cracked down by Nikita Khruschev, because of reactionary elements that was enabled by the Nagy regime in attempt to establish a multi-party system with reactionary partiers, such as the FKgP. Tankie refers to Khruschev sending in tanks to suppress the fascist uprising. Ironically enough, MLs do not like Nikita Khruschev, because he was a revisionist. The term was later adopted by British revisionists to criticize MLs who were supportive of the CPSU.
The term is also used for MLs who attempt to deconstruct western narratives, propaganda and myths of former socialist countries or AES countries. The term is also referred to any leftist who are anti-western, anti-nato, critically supportive of anti-western governments or anything perceived as being "authoritarian" and etc. The term does not always refer to MLs, but can even extend to other Leftists due to some overlapping ideologies.
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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You guys really need to stop wasting your time appealing to Zionists. We are over a year into this Gaza genocide and over 70 years into this settler project I promise you they are not going to change their minds if they haven’t already several thousand dead children ago. Stop trying to appeal to their conscience, they have none. Focus on helping Palestinians and sharing information and fighting for a Free Palestine - Zionists are not worth your effort.
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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booooo staff sniped disgustingechoes
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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@homochadensistm r-slur compilation
these are not described, nor do i really want to describe them. message me if you need image descriptions. these are not in chronological order but range from march to october
tw ableism obviously
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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“if you don’t condemn the pro palestine movement you do not care about rape survivors. you do not care about people being raped and tortured as long as they’re jewish” says the people who completely dodged acknowledging the ongoing torture going on in israeli detainment camps
never forget that the sde teiman torture camp never shut down. every day is still hell on earth there, stated by someone who visited as being "more horrific than anything we’ve heard about Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo."
if you are unsure of what to think of people comparing israel to nazi germany, i implore you to read the accounts of survivors and whistleblowers of sde teiman, and the israeli politicians response to it.
the news cycle has mostly forgotten about it at this point, but still every day they are torturing palestinians, often sexually, sometimes to death.
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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Israelis being extremely normal people because they are mad the Irish peace corps won't leave Southern Lebanon
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legallyacceptibleurl · 3 months ago
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yes i do take any chance i get to include prismatic-bell in a post. people are always searching xir url and i want to fill the search results with receipts.
besides, i have to live up to my title
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ID: a screenshot from the tumblr search tab. “Top prismatic-bell blogs”. Beneath the text is featured a single blog, @legallyacceptibleurl, which is this blog. END ID.
#1 prolific hater🥳
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